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[yxxfan-deactivated20150106]

Kris Wu : Barista : 110690.

Well, hello there. I’m Kris, I’m not sure why but my dash isn’t moving at all. Maybe there’s something wrong with my tumblr—or maybe everyone died in some kind of internet apocalypse and I’m the last man standing. /shrugs;     I work as a barista at Starbucks, so if you want a drink, just hit me up. Why should you help me? Well first things first, I’m really good looking, I make amazing beverages, I’m single and also I’ll send you lame jokes if you help me out.

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[kyungrixox-deactivated20140128]

"it doesn't matter how slow you walk, as long as you're not in front of me"

hi, i’m kyungri. it’s been a while since i’ve been here and i’d really like to make new friends. here are a few reasons why i make a good best friend:

i’m pretty + cool = pretty cool

we can talk for 1423412093412 hours and never run out of topics

i make a good cuddle buddy

i’d give you back rubs

i’m lonely and i need more friends

i’m lonely

and i need more friends

so, please like ; reblog ; follow?

hover :// ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡

[choi-jae-deactivated20140712]

[staypozitive]

[rainforestrobotics-deactivated2]

[mclarinet]

Close enough…?

[yxxfan-deactivated20150106]

Dancing Machine Kris is at your service.

Hello there, my name is Kris—at least that’s one of them. My dash is literally not moving and I’m in need of friends. I’m sure you all know what to do.

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Why should you help me? Well, if you do reblog this post, I’ll send you a cheesy as fuck pick up line. Who doesn’t love pick up lines right?

[kimxwbn]

if your dick fits into your pants, its too small for me.

[hyunbuns-deactivated20160203]

what the fuck. if it doesnt fit into their pants then thats literally like a third leg. you want a leg up your asshole ?? you homosexuals scare me

[kimxwbn]

Im not homosexual you shit, i saw this somewhere and it's so funny

[kimxwbn]

when will orlando bloom?

in spring?

[imxyxxna]

I used to read a lot of suspense when I was younger… it always interested me a little more than romance novels. {`she nods, crossing one foot behind the other.`} They make for more exhilarating movies, too. Romance novels tend to stray more from the three act formula than suspense or mystery does. And the narrative tricks..! Those are always fun. {`she laughs, stopping herself before she gets too far ahead.`}

Really? {`her eyes widen, and she gives and enthused nod.`} I’d like that a lot. I’ll even pay for the popcorn. And I guess… I don’t mind being strange. {`her head tips to the side.`} Life is more fun that way.

[kimxwbn]

Oh romance novels are the ones that I like, they have a better story line than the movies you know--words are more intriguing than pictures. /he laughs sheepishly; It's a bit embarassing but love novels are kinda my thing, It just gives me more ideas on how to be greasy. /he shrugs; But of course, lets do it one day. I wouldn't mind watching a movie and getting free popcorn.

[kimxwbn]

if your dick fits into your pants, its too small for me.

[coluring]

If I call you a loser it means that I’m probably in love with you

[vicforprez]

[kimxwbn]

hyunbuns replied to your post: hyunbuns replied to your ...

{ // whimpers as you hit her head then elbows your side. } yah! you insult me then expect me to listen to what you say? tch. i don’t need your forgiveness, your majesty. { // curtseys to you, mockingly. }

Well you started it first! /he furrows his eyebrows and grips onto his sides; Please buy me fooood~ I'll starve to death.

[kimxwbn]

hyunbuns replied to your post: hyunbuns replied to your ...

yes i did. just now. didnt you hear me?? { // leans into your ear and yells } I SAID IF YOU AINT GOT NO MONEY TAKE YO BROKE ASS HOME. { // clears throat. } life isnt fair, kid. unless you’re… g… l… a.. m… o.. r.. o u s yeah

irritating little maggot /he scoffs and hits your head playfully; Now if you want my forgiveness, please get me food. Because I'm king.

[kimxwbn]

uetoayax replied to your post: I am beyond hungry.

i’m just as hungry!

Well, I think we both should head out to find some food together

[kimxwbn]

yohjichan replied to your post: I am beyond hungry.

{`drops off a bowl of ramen}

Remember you told me you'd treat me to Chicken Soup, I'm still waiting! /He laughs softly and takes the bowl; Thank you for this tho!