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Reblog for an emo pickup line
SHAWN MASTERLIST
hello bad bitches!! i think it’d be easier if i re-linked my masterlist in a different way so i’ll just have many mini masterlists linked to one post and we’ll make this easy for me and you :-)
** - blurbs ☺ - bulletpoints
main list
SMUT
All These Years
Award Of The Night
**Beat Around The Bush
Get Him Angry
Keep Quiet
This Life Is Fine
EVERYTHING ELSE
Alright
Anger’s Not A Good Look On You
A Precious Gift
Close As Strangers
**College!Shawn
☺ Cuddling!Shawn
**Gingerbread Mishaps
**I Need You
I’m Sorry
**Jealous!Shawn
**Jealous!Shawn 2.0
Let It Be Me
**Love Me Like Food
Love Me or Leave Me
Merry Christmas, Loser.
Nervous
No
No Ratings Needed
Not Guilty
Please Keep Loving Me
**Read My Fucking Lips
**Say Something
**Surprise
Take Me Home
Waterside Jealousy
You Don’t Deserve Me
Your Heart
SERIES
Honey - one two three four Liar Liar - one two three Your Friend, A Crybaby - 1 2
Masterlist
Smut is marked with *
5 Seconds of Summer
Michael:
Video Games and Bug Bites* // Video Games and Bug Bites PT 2 *
Homesick*
What Are Best Friends For?*
More Than You Know*
Sweet Dreams* (Mashton Threesome)
Not My Type*
Luke:
The Way I Loved You: PT 1
She’s Mine* (Cake threesome)
Navy Blue
My Dirty Little Secret*
Everything I Didn’t Say*
That’s My Seat*
Lessons* (Lashton Threesome)
Smirk* // Smirk pt. 2* // Smirk pt. 3
Calum:
The Way I Loved You: PT 1
She’s Mine* (Cake threesome)
Of Course*
If You Don’t Know*
If You Don’t Know pt. 2*
Red* // Red PT 2 *
Coincidence*
Neighbor*
Ashton:
Book Shop*
Race
Bruises*
Erotica*
Lessons* (Lashton Threesome)
Sweet Dreams* (Mashton Threesome)
Coffee Shop*
Princess AUs:
Mikey: Rapunzel *
Luke:
Calum: Aladdin*
Ash:
Preferences:
After Wedding Sex 4/4*
One Direction
Harry:
Begin Again
Thin Walls*
Ready To Run*
Niall:
Home
Zayn:
Work of Art
Work of Art Pt. 2*
Liam:
In Control*
Louis:
Midnight Memories
I want to _____ you.
reblog and see what your followers say
Interesting..
I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE
I was just reblogging for the above post I didn’t think I’d get any
apparently you guys want to do a lot of different things with/to me
Okay, guys. Go ahead. I know what’s coming.
*cautiously reblogs this*
I’m gonna have an empty ask box…Aren’t I? *rolls on floor*
DO IT *U*
Empty ask box here I come 😂
Can’t risk it
The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.
5sos masterlist
full masterlist
imagines
smut
smutty september
blurb nights
audio
old writing
REBLOG FOR GOODLUCK
all im saying is, i met mashton on the streets, won a m&g, won a fan signing pass, got barricade with my internet best friends and got calums pick ??
put a “<3” and i’ll tell you about someone i care about, without any names.
put a “>:” and i’ll tell you something i dislike about myself.
put a “<:” and i’ll tell you something i like about myself.
Put a “>:c” and i’ll tell you something that pissed me off.
Put a “#” and i’ll tell you the last thing i lied about.
Put a “*” and i’ll tell you a secret
Reblog if you agree
How’d they get this image of my pussy after Kylo fucks me
ha?
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET
SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU
I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one
how
i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago
how the actual fuck
well
do not question
ive done this before you truly do get doot doot in your askbox
Lol doubt it
Haha doubt this will work buuuut
What the hell, I’ll try it
I GOT A DOOT DOOT
I wants a doot doot
hoooowwww does this work??!
This is a lieeeee
I want a doot doot
Give me a doot doot
gimme that doot doot
???
i really doubt I will get a doot doot but I’ll go for it~
2 million notes? I doubt it! Lmao
I want that doot doot
ha?
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET
SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU
I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one
how
i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago
how the actual fuck
well
do not question
ive done this before you truly do get doot doot in your askbox
Lol doubt it
Haha doubt this will work buuuut
What the hell, I’ll try it
I GOT A DOOT DOOT
I wants a doot doot
hoooowwww does this work??!
This is a lieeeee
I want a doot doot
Give me a doot doot
gimme that doot doot
???
i really doubt I will get a doot doot but I’ll go for it~
2 million notes? I doubt it! Lmao
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Why’re you being mean to my mum?
goddamn it
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it
1.4 almost ps not risking it
Fuck this post
2.5 million notes I hate myself
I reblogged this twice now
I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry
Not taking a fucking chance
Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance
No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.
How dare you
Whatcha doin to me Farkle!
i can’t risk it
sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever
Sorry I can’t risk it
Fuck sorry guys I love my mom
Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.
2.8 million notes
CANT RISK IT
Sorry guys
sorry 😩
IM NOT RISKING IT
I did, my mom is STILL DEAD. Works.
3.3 million notes GURLLLLLL
Samash or pass werewolf Shawn Mendes
SMASH
Please, reblog! IIt’s called self defense. Apart from having here, in the US, one of the highest cases of homicide and rape in the world and high rate of GBV, think about how this could help your mother or sister
Yes indeed#💯💯💯💯💯
Oh god half of these will get you killed. Please don’t learn to defend yourself from a picture you saw on tumblr. I have personally attempted most of these on people my size AND bigger and maybe 2 of them have any effect. Actually you know what? I have time.
Number 1: Armpit strikes.
What the HELL are you thinking? Do you honestly believe you have the strength in this position to exert any power? This chick has her body flash up against a wall, striking distance is less than her full arm length and shes using her FINGERS in the first one. Why do we NOT strike with fingers?? You ever snapped a finger in a fight before? You either die or you carry on struggling with a useless fist. Don’t do these. Please.
Number 2: Chin Strikes.
This is a bit better, but number ‘3′ in this little combo implies you still have striking ability in this position and I can assure you that is horribly false. Especially if your opponent is looming a full headheight above you. Don’t aim for the chin because lets be honest, you’re not Mike Tyson. Aim for the throat. As hard as you can. And don’t let up. Ignore number 4 because most headbutts are an opener to a fight not an ender to a combo, and chances are you’ll give yourself a concussion or atleast disorientation. Don’t do either of these.
Number 3: Kung-fu bullshit.
To fully appreciate how bad an idea this is I’ll break apart the individual movements. Movement 1: the upward palm to the chin. This is done in combination with shooting your arm above and around your opponents arm but I’ll get to that later. The upwards palm is designed to deter your attacker at best, not as a primary striking move. This strike implies two things:
1. You have the ability to force your opponent’s head backwards with arm strength alone. 2. Your opponent is not determined enough to walk straight through your wing-chun bullshit. Point 2 is important because most people have never engaged in a confrontation with someone who is DETERMINED to harm them. They don’t care that you’re punching them in the head. They will walk through it and mess you up even worse. Assume all attackers are determined and deal with them in an appropriate way, with aggression that is GREATER than that they are displaying. Sounds crazy to do, but you need to exhibit a larger urge to harm than theirs during your response. Movement 2: The arm shoot. Anyone who has done wrestling, jujutsu or BJJ will tell you that trying to manipulate a larger opponent is absolute hell. Especially if they are significantly larger than you. What an arm shoot is setting yourself up for is a grappling match you are more than probably going to lose. This assumes he doesn’t have 2-3 buddies waiting close by to help him out whilst you’re struggling around like an idiot. Avoid wrestling in all non-sport fights, it usually ends badly for you. Don’t do this.
Number 4: The nut-shot.
SO CLOSE. YOU WERE SO CLOSE. This is a two part technique that almost functions well as an opener to a combo and creating some distance between you and your attacker. Movement 1 is a dual headbutt and push towards the groin. This is just not quite enough to create a gap; your ability to perform a decent headbutt at bear-hug range is massively hindered. At best you have 4cm of wiggle room with your head to make the shot. Most people, especially when jumped up on adrenaline, won’t even notice a small headbutt. The little boop to the groin even less so. Hell you might even arouse your would-be rapist. Striking with the knee to the groin should be on a more forwards angle. The nut-cracking is only part of this, you want to create distance. Push forwards with your hips and drive that knee THROUGH the nuts, he’ll instinctually move backwards. This works on women too, by the way. They’re expecting it less.
Number 5: Single leg sweep.
Don’t. Don’t do this. He’s bear hugging you and already has full back control. The moment you reach forwards, old mate here is going to posture all his weight onto your back and you’re going to eat cement and end up looking like Lady Deadpool. Avoid eating cement, don’t do this.
FINAL NOTE:
If you are concerned for your safety and want to learn more, please contact a self defence or martial arts school in your area. When assessing the gym/dojo for their practicality in self defence, you should be looking at their drills: - Are the ‘attackers’ showing aggression that you would expect in a real confrontation? - Are the ‘defenders’ showing the correctly response to aggression that you need to display to survive an attack?
This is important as many institutes will have ‘choreographed’ fights, which assume your attacker will behave as someone training and have minimal or no aggression and unexpected/unsual movements. Stay safe out there. Also shoutout to our Lord and Saviour, WarriorMale. - Chroniclesofachemist, krav maga / MMA practitioner.
In self defense, circumstances play a big part.
Generally speaking, these moves work.
Generally speaking.
But, I strongly recommend joining a fight gym and training.
Training gives everyone fight instinct and develops muscle memory.
Instinct kicks in and muscle memory takes over.
You do the right thing, at the right time, to escape danger.
Pictures on Tumblr are not a replacement for training and fighting.
WarriorMale
When people give Elsa crap for being "too sexy" for Disney
It’s like,
have
you
seen
what
Disney
has
done
before?
For gods sake, Ariel had a nude scene.
YOU ARE MISSING THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE …!
guys i think Jessica Rabbit wins
FOREVER REBLOG
I snorted so hard I was not expecting that
Fuck you I’ll reblog it cuz it’s an elephant strawberry I need no other reason
Imagine you almost finding Peter in his Spiderman suit and him asking you to the dance
" Peter hey what are doing " i said I just found Peter in the ally way looking confused " oh um hey y/n um I was just going to the shop " Peter said " okay I was just going to the shop too come on let's go together " I said "yeah okay " Peter said " Peter can I ask you something " i said "sure y/n anything" Peter said " so I just saw you overthere how did you get here " I said " oh um I just ran here because someone was trying to call me but I couldn't really hear them so I came here " Peter said " ok " I said " so um y\n do you have a date for homecoming " Peter said " no I was thinking about not going to it anyway " I said" can I be your date then i mean If you want to " Peter said all nervous " sure Peter " I said trying to be cool but inside I was screaming yes