Enigmatic Soul

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[unclefather]

Me when the video is 46 minutes long

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via meanboysclub)

[mypissedoffsandwichold-deactiva]

The last one

[thunderboltsortofapenny]

Also good on these people for taking the aggressively petty route instead of falsely registering their pets as service animals

[toastyglow]

I love how everyone intentionally interpreted this not as “your dog must be small” but “your dog must be in a bag”

[100percentkansasbeef]

Visit Original Link

[pornsgoneandsoami]

I’m enraged by all of this.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[sloppystyle]

[zodiacgaytribe]

My last two brain cells

[catchymemes]

“Hey officer! Which way to the bank?”

[tallahasseemp3]

This is just The Magnus Institute.

[marzipanandminutiae]

Nope.

They have a gas-based firefighting system instead of sprinklers for obvious reasons. It does lower the percentage of oxygen in the building, but not enough to kill anyone.

I found this by googling “Yale library fire oxygen.” It was literally the first result.

Fact-checking is your friend.

[crazyintheeast]

It’s true. It’s not the fire suppression system that kills you. The Librarians come and personally murder you for starting a fire in a library. But you didn’t start a fire you say? No matter. You are collateral damage. Everybody gets killed to show that arsonists have no chance of escaping justice

[pornsgoneandsoami]

I’m perfectly fine with the exchange of human lives for fine literature.

[twitblr]

We live in a society.

[pornsgoneandsoami]

Sooo....1 free coffee, then?

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

[recycled-soul-deactivated201401]

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

[riskpig]

WHAT?

[endangeredslug-deactivated20170]

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

[riskpig]

WHAT?????

[thegrimmlovely]

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

[willowofthehearth]

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

[mayothefirst]

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

[eattherich73]

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

[smooththegoofyshark]

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

[jehovahhthickness]

This is very true lol

[pornsgoneandsoami]

If your “thing” is blowing into any pussy instead of licking and sucking, do all the women in the world a favor and stop eating pussy. You can’t.

[unclefather]

i saw something about a christmas wish list for your little one, but couldn’t find a link. could you share it again please?

a.co/aEv7PLo is the link but you have to copy and paste because links are glitching out really bad also she says thank you and blows kisses

[unclefather]

[unclefather]

5 days away from her birthday!

[pornsgoneandsoami]

Cutest thing. She’s getting something from me. Thx for the link.

[vvdotcom]

I changed my mind, TikTok is Vine 2, which is amazing.

[royalharkinian]

If we’re all going down I'm going the way I lived, making shitty memes in the face of peril.

[stupidfuckingquestions]

[zebablah-deactivated20160105]

television history

[fjordfjucks]

[memesandlaughs]