Another Dress Up! Time Princess incorrect quote blog

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Kahir: Light, you wouldn’t help me with this, would you? 

Light: What’s in it for me? 

Kahir: Er... my eternal gratitude? 

Light: Anything a bit less... nebulous? 

Kahir:... Some candy? 

 Light: LET’S DO IT!

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Signy: Isn't it supposed to be "You saved my life, now I owe you a debt"?

Audwin: Nope, other way around. "You saved my life so now I'm your problem". If you don't like it, then just kill me.

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Alina: Would you do me a favor?

Honda: I would literally cover up a murder, plant my DNA at the crime scene, and take the blame for you.

Alina: Cool. Can you do the dishes?

Honda:... No.

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Romy: You win again! You always win! Who do you know?

Laurence: (Looks upward)

Romy: Name-dropper.

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Vincent: Do you know your Wilde, Miss Rayes?

Caroline: I'm wild? In what sense?

Vincent: No no, Oscar Wilde.

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Marie: So Monsieur, do you know where the necklace is? 

Bohmer: Oh no! Where? 

Marie: I don’t know, I’m asking you! 

Bohmer: Why are you asking me? I don’t know! 

Marie: Yes but I didn’t know you didn’t know until I... forget it.

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Signy, Aldous, and Audwin, playing Cards Against Humanity with Aldous and Signy’s kids.

Signy: *draws a black card*

Aldous: *plays this card*

Uncle Audwin, once the cards are revealed and Signy chooses it as a joke: Oh come on guys that was years ago!

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This made me laugh so loud my neighbors heard me.

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[ A few weeks after the final confrontation]

Audwin: Hello Signy, hope you’re having a pleasant evening. I just thought I’d let you know that... 

Audwin: … I. Am. Bored.

Audwin: Bored, bored, bored, bored… BORED! 

Audwin: Unbelievably, I am still recovering from my stab wound, which continues to be stupidly deep. Really enormous. Far bigger than necessary. 

Audwin: Aldous and I have been in the infirmary for what feels like five years. And it doesn’t look like we’ll be leaving until the last recorded syllable of time.

Audwin: So, if you know of anybody in the castle who knows card tricks, ghost stories, or are about to have sex, please request that they make their way to the infirmary, thank you. 

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Davis: Well Miss Harris, what are friends for? 

Charlotte: Friends? If pressed I’d say you and I coexist. 

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Audwin: I think my instincts about people are way better than yours. 

Signy: Why do you say that? 

Audwin: Well, you picked me, but I picked you.

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Si-woo: I sort of did something and I need your advice. But I don’t want a lot of judgment and criticism. 

Jin-Hyuk: And you came to ME?

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Apollo: Is there a reason women don’t want to hang out with me? 

Artemis: You mean like one reason that stands out over all the other reasons?

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Light: Gina has no self-preservation instincts. it’s like she was built without them. 

Kahir: That can’t be true...

Light: Watch this. 

Light: Hey Gina! Race you downstairs! 

Gina: (Jumps out a five story window)

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You know all those days when you're all "This might as well happen, adult life is already so goddamn weird"?

Elizabeth, probably

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What kind of woman doesn't have a gun?

Ida, probably

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Aldous: Your glib tongue does you no credit. 

Audwin: You’d be surprised at the credit my tongue gets me.

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Bellona: You’re so tall Laurence! What do you see way up there? 

Laurence: Everyone’s flaws.