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The vibe of this whole book.

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Aldous: Signy has never had one bad thought in her life.

Audwin: Yes she has. It was “Bastard!”, and she was thinking of me.

#and yes he's proud of that #dutp apollo #audwin #dutp swan lake #time princess #incorrect quotes #source: unknown

biggest beef with DUTP i’ll ever have is how they made Achilles a love interest as if he’s not the gayest bitch in the planet n making out with his boyfriend like 24/7

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Helen of Sparta aka fight of the himbos smh Apollo needs to stop being a weirdo. Achilles needs to calm his tits, hakuna those tatas. Helen needs some damned pepperspray for personal defense

I love Apollo because he's ridiculous and I love Achilles because he's also ridiculous.

Apollo: Quick hide in my bed and pretend to be my lover to escape your assassin

Me: I cannot believe that fuckin worked

Achilles: Hide in my armour and you will be safe!

Me: Ok-

Also Achilles: *leaves and forgets about you*

Me: Wait-....w.wait Achilles I'm stuck-...

#but achilles also punched out a minotaur because Apollo offended him #and I think that's very sexy of him #dutp #dress up time princess #dutp helen of sparta #dutp apollo #dutp achilles

Apollo: Is there a reason women don’t want to hang out with me?

Artemis: You mean like one reason that stands out over all the other reasons?

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You know, Apollo, for anyone else this would be a new low. But sadly for you, it's just a new middle.

Artemis, probably.

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Hot Takes Dutp: Apollo

A) Yawn* (Meet Apollo, the surfer bro God)

B) Big Himbo Energy (if he wasn’t actually such a jerk)

C) Slappible Face

D) No Lips Club <3

E) Nipple *-*

F) *Bling* (Gold, an appropriate choice for a sun god)

G) Eh, abs are alright

H) Goldie locks (Again, sun god)

I) Does the boy have a)scoliosis, b) just horrid posture or d) a back injury?

J) Sensible Sandals <3

Additional Notes:

This looks like that one cat from that one meme, I’ll let you figure out which one.

Love how he looks normal from straight on but like he needs a back brace from the side.

Also I want it known that the No Lips Club is a plus for me personally because I am in fact a high ranking member ;) and is nothing against a good pair of lush lips.

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