I'll arrest you for pirating Fortnite! :)

Whats up buddy. I see you in there. Are you fucking pirating something? It better not be Fortnite. I have you know I've played 100 hours on that game. Every blinking hour my eyes are open, it's on Fortnite, losers, if you pirate this game, you're dead meat kid. You fucking hear me? Dead meat.

[kindagaycop]

Do Not Be Afraid. It Will Be Okay. Take Some Time To Rest.

I... You know what? Okay. That sounds. Good.

[kindagaycop]

Not "Super" Fucked. Just A Little. You Will Be Okay.

Thhhhhhhhhanks? I think?

[kindagaycop]

You Poor Boy. Your Life Has One More Loop Before You Are Free. I Pity You.

Okay! That’s epic. I sure love that. I literally have zero idea what this means but fuck I think! I’m just super fucked aren’t I.

[vanillacoffeed]

head shoulders knees and toes knees and toes

[kindagaycop]

This is a crime.

[altastrology]

tender asks

Fresh milk - What is your age? Teeth - What is your gender identity? Honey - Do you have a nickname? Breast - Do you get along with your mother? Angelhood - What is one of your favorite memories? Tranquil - Who do you laugh the most with? Adieu - Who do you dread saying goodbye to the most? Wax - Can you keep a secret? Tinderbox - What do you cherish most? Paper - What is your favorite novel? Box office - What is your favorite film? Stage - Do you have a talent? Tiger - What is your bravest moment? Treasure - What is your brightest characteristic? Morale - Is your castle made of glass or stone? Wolf - Do you have an inner monster? Seven - Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Wrath, Envy, or Pride? Trick - White lie or deceit? Illusion - Do you have a secret? Heart - Are you in love? Mary - Are you a virgin? Bedroom - How would you define your sexual orientation? Pink - Panties, bloomers, or lingerie? Rope - Do you have a fetish? Tobacco - Do you smoke?  Wine - Do you drink?  Whisky - Do you drink alone or socially? Poison - Do you have an addiction? Taboo - Do you have any tattoos? Metal - Do you have any piercings? Stitches - What kind of clothing do you wear? Eau de toilette - What is you favorite scent? Murmur - How do you deal with drama? Hiccup - What makes you nervous? Gazelle - Do you participate in the arts? Anomaly - What do you find unique about yourself? Cedar - What is your favorite season? Balm - Who was the last person you kissed?

[syriis]

[danger]

[coral]

[fuckyeahpainting]

[shootcharlieshoot]

[coral]

I still remember the very moment I fell in love with you.

[breathturrn]

[kindagaycop]

Go To Panera. Get A Salad And Pretend You Forgot Your Rewards Card. You Will Get A Discount From The Short Employee.

Okay??? I guess I’ll try. I’m gonna get this fucking bread, boys!

[thegoodvybe]

[gusty]

[kindagaycop]

Not Long Now. Take Some Rest, I Know You Work Long Nights. You Will Need Your Strength For The Dive And For What You Learn From It. Sleep Well, My Candidate.

Candidate? Well, uh. I’m not really sure how you know who I am and how late I work! That’s distressing. And you don’t have an IP! So. No idea what kind of cryptic stuff this is but I?? Okay

[kindagaycop]

You Are Surrounded By Ocean And You Will Go Eventually. There Is No Use In Being Afraid.

Ah, uh. Okay! Cool! I don’t know about that, but. Whatever you say, man?