Accidental Gains

[fatassfratboy]

anyone want to tease me for letting go and gaining 25 lbs message me 😥 embarrassed piggy who can’t stop stuffing my face and thinks about food 24/7, didn’t mean to gain any of this just love beer and pizza

[gravobs]

How about showing us how jiggly you’ve gotten! Some jumping jacks should show that off! 😈

You want to see this jelly roll during some jumping jacks? 😳

[newkidintownme]

You’ll need more than some jumping jacks to get rid of that fat tummy, chubbs. It looks like that gut’s leading his own life now and it’s doing its own jumping jacks. If you try to do it a bit more often, maybe you won’t be out of breath after two seconds already.

[gravobs]

Those flat, hard abs are long gone. Replaced by layered on jiggly fat. You used to wear jeans that hugged your trim waist perfectly. What’s it like trying to squeeze into those same clothes now?

This is embarrassing… Tried on my favorite suit. Barely managed to get the pants up over my butt but even when sucking is as much as I could, they weren’t even close to buttoning. There’s just too much of this marshmallowy fat wrapped around me! Anyone want to volunteer an extra set of hands to help stuff me back into my clothes?

[newkidintownme]

That suit isn't tight fitting, it's a cry for help stitched in wool. You look like a busted can of Pillsbury dough trying to cosplay as a businessman. That button ain't closing because physics has laws, and your gut's breaking every single one of them. The vest's stitching is screaming like a hostage negotiator begging you to step away from the buffet. Your ‘favourite’ suit? Fatso, that fabric hasn't been your friend since the Clinton administration. Every seam in that outfit is a war crime against tailoring. You don't need a bigger size, you need a priest and a time machine to undo every meal since puberty. The only thing you're presenting is a masterclass in denial, chubbs.

[gravobs]

Less of an extra layer and now it’s more sticking out. You’re round.

It may be sticking out a little more than it used to…

[newkidintownme]

You always wanted to fill out your clothes a bit better, right? Well, I guess you succeeded, fatso! However, I didn’t know your abs could get that big and round. I don’t think that’s a bloat anymore, big boy.

[gravobs]

you just keep getting fatter, don't you? you can't hide how big your flabby belly is getting 🐷

That last video was pretty shocking to see honestly. I went digging around in my closet for some of my other favorite clothes that I hadn’t worn in a while. This was one of my favorite shirts and now it’s stretched to bursting just like my stomach. 😫 Maybe it shrunk?

[newkidintownme]

Yeah, man, it must have shrunk. There’s no other possible explanation for it. It’s not like you’re eating for three everyday and like your gym membership is gathering dust in your backpack. It looks like you’re creating a frontpack too, fatty. There must be a lot of dust inbetween those fat pads too.

[gravobs]

We’re going to need to see you wearing a tight button up shirt just to see how much those buttons are struggling to hold in your big flabby belly hehe 😈

Tried on a shirt that used to show off my slender body. This video is insane to me. What is that blob that comes spilling out when I lift up the shirt?!

[newkidintownme]

Bloody hell, fatso, put it back. That's not a ‘blob’, you delusional ham planet. That’s your goddamn retirement plan spilling over the waistband of your shame. The only thing ‘insane’ here is you thinking that shirt still fits when it's screaming like a hostage negotiator trying to keep the buttons from becoming projectile weapons. "Used to show off my slender body"? Buddy, the only thing you're showing off now is how gravity works. That belly isn't new, it's been in pre-production for years, and now it's got a fucking theatrical release. Next time, save us the horror show and just wrap yourself in a parachute. At least then the fabric might stand a chance.

[ffattles]

I've been a bad boy

[newkidintownme]

Have you been sneaking around in the chocolate jar again, you fat slob? You’re indeed a very bad boy, but you’re even more of a fat boy. It’s not because I told you you had to eat some eggs for the proteins in it that it’s good for you to gorge on those chocolate eggs. From eating all those chocolate eggs, your big round gut is turning into such a round chocolate egg itself. You’re an obese bunny!

[jezzdude]

My underwear are getting tight should I buy bigger ones?

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[newkidintownme]

It’s funny you only think about buying bigger clothes all the time, instead of also taking in mind you could maybe go on a diet and start working out again. I bet you just got far too lazy. However, even when you would try to go on a run again now, that big roll of flab hanging over the snug waistband of your pants would be jiggling like crazy all the time. Is that extra movement also burning extra calories maybe?

[jfkfjfnf]

Give me a review

[newkidintownme]

Okay, just because you asked.

Muscle 1/10: The only muscle that’s trained in your body is the one you need to devour all that trash food you’re gorging on all day, chubbs.

Appetite 10/10: You will eat whatever food that’s placed in front of you. When you’re at the buffet, no one else gets the chance to take only a small piece of food.

Fat 1000/10: Bro, it’s insane how much you’re growing in such a record amount of time. Your BMI is going trough the roof, but when you’re standing on that roof, you will be falling right trough it with all that extra weight on your flabby body.

[newkidintownme]

Well, you took full advantage of the buffet during your all-in holiday, right, tubbs? Good luck trying to get back in shape when you’re back home.

[newkidintownme]

That cocky attitude isn’t really fitting your new chubby body, fatso, just like those tight swimming trunks. You have a dadbod and you look like you’re a middle aged man of 40 years old, but I guess you’re having a ‘midwaist crisis’ instead of a midlife crisis, chubbs.

[newkidintownme]

Look at this pudgemaster bulging out of his Germany soccer shirt. He probably never put a foot on a soccer field himself, judging by that chubby body. It’s the typical soccer supporter, he likes to watch it, as long as he can watch it on the couch with a bottle of beer and some chips next to him. I guess even the Berlin wall wouldn’t be able to keep this guy from cleaning out the whole fridge everyday.

[newkidintownme]

This skinnyfat boy looks like the typical guy that used to be naturally skinny all his life, until he discovered beer and started putting on weight. I guess he will discover a lot more than beer alone now, like growing out of his clothes and getting called ‘fatty’ instead of ‘beanpole’.

[hugebigfan]

Last pic was from 3 years ago — he’s nothing if not consistent. A little diet and exercise would take care of that belly but instead he keeps it with pride

[newkidintownme]

I’m sure this f(r)at boy is drinking a lot of beer. He’s probably the frat king of chugging beer and he’s keeping it all stored right in that big round beer gut of him. It’s a walking keg! Diet and exercise? That are two things that this fatty doesn’t know and doesn’t want to know either probably.

[joshgrant]

Must have ate well since buying those trunks!

[newkidintownme]

That are some nice model poses you’re practicing there, fatty. I don’t think you’ll ever be able to use them though. Do you really believe your parents when they tell you you have such a model face and perfect body? Well, maybe it’s not a complete lie, but that model face and body are hided under a very thick layer of pudge. The only modeling job you will ever get is one for plussize clothes, chubbs. However, you’ll still need bigger clothes, ‘cause you’re bulging out of these swimming trunks. Sucking in isn’t gonna help you, pudgemaster. A diet and an intense working routine is what you need, but I don’t think you’ll be able to fullfill it. The only thing you’re filling these days is your pudgy paunch, fatso.

[gato-loco-deactivated20161119]

Tubby is pretending to be a bear cub.

[newkidintownme]

”Yo, mates, I know I’m not the coach, but I’d like to make some tactical remarks on the game of today. If we want to be the best team and win some games, then you’ll all have to go all-in, for 100%. I doubt you’re all sticking to the training scheme, ‘cause that was not a good game at all. Time to treat your bodies like a temple, just like me, guys.”

It’s almost harrowing that you really believe yourself. You’re such a fat fool, fatso! I guess it’s your flabby body that needs some tactical remarks, just like your swimming trunks. You’re certainly going all-in at the buffet, but during the game you’re just benched all the time for obvious reasons. Don’t try to act like you’re sticking to the training scheme, flabboy. You never even tried it. If that body’s a temple, then it’s a very big and chubby one. You’re certainly eating a lot of treats though.

[fatlover098]

[thewitchoven-deactivated2023052]

this plump hansel as just been told he as two options he can either be cooked in the witch oven or be bait lure a  magical creature for the witch but either way he going to end up as someone’s meal 

[newkidintownme]

’1989’, that must be the last time you saw your abs, fatso. That’s before you were born indeed, ‘cause from the moment you came into this world, you started eating like you never saw food before. Those tattoos are getting bigger by the day, big boy.