I hope this email finds you well and you’ve had a pleasant weekend.
I wish to inform you that CSH Inc. is an inspiration to us all. I, personally, have managed to write over five thousand words about fat Shane Hollander being obsessed with his belly, if somewhat contemplative about whether or not he needs to slim down a touch. I cannot lie to you and insist this is par for the course for me, as it isn’t. I have not completed a fic since last year. But as it turns out, thinking about Shane’s fat belly, thick thighs, chubby arms, and double chin helped me get out of my slump.
It’ll probably be up on ao3 later today, after I’ve completed my editing process, so you can lie your eyes on the fruits of being such a great CEO. May our turnover be low, and our production high.
PS: I also wanted to let you know that the CSH and CIR army is bigger and more powerful than traction may suggest. Keep up the good work.
Hi there Anonymous Employee,
Thank you for this delightful email, I hope you also had a pleasant weekend.
This really made me smile because it brings me so much joy to know that Chubby Shane Hollander, Inc. is inspiring people to be creative, put themselves out there, share their thoughts, and maybe find some community about it. This made my Monday, thank you for that! I fully believe that the CSH/CHR/Hollanov wg army is bigger than it may seem, and I look forward to meeting (digitally speaking) and hearing from more of you as we continue to grow and expand (corporate lingo wg buzzword crossover may never get old) our reach in the leadup to S2 of HR and beyond. A thank you to all CSH, Inc. employees (anonymous and onymous) for everything you do, you're all so cool, and you inspire me as well.
Also, hell yeah to getting out of your writing slump and to your 5k+ words on fat Shane Hollander I genuinely cannot wait to read it!! That's so awesome, writing that much is not easy to do and I hope you're proud of yourself for getting back to it and making something! I, for one, as CEO, am proud of you *slaps you on the back much harder than necessary.* Fat Shane belly, thick thighs, chubby arms, and double chin might just save us all.
Here's to a very profitable next quarter.
Also this is a reminder to everyone that there's a Chubby Shane Hollander, Inc. community page now if anyone wants to join! Find it here.
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