Accidental Gains

[fatassfratboy]

anyone want to tease me for letting go and gaining 25 lbs message me 😥 embarrassed piggy who can’t stop stuffing my face and thinks about food 24/7, didn’t mean to gain any of this just love beer and pizza

[oliverxlx]

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[oliverxlx]

[bulkingseason1999]

Oily Body in the Bathroom (1/?)

[bodiebum]

[bulkingseason1999]

Just Chilling 5/?

[newkidintownme]

No way, you must be Derrick and Dwayne! You probably don’t know me, but I’ve been hearing lots of things from you. A mutual friend, you know. He used to tell me how he and the other boys in town don’t make a chance to get a girl, since they’re having to compete with you guys. There’s just one thing that still leaves me in doubt if it’s really you he was always talking about, since he told me you both had a famous jawline that could cut trough glass, the most angular jawline he’d ever seen. All I’m seeing is two chunky guys, obviously far past their prime days. It seem like your focus switched from being the hottest guys in the room to being the biggest guys in the room, an I think it’s working. I bet you can’t believe why all those muscle studs are working out multiple hours per day, while you’re just growing the biggest by eating and drinking until you can’t walk anymore. You used to be flirting with girls all the time, but now you’re only flirting with obesity, big boys.

[newkidintownme]

I get it, chubbs, you didn’t want to take off your shirt, ‘cause you don’t want everyone to see you plundered the whole damn bakery. You’re certainly looking soft as dough, fatty. What a pity even a shirt can’t hide all that chub you put on, especially after it got wet.

[newkidintownme]

You’re really turning into a piggy, fatty. You even rolled around in the mud with all that jelly flesh jiggling like crazy.

[newkidintownme]

Crowdsurfing is a lot more dangerous and risky when the people who need to keep you up in the air need to be well-trained to be able to carry your obviously not well-trained body, tubbs.

[newkidintownme]

Cute face, slim strong arms, fit legs, but a chubby torso and a pudgy paunch straining against your snug shirt. All that snacking is getting the better of you, chubbs. You jiggle when you walk now.

[newkidintownme]

This tubster just fell asleep after eating his second lunch of the day. He needs a lot of rest to digest all those calories that are going straight to his growing waist. I don’t think you’ll still need that belt soon, mate.

[newkidintownme]

You’re getting really fat when even a baggy shirt isn’t able to hide your round gut. Thumbs up, chubbs, it’s not like you’re already fat, right? Just a bit chubby, or yeah, very chubby… Well, yeah, maybe you’re a bit fat after all. But I’m sure that shirt also shrunk a bit in the wash, right? That extra chin’s also just temporary, I guess. Isn’t that what you also said 10 pounds ago, fatty? But hey, you do you, who am I to judge you.

[newkidintownme]

Try to prove me wrong, chubbs, but I’m not having much confidence in a soccer player who has far too much confidence that straining jersey will hold it together around his jiggling layer of excess lard. Couldn’t they give you a shirt in a bigger size? I’m quite sure this fatso will already need to be substituted after 5 seconds, because he’s laying on the ground out of breath and sweating like crazy from just walking to his place on the pitch.

[newkidintownme]

Hey, chubbs, you’re collecting pounds like you’re collecting girls recently. That’s a big ass gut straining against your shirt. I hope the girls won’t mind you looking like an inflated beach ball, fatty.

[overw8boy]

Might need some bigger trousers

[newkidintownme]

You think so, chubbs? That button pop was probably just accidentally, right? Just like you accidentally gained a ton of weight. It’s not like it’s that abnormal to eat multiple big meals a day and gulp on heavy cream as dessert. I mean, everyone gains a little weight in their 20’s. It’s just how you handle it, although there’s a lot to handle with you, fatso, certainly with those squishy love handles bulging over that immense snug waistband. I’m sure you’ll start working out soon and become that skinny twink you always were again. After all, he’s still there, just hided under a ton of chub. For now you just buy some bigger trousers to be a bit more comfortable when you pig out with some food once again and tomorrow you will start you weightloss journey. Or maybe the day after… Or, yeah, you will start once, I guess.

[newkidintownme]

Damn, it looks like Justin Bieber from 2012 is standing behind the bar here in the club. You took ‘Baby, baby, baby’ a bit too literally and you never lost you own baby chub, it seems. ‘Is it too late now to say sorry’ for not being able to keep your greasy mouth out of the fridge? ‘It’s a beauty and a beat’, but when I’m looking at you it’s looking more like ‘Beauty and the Beast’, namely a fat swine. It looks like you said ‘I need you to stay’ to all that pudge you put on. ‘Never say never’, unless you claim you’re gonna lose that extra weight soon, since you’ll never be able to get rid of that ‘yummy’ fat tummy. However ‘you should go and love yourself’, even if there’s a lot to love, fatty.