Kinda Sorta Random

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[swiftispunk-deactivated20241031]

isn’t it weird how it’s already february but it’s also only february

[thenextjenneration83]

I see this post every February and it always fucks me up

[teathattast]

[keeper-of-the-flames]

@chiribomb @thefingerfuckingfemalefury

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Their little reaction tho :D

“WHAT IS HAPPENING”

[ringwaldhaze]

“Where did balloon go?”

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“This does me a bamboozle!”

[dulect]

Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC

[hopeless-and-lesbian-deactivate]

i want a hot confident girl to push me up against a wall and make out w me is that too much to ask

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

Keep being awkward, shy, weird, etc. The right one gon like it and learn how to work with it.

[tropicalblck]

I hope so

[imthejefenow]

[lecterings]

‘where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago’ an autobiography i’ll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

[heteroh-deactivated20180218]

my fucking niece won’t stop crying god she’s such a fucking baby

[oreimo]

How old is she

[heteroh-deactivated20180218]

one and a half

[hotboyproblems]

When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for

[voodoo74-deactivated20160307]

[teaandkindness-deactivated20150]

Zoom in on her face in the third gif. She means this. You are completely irreplaceable.

[omshanti-ompeace-blog-blog]

This went deep man. Look at her face. I would love to know where this came from, what she was talking about. And it’s true. So true. Completely irreplaceable. You are you and there is no better you

[ineffable-uncertainty]

Reblogging because I needed to see this message tonight, and something tells me someone else does too.

[myseedbelongsinyourwomb-deactiv]

Reblogging as I think every one of my followers are special and impossible to replace.

Remember that.

[pocheposh]

You are all special and important, and Ellen is a gift. 

[betterthankanyebitch]

how can you not love kids lmao

[with-practice]

LMAOOO

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

Girl….. lmfaoooo

[mountainshigh-valleylow-deactiv]

💀💀💀💀💀

[bishopmyles313]

Lmfaooooo yo she said, “WEEE!” Real quick lmfao yo I’m deadddd

[candiikismet]

Omg I would have screamed

[exco]

i’m a horrible texter but i’m also really bad at talking to people in person so i really have nothing going for me

[thepromise1988]

im glad that “what does the fox say” and dabbing weren’t popular at the same time

[constructreese]

star wars spoilers

yoda is straight chillin

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

The gaydar is a multifunctional tool and the straights not only don’t have it, they also think its only for spotting gay ppl

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

Other settings:

- Spotting homophobes before they speak - Spotting gays to avoid - Spotting iconic songs - Spotting the safest and quickest route back home so you don’t get beaten or killed after school & many more

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

What the straights have is a cheap imitation which is really downgraded and has only 1 function called “stereotyping”

[space-cadet-123-deactivated2020]

I freakin love off the wall illuminati theories

[lobster-senpai-deactivated20150]

“Off the wall”. Vans. Vans off the wall. Vans are also cars. Who drives vans? Creeps. Whos creepy? Slenderman. Slenderman wears a suit, so Natalia Kills would dissaprove. “Natalia Kills” has three A’s in it. a triangle has three sides. This post is illuminati confirmed.

[space-cadet-123-deactivated2020]

I’m so happy tbh

[vicevirtue]

You just proved it again. “I’m so happy tbh” has 12 letters in it. It also has 4 words. Guess what 12 divided by 4 is? That’s right- it’s 3. A triangle has 3 sides. Checkmate. Illuminati confirmed yet again. This is too easy.

[crucifixcavity]

me: opens up to someone

me a couple seconds after:

[emobaria]

how convenient that my dog doesn’t answer me when I ask if he’s a communist….