Hullo

A humble bad-joke blogger, open to anons. Free for conversation :)

[fuck-scrappydoo]

[weirdness-is-good]

[whunt]

me on days when i’m in the lab doing gruesome medical experiments on human subjects

[jacob-the-gun]

Today is the only day you can reblog this.

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[hategarden]

[guerrillatech]

[silly-slacker-person]

There are political newspaper comics that aren't this succinct

[vibrantlifeboringdeath]

[cannibalchicken]

[sobbing-space-trash]

How I feel everytime I have to be a customer

[chiveburger]

me: tumblr is such a joke I should just delete 

also me after not being able to open the website for 45 seconds: my blog…my brand…my life, all gone…

[800-dick-pics]

white ppl really think racism is/was a single act and/or event and not an entire ongoing history of genocide and state and social systems of oppression built to keep black and brown people exploited

realize racism is a system of oppression thats baked into every corner of western society and that capitalism can not function without people of color being en masse exploited, subjugated into near constant austerity and severe unhealable generational trauma

[800-dick-pics]

yes white ppl should rb!!!

[boymilk-moved-deactivated201903]

furries are so bad at hiding the fact that they have a fetish like do you think youre bein slick when you draw your fursona’s paws lookin like

if you do this i can see right through you

[sparta369]

But you just drew the paws like that too. What does that make you?

[boymilk-moved-deactivated201903]

nothin but its about to make you somethin

[sunbutch]

if you’re a wlw and you think women have to be thin and hairless to be hot, please just be straight! we don’t want you

[gaysexhaver666]

Remember when i made a joke about murdering gross men and someone on tumblr screenshotted them reporting me to the police

[gaysexhaver666]

And the report said

Offender: Gaysexhaver666

[firesignenergy]

i can’t believe i was raised by 2 air signs

[firesignenergy]

do me a favor and reply or reblog with your parents’ signs, mine are libra and gemini 😶

[charlesoberonn]

Wholesome Fae

They only “steal” your name when a new baby is born because they need a name to give it. They always ask for permission plainly and clearly with no deception. And they usually only take names you don’t need or use anyway (middle names, deadnames, previous surnames, etc)

[charlesoberonn]

When you go to change your legal name, there’s a little box you can tick asking you if you want to donate part of your previous name to the fae.

[idk-my-aesthetic]

I’m just imagining a like law firm of fae that help trans ppl with all the legal parts of transitioning and for payment you give them your deadname

[rabm]

mob: *starts to feel any emotion*

mob:

[smuganimebitch]

so someone just said they’re “really interested in history” how careful do you have to be?

 “i just think history is interesting in general! i’m not interested in any specific part of it”: this person is most likely safe. never drop your guard though

“i’m interested in this specific subject or time period in history. (ex. ancient egypt,  the golden age of piracy, the history of the printing press”: still probably safe. be on the lookout for certain risky historical subjects. you should know them you see them 

“i’m really into WW2 history”: this is the caution zone, there’s plenty of valid reasons to be into WW2, but if they start talking about how Operation Sealion totally could have succeeded, it’s time to abort

 “i’m specifically into roman history, the crusades, prussian military history, and WW2”: danger! do NOT talk about history with this person. in fact, do not talk to this person at all. you will regret it, you do not want to know what they think of the treaty of versailles or why germany lost the first world war

[ziraseal]

“I was really into ancient greek mythology in middle school”: this person is gay

[achel-ois]

You are allowed to grieve the years you lost to mental illness. You’re allowed to be mad that it happened to you. You’re allowed to pine after the person you might have been had it been different. But don’t let that get in the way of your growing into your new self and following a wholly new path for your life.

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Bro maybe when trans women tell you something is transmisogynistic you should uh listen instead of scrounging for one trans woman who says it’s not