The mediocre twin

Private indie rp blog for Ted Huxley from Kindergarten 2. Please read the About and Rules! Written by Cherry/Lou. Main blog to @eggphcbe, @spellchk, @redxbias, and @bxneless. Art credit for icons If you're on mobile, all my page links are found under the "#navi" or "#links for mobile users" tags M!A: None | Ask box: Open

[kindsnob]

[last updated: 09/20/2025]

Private | Indie | RP Blog for Ted Huxley from Kindergarten 2

Multiverse/OCs/Crossover friendly | +9 years RP exp | Penned by Lou/Cherry.

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@kindsnob - Ted (you are here!) @eggphcbe - Felix @spellchk - Monty @redxbias - Ron @bxneless - Alice @xojellybean - JB (XOXO Droplets) @lifeismisery - Jeremy (XOXO Droplets) @liarlixr - Shiloh (XOXO Droplets)

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[kindsnob]

@nxcecream liked for a starter!

——— " Woah... You've got so many flavours... I don't know if I can choose just one. How do you come up with so many anyway?? There's more than I can count... " Well, not that he could count as high as Felix probably could anyway.

[kindsnob]

crawling into here after 987623456543456 years. like or reply for a starter!! :'D

[lifeismisery]

guess who's got two thumbs and realized they never once made a promo for this blog in the 3 months i've been active here!! that's right, me!!! B)

anyway hi hello, this is a text promo! are 🫵 you 🫵 looking for a miserable lifesucking time?? would you like a total buzzkill to complain at your muse and judge how often they wash their hands while pointing out everything wrong with the world?? or would you perhaps enjoy bugging the hell out of this wet cat coded depressive lump of a teenage boy instead!?

then hit that like or follow if you're interested in interacting with Jeremy King from XOXO Droplets, and please reblog to spread the word, thank u!! <3 <3

ind. priv. mainly multipara & novella rp. multiverse/ocs/crossover friendly. +9 years rp exp. penned by cherry. rules   |   about   |   navi

[afroggycollective]

When he was safely on the ground, she put her hand down, panic filling her as she realized that he knew she had done that. "I..I'm.. you can't tell anyone please! It's a secret.." tears stung at her eyes as she was worried that she would have to go on the run again if anyone else found out.

[kindsnob]

Feet planted back on solid ground, Ted merely blinked a couple times and stared at Ilia. His question had trailed off into nothingness, but he still listened to what she had to say, even when he barely had time to process any of what just happened. Seeing her begin to cry was the thing that finally kickstarted him into finding his words again.

——— " A secret...? " He echoed, his concern beginning to override the shock. " Oh, well, I won't tell anyone! I promise! You don't need to worry about a thing... Uh-- I'm sorry... "

Ted didn't really know what he was apologizing for-- for falling, for daring to ask about it-- but he really didn't want to see her upset like this! He fished around in his pocket for a handkerchief his mother had given him, embroidered with the family name on it; but as pretentious as it was, it was still capable of doing what it was meant for. " Um... Do you need this? Please don't cry... "

[afroggycollective]

Ilia's eyes were wide as he started falling and she acted without fully thinking, holding her hand out she focused her actual ability to catch him in the air, stopping his fall before he could hit the ground and gently setting him down before releasing him.

"A-are you okay?!"

[kindsnob]

Ted had been bracing himself for the fall. Thoughts ran a mile a minute-- It was gonna hurt, wasn't it? It couldn't possibly be any worse than anything he'd already dealt with. He'd fallen from other stuff before. Hopefully he wasn't gonna break something; everyone at home would probably get so mad at him if he had to inconvenience them...

But he never did feel the impact. Instead... he was in the air? And was placed down on the ground gently? Ilia's hand was outstretched. .....Huh??? He knew he wasn't the smart twin or anything, but that... can't possibly be how gravity worked. And despite his inner beration, he was definitely connecting the dots to what just happened.

——— " I'm-- Uh... Yeah. I'm fine... " Ted blinked, still stunned and disoriented for a moment. He glanced at her with wide eyes, " I just... Did you...? " How was he supposed to actually go about asking something so nuts?

[pri-rp]

There's a glance at the phone. pondering. "...You probably shouldn't just hand that folks," they say, reaching forward to accept it and, why not, put in their cell before handing back. "No promises though. Lots of home has bad service too." Not really, but their phone was useless in darkworlds, so it may as well be the case. Didn't want to raise hopes of expecting to pick up when called.

There's a thought, Kris seemingly focussing in on something in the distance, no, fo ussing on a thought... "...Would that work for thenproject...?"

[kindsnob]

Ted blinked, tilting his head a moment. He felt like he'd been reminded of this almost exactly that same way before, but this was an exception, surely?

——— " Well-- I guess so! You're right. Sorry... " He apologized automatically, but he's not making much of a move to get the phone back until Kris is done. " But you're not really 'folks', right? You're a friend! And I'm allowed to trust my friends... I think. "

A pang of doubt-- Kris is trustworthy, right...? They've been talking to him and keeping him company for this long! That had to count for something, didn't it...? --And they gave the phone back too. That was a good sign. That's not the sign of a bad person. As Kris gave their excuse, Ted brightened up, " Oh! That's okay. I get it. My dad has really bad service everywhere too, so I'm not allowed to call him ever. It's great that you have a better phone plan, though! "

He put the phone into his pocket, only catching a bit of what Kris spoke, " Huh? Project...? Is there something you're working on? "

[liarlixr]

HIIIIII TUMBLR RPC!!!!! it's me Lou and i've got a new blog to inflict on everyone >:3c heeeere's Shiloh Fields from XOXO Droplets (pls note you do not need to know the fandom to interact, i love doing crossovers and oc/au interactions!!)

please hit that like or follow button if you're interested in interacting, and reblog to spread the word!! thank u <3 <3

rules | about | verses | follows back from @lifeismisery !! | multi-para & novella rp

[liarlixr]

HIIIIII TUMBLR RPC!!!!! it's me Lou and i've got a new blog to inflict on everyone >:3c heeeere's Shiloh Fields from XOXO Droplets (pls note you do not need to know the fandom to interact, i love doing crossovers and oc/au interactions!!)

please hit that like or follow button if you're interested in interacting, and reblog to spread the word!! thank u <3 <3

rules | about | verses | follows back from @lifeismisery !! | multi-para & novella rp

[afroggycollective]

Ilia smiled and accepted the toy carefully holding it in her arms as she climbed up to take it to the top of the climbing wall. She set it down on the top of the wall and cautiously climbed back down.

"There we go! All ready to be rescued!"

[kindsnob]

——— " Awesome! You did great! " Ted cheered for her, and then walked up to the climbing wall to prepare the rescue.

He let out a sharp exhale to psyche himself up and took on a clumsily heroic stance, trying to copy the kind of poses he'd seen on TV sometimes, " Alright! Here I come to save the day! "

One foot after the other, he clambered up to get to the toy. He'd went up, like, a bazillion times before, so all the footholds were easy-peasy. Or at least, he thought so. One was... slippery. It had to be, since he lurched forward unexpectedly. Too late to grab onto another hold, his fingers only reached for air.

Ted fell. Welp. That's what he got for being too confident.

[pri-rp]

"Years." It's hard to say when they started, but the second question, if they were taught, brings pause. Were they taught to carve? helped in this craft? or just... She did encourage them in just about anything, good bad and benign. They can remember hiding knicked fingers when they first started...

As for the rest though, they shrug. "Don't have a spare knife with me. I started with birds. Simple enough when broken into base shapes. Starting with blocks is better for new timers too- easier to sketch out a plan before you take your knife to it. Can't uncut the wood, and all." So they weren't opposed to the idea it seems, just didnt have the tools to do som currently.

[kindsnob]

Ted nodded along eagerly, quickly learning to appreciate even the crumbs of information he could glean from his new... tree companion? Yeah, that's probably the right term to call this. " Wow. Years, huh... That's, like! Forever ago, then! " It was to a tiny little five-year-old, at least.

——— " Oh. Well, um, that's okay! Maybe next time. I guess I can just watch you for now though. " Ted smiled, willing to be optimistic about it. Even if he was kind of disappointed and wasn't sure he'd ever really see them after this...

——— " Ah-- Uh, well maybe we could schedule something! My dad does that a lot. Or you can call me if you do wanna teach me about birds and blocks and stuff. "

The kid pulled out a ridiculously expensive cellphone. What kindergartener just has one? And apparently he didn't think to use it to call someone for help ( likely because he didn't have anyone saved who would help ). He just unlocked it and turned the screen towards Kris for them to add themself to his contacts, if they wanted to do so. Very trusting of him.

[afroggycollective]

Ilia smiled softly, "I can go first, then you can have the first turn rescuing it!" She was happy to just be included, but she was a decent climber from her training at the lab before her escape, so this climbing wall was no challenge for to put the toy up there.

[kindsnob]

——— " Aww! That's so thoughtful of you-- Thank you...! "

Ted smiled back at her, so genuinely touched for a moment that it shook him from the reverie of getting to play a little. But he didn't want to be rude and refuse her offer, so he nodded eagerly and handed her the toy.

——— " Alright! Here you go, then! I'll cheer you on from down here! You got this!!! " Ted clapped his hands and sent her a double thumbs up.

[pri-rp]

Yes. the most childish of humor, they can bond with this. An ascertive nod, and thumb up as they focus back in on this 'practice' carving.

...So much for an actual conversation though. Seems that moment of passioned rambling, the moment of comedy of the highest caliber was gone as quickly as it came, with the teen honed in on their project.

[kindsnob]

——— " ... "

Ted sort of shuffled restlessly on the branch he was on. He attempted to shift to a more comfortable position, maybe sit a different way. At least he's getting a little more relaxed being up here! Not enough to climb down, but it's something.

——— " Um... Uh... U-Um... So-- So how long have you been, uh, carving stuff? "

Poor Ted's still trying to chat with the unchattable, " Anyone, like, um... Teach you how to do it? Oh!!! Can you teach me?? I mean, I dunno what I would carve but-- and um-- Only if you want to! I wouldn't want to make you do anything you don't want to! But um...! " Yeah, he's just going to shut up right there.

[afroggycollective]

Ilia paused to think, "I'll be... jump girl! I have springs on my feet that help me jump high!" She looked at Ted to see if she did a good job at picking her superhero-sona. Playing and games were all new to her after all, she wanted to do well at it!

"I also like to get the cookie jar from the top of the fridge and share the cookies with my friends!"

[kindsnob]

——— " That's perfect!! " Ted grinned, practically vibrating in place. After all, he never got to have this much fun with Felix, so this is a nice change of pace, " With our powers combined, we can save all the toys in the world and eat all the ice cream and cookies!!! "

Fishing out a little Destructotron figurine from his suit pocket that he definitely didn't pick up off the side of the road in secret since he isn't allowed to have gross abandoned 'commoner' toys, Ted tossed it up a short distance from his hand before catching it. Like a cool kid. Okay, maybe only a little fumbling, but he still caught it.

——— " Maybe we can use this? Hm... But one of us has to get it up there in the first place. " Pausing to think, Ted turned to her with a tilt of his head, " Rock paper scissors for who goes up first? Or you can do it if you want! I don't mind either way! "

[kindsnob]

FALLING TO MY KNEES i swear i'm gonna reply to stuff here today

my @lifeismisery blog has my life (and my love) the past couple days icl

[wheretfislou]

new blogroll bc i'm back and holy fuck do i Not rp on a lot of my old ones anymore whoops :''')

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XOXO Droplets

@lifeismisery - Jeremy (high activity)

@xojellybean * - JB (high activity)

Kindergarten 1-3

@kindsnob - Ted (medium activity)

@eggphcbe * - Felix (medium activity)

@spellchk * - Monty (low activity)

@redxbias * - Ron (low activity)

@bxneless * - Alice (medium activity)

Danganronpa

@atuasent - Angie (low activity, on demand only)

[kindsnob]

SHAKES MYSELF;;;;;;;;;;; omg i need to revamp literally all my kg rp blogs to account for kg3 FUCK /nm 😭😭😭😭