Official King Dice

(not really :3), a King Dice rp blog bc why not *Hey doll, wanna talk?~*

[king-dice-rp]

Hey there darlings~ you want to talk to the king, hmm?

Some rules :3:

You can ask about literally anything. Nsfw questions too, but not too much

I will try to answer in character, but well, obviously my au stuff will slip through here and there

Thats it, please be respectful

[king-dice-rp]

[Ooc sorry guys for not answering asks but tumblr didnt show me I have any at all until today for some reason, I'll answer them all tomorrow]

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KING DICE !.... Uh... *Forgot the question*

**thinking**... **Tik tok tik tok**.....

Oh yeah so the question is....

*Again forgot*

*It took an Hour and still can't get the question*

....right

[king-dice-rp]

Dice.. Dice what is this. 🧍

...

Where did you find this

Who made this.

[king-dice-rp]

*shakes hand* nice to meet you :)

*shakes your hand, clearly uncomfortable but trying to hide it with a smile*

why hello there darling, nice to meet you too

Is there anything you need?

[king-dice-rp]

Shit Devil found out about this account, uh

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Um, uh, what is this 😀

I obviously DONT smoke weed, yeah...

(Gif by squickymaus [found on tenor])

[king-dice-rp]

Dice dice dice dice hey dice hey hey hey dice hey dice

Ugh

Yes, darling?

[king-dice-rp]

Devil made me work overtime, get me out of here

[gemwing1988]

“Dice is back, baby! And ready to roll…”

🎲🃏