Can I help you?
Or are you just going to keep staring.
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Can I help you?
Or are you just going to keep staring.
I have been awake for three days straight.
But once president, you could also die. So, sleeping is key of not dying and making Sam made at you for dying.
Great idea. It’s almost like I didn’t fucking think of it myself, Evander. You are a fucking genius.Â
What're you gonna do? Pull me into the afterlife and yell at me?
I know I am.
I have been awake for three days straight.
I don’t want to see you go into an early grave, dude. I don’t wanna wear black any time soon. It’s not my best color.
Totally pissed off, but what’s new? I’m debating whether or not to binge watch Netflix till the anger passes. Or do pull ups. Either or.
I am not dying until I am president, don't worry so much.
Netflix while doing pullups?
I have been awake for three days straight.
Are you trying to kill yourself, kid?
I'm just busy!
I have been awake for three days straight.
Seriously, though. Sleep. It’ll kill you if you don’t sleep.
Anyways, other than slowly furthering yourself into madness, how is Ander today?
It'll happen eventually.
I'm flawless as always. How're you, Sam?
I have been awake for three days straight.
I prefer to bathe in the blood of my enemies.
That's disgusting and you're a freak and I have wasted enough time on this conversation.
I have been awake for three days straight.
I really don’t care what you think of me. I’m happy with my life.
Congrats. Take a shower.
I have been awake for three days straight.
God you’re pathetic.
I'm going to the Ivies. You look like you rolled out of an ashtray. I'm not the pathetic one here.
I have been awake for three days straight.
Back in Lima.
That's even worse.
I have been awake for three days straight.
But my music has.
And yet you're in Lima.
I have been awake for three days straight.
What’s the appeal of being an arrogant douchebag?
It gets you places, and things. Your...existence....won't.
I have been awake for three days straight.
That’s exactly what I was going for!
What exactly is the appeal of having charcoal all over your eyes and freakishly big hair?
I have been awake for three days straight.
A few years back, I just thought to myself, hmm, let me wear makeup and make a myspace. That will get people to like me! And hey, so many satanists now, I think I succeeded.
I don't know if I'd call...this.....success. You look like what would happen if Edward Scissorhands reproduced with a raccoon and then abandoned you to raise yourself in the wild.
I have been awake for three days straight.
Satan.
When did Satan get a myspace account?
I have been awake for three days straight.
Good for you?
What in the holy hell are you supposed to be?
I have been awake for three days straight.
You’re great?
Extraordinary, even.
I have been awake for three days straight.
How come?
Greatness comes with a price.