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Worst part about this is I've only ever used that yellow square emoji once and it was just to see how it looked. This isn't who I am. However, in retrospect, I suppose it is

teathattast

Reading through the notes is a surreal experience please keep adding more to fuel my effervescent consumption of non descriptive emojis

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personguythe

happy pride month! to celebrate, I purchased every frozen turkey from every supermarket in a 20 mile radius! what does this have to do with pride? you'll see at the end of the month :)

#the pride turducken #every layer is obnoxiously died with food coloring

jessicas-pi

being on Tumblr is like playing a violin in a concert hall for thousands of people and a few of them clap, then honking a kazoo to amuse your 2 friends AND SUDDENLY YOU HAVE 20K NOTES

#smth smth adding to the note count lmso

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youremysunshine8

Ok I love this???

"baptise me in hot dog water"

Hot dog water - there's a Tumblr post out there I've seen saying hot dog water is the opposite of holy water, due to the fact that a single drop of it will contaminate what it touches. I assume this was partly inspired by this allusion but who knows for sure.

Also the the idea of holy water as inhuman and cleaning vs hot dog water as the remains of feeding someone - often a child - and entirely human. It may be dirty and I do not want it on me but God hot dog water has some memories. You will not wash away my sins. They're mine. Also, anyone can make hot dog water but holy water is refined, restricted (yes anyone can make it in an emergency but lay people are restricted from it)

"you and I both know"

Unlike baptism for babies, this one is done between two people who are both aware of what is happening. The one receiving the baptism gives the orders about what they want to happen. The giver and receiver are portrayed as equals. They are equally aware of their humanity.

"the holy stuff won't take"

Ooof heartbreaking, amazing line. Raises so many questions. What does it mean when the water "takes"? What has the receiver done that makes them unfit for holy water? Or, what has the holy water done that makes it to weak to help, to be a part of your life?

The poem as a whole - I love the lack of capitalization. It adds a sort of intimacy to the poem, and the statement from the speaker. The high words "baptise" and "holy" being offset by "take" and "hot dog". Also "hot dog water" vs "holy stuff." The cadence! I would lick it.

the-real-seebs

I love the serious analysis, and I think I find it persuasive.

This also sheds a lot of light on some plot points in Scooby Doo! Mystery Incorporated.

#THIS GOES SO FUCKING HARD #NEW FAV POEM #WRITING IT ON MY BRAIN FOREVER

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we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory

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I know I’m following the right people when I see this kinda stuff on my dash

deathishauntedbyhumans

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now C:≡ approaching octopus territory

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onwards C{≡ to jellyfish territory

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#i am squid

psipudding

me and my turf war teammates guzzling down my 4th tacticooler that match

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Every reblog removes one HP from the queen

un-unpopular

i cant wait until she actually dies and everyone freaks out saying the final reblog did the last hit

zooophagous

This is so fun its just like Jenga

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HOMO GAY GAY GAY HOMO

ghosticalz

R E B L O G T H E P I G E O N .

buccellatidaily

hi everyone, today I will be quitting this ask blog along with my other one, @askscolippi. my main is @crowbarn (explanation and farewell notes below!)

for the past nearly three (has it been three?) years i’ve run this blog by myself, and have had as many good experiences as i’ve had bad, and i thank you all for being here to support me. however, the community stresses me out and i don’t think i produce enough content to ever be considered a blog in general. i’ve held myself to impossible standards and everyone i’ve come to about this has told me quitting it would benefit me the most. again, thank you all for loving my blog and interacting and just dealing with the long unplanned hiatuses. it’s been such a fun ride, and i thank you all for this experience.

Arrivederci,

Cro

#im reblogging this on my main but honestly it may be the same for me to #i love ask blogs but the 3 that i have done have all ended the same #cro im so glad to have had fun with ask blogs with you and it was so fun while it lasted #while we may not talk all that often anymore #i want you to know that ur a really good friend of mine and i care for you #good luck in any future endevors you may have #love u cro <3

askscolippi

My name’s Scolippi, I’m a freelance sculptor. I’m not a part of any gang or organization, and I’d prefer to stay out of that realm altogether. If you have any questions for me, I’d be happy to answer them*. *If it’s about my ‘stand,’ I don’t know that much about it, but I’m willing to try.

//Promos appreciated!!

#friends art #promo #reblog