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i’m like if a normal girl was not normal and also not a girl

man what if you wanted to be a dog your whole life but everyone around you is always telling you that you’re actually a wolf so you go through the motions howling and hunting and shit UNTIL a beautiful woman brings you into her house out of the snow and gives you a meal and tells you that everything is safe now, no need to worry, she’ll take care of you because you’re such a gentle dog. and you lie down in front of the fireplace warm and content for the first time in your life and slowly start forgetting that you were ever a wolf at all. what then?

#pursuit of jade #self reblob #queue capitalist pig dogs

wrt the art i just reblogged—

when daniel pushed armand against a wall you better believe i SQUEALED

#i feel like i’m 13 years old watching bbc sherlock except it’s so much better #devil’s minion #iwtv #tvl #tvl spoilers #also we’ve been catching up and are caught up now so i’m still Processing #wade talks

hansoeii

it was love.

#WHAT IF I EXPLODE #iwtv #tvl #fav

virgilthepoet1029

Who’s up deviling their minion

#raises my fucking HANDS #my boyfriend sick of me acting illlllllll whenever they share screentime #iwtv #tvl

always-394

Deviling My Minion

#i’m ILL #tvl #iwtv #video

prostojozzy

@violetnuisance commission 🖤

miss me, salarry haters?)

#sally face #salarry #queue capitalist pig dogs

bumblebeebats

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

bumblebeebats

I can't believe some people are actually reblogging this like "Tch. Omg, so embarrassing OP, I can't believe you would ever admit to liking Hamilton 😏 " like ok, first of all congratulations for hatching as a fully formed adult in 2022 from the pure white egg of a virgin swan i guess. Raised in a cave on a diet consisting solely of nuts and berries and leftist twitter clapbacks. "ooooooh, I've never had a complicated relationship with a piece of art that was phenomenally well-received at the time but aged like milk as later reflection revealed the fundamental flaws in its premise that were in fact present from its inception but which I didn't notice because I was 17 and hadn't heard of neoliberalism yet" Should we throw a party? Should we invite Anthony Fantano? Anyway second of all. you draw the line at Lin Manuel Miranda but you're fine with basement guy?

marzipanandminutiae

also from a musical perspective Hamilton got huge for a reason. the songs do, in fact, Rule

art doesn't stop being well-made because we think through its implications more deeply

#hamilton

miggylol

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Remaining time: 5 days 2 hours

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

#if loki wanted me dead and sam winchester tried to protect me i do think i would just be dead #sorry to sam winchester #polls