the blowjob queen of saskatoon

BLM | ACAB wade. late 20s. they/he. queer. for better or for worse, this is my primary social media.

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

i’m like if a normal girl was not normal and also not a girl

[rika-mortis]

Life is beach

[ari-is-hiding]

I would never break into your house July 1st 2026 with 14 armed shrimp and declare you the new shrimp emperor.

Not something that would ever happen.

So don’t prepare.

Cause it wouldn’t happen.

[seanconneraille]

silence girls, mama is fighting (and could have killed us long ago but she has fed us and given us work we are truly blessed and didn't know, let's follow her to death)

[coshhhhha]

[rosenkranz-does-things]

movie so nice I watched it twice. in two days

prints

[rosenkranz-does-things]

realized I had a collection of this type of pictures so I did some studies

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[anskapaints]

One of my wonderful online friends asked me if there was a chance I'd make these two kiss, so I made a doodle. And because many of my other - equally wonderful - online friends share the fondness for this pairing, the doodle got a little out of hand. So, this one is for you all. 💞🐸

Some in between stages. Can you guess which encounter these two have just beaten?

[coredrill]

something that i DO find fascinating abt both phm and interpretations of it is when folks say things along the lines of “the point of grace’s lack of attachments isn’t that he’s aroace, the point of grace’s lack of attachments is that he’s refused to open himself up enough to form ANY close bonds because he’s a coward” because like. not only is it very possible for both to be true, i think that reading both as being the case continues to enhance the story AND speaks a very honest truth about how being aroace might have affected his life?

like. imagine you are grace. you have a life you enjoy where you get to teach kids you’re fond of about a subject you love. you’ve been hanging out with your friend marissa weekly for years (!) and you have a lot of peers on project hail mary who you respect and even have fun with. but! you’re also like 40, and you know how the world works - at the end of the day, at the end of the project, all of those people will go back to their parents and families and partners. the people whose names are on their emergency contact forms and birth certificates and marriage licenses and apartment leases. no matter how much you care about them, and no matter how much they care about you, there is always someone else in their life who is Above you, and Before you, because That’s How The World Works.

so like… yeah. lmao. aroace grace not opening himself up all the way because he anticipates pain and wants to avoid that is a kind of protective hedging that i find very likely for him to engage in? even if he opens himself up to the people around him, the fact is that most of those people will only reciprocate to whatever degree they/society deem acceptable for friendship, even if they like him a lot.

which is why, imo, the very careful portrayal of grace and rocky’s friendship in the phm film reads as extremely aroace-coded. because it’s not “rocky specifically is Special and Likable in a way which fixes all of grace’s hangups and allows him to open up” - it’s “rocky has a partner to go home to, but on multiple occasions, puts grace Above and Before that in a way which grace is unused to, because grace comes from a society which culturally and legally devalues the types of relationships he wants and holds most dear.” and once rocky shows that he is willing to reciprocate friendship and care to a degree grace could never expect from anyone on earth, grace no longer needs to maintain the kind of emotional defenses he always has. grace likes rocky and wants to be friends from the moment they meet, of course, but only lets himself form SUCH a close bond after rocky demonstrates that he, too, does not place an earth-society-style limit on the strength of their friendship. and they’re both better off for it!

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

man what if you wanted to be a dog your whole life but everyone around you is always telling you that you’re actually a wolf so you go through the motions howling and hunting and shit UNTIL a beautiful woman brings you into her house out of the snow and gives you a meal and tells you that everything is safe now, no need to worry, she’ll take care of you because you’re such a gentle dog. and you lie down in front of the fireplace warm and content for the first time in your life and slowly start forgetting that you were ever a wolf at all. what then?

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

today our new friend and prospective new roommate noticed that i have a deadpool cookbook. “oh neat!” he said, slowly looking around the rest of the apartment. “yeah, i have a lot of deadpool paraphernalia around, a lot of which has been gifted to me,” i explained. still looking around, he cautiously asked, “…do you ship him with spider-man?”

with the restraint of cookie monster telling someone he kinda likes chocolate chips, i nodded and replied, “yes. of course i do.”

[gorae443]

Day and night

[chickizeestudios]

I made the Scooby Gang in Tomodachi Life, and now they infect my every thought

[ceruleana]

Eva Stratt's pov of phm is kinda insane really. Because it's basically being told, hey humanity WILL go extinct soon. but we've decided that if one person makes it through all the levels of the Torment Nexus our chances of survival might increase. they might also not. Anyway. We think you're the best person to do this. Your reward is that everyone will hate you forever.

And you're like well. I'd rather trust myself to the fate of the world than anyone else. And I'd rather not let anyone else suffer the Torment Nexus just because of my own feelings. That seems kinda selfish. Alright sure.

So you enter the Torment Nexus. Each level has you pressing buttons like, [abduct innocent scientists to your vat: chances of humanity's survival increases by 0.005%] [everyone disliked that] [congrats! your moral goodness has decreased!].

The later levels get even worse. [blow up Antarctica: chances of humanity's survival increases by, ummm who knows ????] [total humans negatively affected: ????] [congrats! you're an ecoterrorist!].

Then you reach the final level. It reads: [through this door you'll break the news to your friend that he needs to die.] And you're like, wait he has to die??? I have to tell him?? But that's incredibly fucked up. After I went through the Torment Nexus as well. But it's the last level. So oh well. I can do this I suppose. Rather me than anyone else.

You enter the level and you friend is standing next to a cliff. You go over to him and say, hey this really fucking sucks but I've just learnt you need to jump off the cliff. Then we might be able to save humanity for real though. Maybe billions of people can survive if this works.

Then he turns to you and is like, are you fucking insane? And starts sprinting away from the cliff. Suddenly you have a gun in your hand. You're like, no wait. I don't want to do this. For real? I gotta shoot him for real? [Chances of survival if he lives: 0%. Chances of survival if he dies: maybe NOT 0%......????]. You pull the trigger. [congrats! you're a murderer!]

[elodieunderglass]

[elodieunderglass]

A little visit

[beardedmrbean]

[interestingturnofthetables]

What’s new Scooby Doo. We gonna follow you. We’re gonna dolve that mystery. I see you s going soo the trail leads back to you. Whaaat new Scooby Doo!!!!