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BLM | ACAB wade. late 20s. they/he. queer. for better or for worse, this is my primary social media.

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

i’m like if a normal girl was not normal and also not a girl

[cheeze-whizzz]

I love this scene so much ❄️

[omnipotina]

Settle a bet.

Who wins in a fight?

Kronk

Gaston

Voting ended onSep 7, 2023

[beemojis]

soooo true bestie

[wintermoth]

NO ONE GETS THEIR ASS BEAT IN A POLL LIKE GASTON

[sexycraisinthanos]

Who would win?

Kronk

Bugs Bunny

Remaining time: 6 days 20 hours

[quartzprinz]

White-browed Tit-warbler, seen in NW China's Gansu province. by 鸟影语丝

[nonexistentbees]

man .... i dont even have much coherent to say on this ep besides just i like them. i like them so much. the mcduck family makes me feel so many things im gonna start chewing on furniture about it everybody get their armchairs out of the way

[sharpilu]

the power i have as an artist is that i can draw my blorbos getting headpats

[mrotiski]

international cut your hair like your icon day how screwed are you 

[deesolation]

Gos!!!

Bonus drakepad

[hbmmaster]

usa: united states of america

usb: universal serial bus

usc: university of southern california

usd: united states dollar

use: now this one's just a normal verb

[ninjadoodleduck]

[captain-price-returns]

I think this might be one of the most incredible, unsettling and symbolic photos of today’s America I’ve ever seen. I can’t stop looking at it. It’s perfect.

[andalon-historian]

This photograph was taken by Nathan Howard for Reuters!

https://www.instagram.com/nathanhowardphoto/?hl=en

Nathan Howard is a freelance documentary photographer based in Portland, Oregon with experience covering communities throughout the greater

Cite artists! Link to artists!

[glamrockmike]

realizing that the online sphere and especially tumblr is NOT a good sample for ‘what everyone thinks’ is so, so, so good for your mental health and moral OCD. i swear to god. realizing that you don’t have to live your actual life like you’re being hunted for sport because the average tumblr user will hunt you for sport for wording something slightly weird or engaging in the wrong stuff or whatever is so incredible. like no you’re actually not fucked up and evil for not donating or for watching that one indie cartoon or questioning a post that everybody is agreeing with. that’s just tumblrs georg making you feel that way

[estro-boi]

[transgenderwaterrat]

anyway hoping that the generative AI bubble pops so disastrously that the tech industry becomes allergic to anything involving it for the next 1,000 years

[ladybugs-and-lilys]

ilya rozanov was never allowed to speak around his father—he was raised to be seen, not heard, a financial asset and nothing more. he’s 19, in a new country, carrying his family’s double lives on his back, and the MHL is absolute trash for not providing an interpreter. they literally set him up to fail because the rivalry sells more than a friendship.

and then there’s shane. our socially awkward baby dealing with the weight of being the "future" for every asian kid who dreams of pro hockey. he has to be the perfect, polite golden boy to be respected, while ilya is pigeonholed as the "partying bad boy." they’re both being used as tropes while they’re just two isolated kids trying to survive the pressure of living up to the world's expectations

so ilya is sitting there drowning, masking his panic with faux-bravado, and then the STUTTER.

the normally chirping asshole phenom stutters, and in two seconds flat, shane helps. BUT THE FACT THAT SHANE ASKS FIRST?? he doesn't steamroll ilya; he looks at him and asks if it’s okay to speak for him. it’s the first time someone has offered ilya a hand instead of a leash. i am physically SOFT.

and that is what the whole story is kind of about, to me at least. Learning to let yourself have what you want, even if that might piss some people off, because, they don't owe anything to anyone - despite what others may want them to believe. and they deserve to be happy and they never truly can be if they're always trying to live up to the expectations of the world

[themoonandmyman]

This. Such a criminally underrated scene that shows us the seeds of trust being planted between them.

[raincitygirl76]

Yes, this! All this.

Shane isn’t just polite, he’s kind. And Ilya responds to that kindness. Shane could’ve easily let him twist in the wind during that press conference, but he didn’t.

And yeah, the league damn well should’ve provided an interpreter for this 19 year old rookie who’s still learning English. They were probably hoping ESL Ilya would accidentally say something newsworthy. Something that would fuel the rivalry narrative the league is already getting rich from, when they’re still just teenagers.

I suspect that, quite apart from being a kind person, Shane could also empathize with Ilya’s stutter here and fear of giving the reporter the wrong answer. For a canonically autistic person who is generally pretty awkward, Shane is smooth with the media.

I suspect Yuna got him extensive media training (because unlike Grigori Rozanov, she gives a shit about her kid and wants him to succeed as more than just an extension of her own ego). Shane knows how to react to tricky questions from reporters because he learned how.

It’s a skill he practiced until he got good at giving answers that answer the question without giving anything away of the real Shane underneath. You can barely see that the comparisons by reporters to Tiger Williams and Serena Williams bother him. Just a tiny flickering of his eyelids before he smoothly deflects.

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

i think the noises outside are trying to kill me ❤️

[chio-chan2artbox]

✨VOTE FOR DOOFENSHMIRTZ ✨

You cant say no to that face come on

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[alteredpanel]

road rage