the blowjob queen of saskatoon

BLM | ACAB wade. late 20s. they/he. queer. for better or for worse, this is my primary social media.

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

i’m like if a normal girl was not normal and also not a girl

[akashicrecord]

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[scarlettohairdye]

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

[dudetorchkovsky]

My Telegram

[1rakus]

thinking abt how they bothered to make another peter parker after andrew garfield WHILE andrew garfield was still around as if he hadn't acted the most charming awkward romantic guy of all time. like were you guys not devastatedly in love or

[1rakus]

this is not to slam tom holland. i would never deny zendaya's husband some walking around money

[1rakus]

andrew garfield spiderman - and andrew garfield in general - is like the type of guy you fall in love with and maybe it doesn't last forever but it opens your heart and mind up to the possibility that you can make a difference in this world and love may in fact have real power. and tom holland spiderman is like "hi mr stark"

[1rakus]

could you imagine if he had gotten emma stone, michael b jordan, AND dane dehaan.... the complexity and flavor

[1rakus]

remember the restaurant scene? my FUCKING troubled boyfriend who is exasperating and lovely

[frenchfriedgiraffe]

newest episode freaked me out who else is suffering the consequences

[jiabisu]

[stitchposts]

Hey if you're coming to Washington DC for the Fourth of July: don't

We're having our turn in the heat wave and reports from the National Mall are brutal already this week. That screenshot is today's forecast (courtesy of the Capital Weather Gang) and tomorrow and Saturday are confidently going to be worse than this is.

The national Mall has no shade on the grass and you will be exposed to the sun constantly while also experiencing extremely high humidity. You will not be allowed a bag over a certain size to enter the mall and it has to be clear. You cannot have an insulated water bottle, it has to be clear. Reports are that there are two entrances to the area so you'll have to wait in line to even get in. I cannot find a number on how many cooling stations there are, except that it's "few" to "none" depending on what accounts I read online. Vendors are allegedly charging more than the posted prices and seem to be unprepared for actual crowds - these are the official vendors not the scam food trucks that park all around the edges of the mall. And that's the extent of the planning done because it was not a priority to make sure attendees don't pass out.

My local friends and I have reached a consensus that tourists are going to get extremely sick and none of us know what the EMT response or planning is on the mall this year. People are going to die.

Please stay out of this. It's not worth your health. Get your relatives and family to stop. I can give you recs for so many DC museums and things to do if you want to make the most of your trip. Any other local can too.

[lambbabies]

At least 55 people on July 3rd were treated by EMTS or taken to the hospital at the national mall.

They also shut down that shitshow of a fair for hours because of the heat.

Our power grid is suffering, keep your ass in your own home or state.

There's NOTHING to see here anyway because he's got roads closed for bullshit and the East Wing is rubble and the Kennedy Center is covered in tarp. And he's just got planes going back and forth for HOURS.

He has destroyed this city. STAY HOME.

Also the fireworks show will be a legit health hazard he wants to set off almost 1 million fireworks. We're going to be on literal fire.

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

i have no explanation for this

[roiidart]

this guy is so weird!

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

@mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

Doofenshmirtz has been waiting nearly two (2) decades to be a Tumblr sexyman and it would be cute if he finally wins

[chio-chan2]

✨️VOTE FOR DOOF✨️

[3liza]

do you live in seattle (the american city)?

yes

no

Remaining time: 5 days 15 hours

please reblog to get this poll out of my bubble, i want reach

[3liza]

so ive been meaning to do this poll for a while because my hypothesis is that seattle is the most Tumblr city, likely in the entire world. tumblr has a huge american majority userbase obviously, but just for comparison going forward, only 0.22% of the american population lives in seattle. as of this reblog, this poll is showing 4% of respondents are seattleites. given, this isnt scientific at all, because my blog just has a lot of seattle connections and seattle followers, but it's still an impressive bias

[gossippool]

been pissing myself laughing over these today so i had to contribute

original by @justcakethanks of course! 🙂‍↕️

[parsbooks]

My addition to the #eridianwelcomingcommitee! Thank you to @justcakethanks !

[catmask]

awhile ago a coworker and i were play arguing whether or not the mystery gang were all romantically a thing/polycule or just really good friends (yknow bored at work things) and knowing my bfs interest in scooby doo i texted him asking him to be the tie breaker and he responded “well it depends which canon youre going off of” and just instantly cold sweat knew i was out of my depth

[somewhere-south-of-neutral]

Bringing back the classic:

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 1

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 1 day 21 hours

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[dufrau]

i dont think straight people should be allowed to do "enemies to lovers" i think if a man is your enemy you need to trust that you were correct the first time and slay him in battle