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BLM | ACAB wade. late 20s. they/he. queer. for better or for worse, this is my primary social media.

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

i’m like if a normal girl was not normal and also not a girl

[cityelf]

My interest in the Odyssey starts and ends with Zendaya’s premiere stylings.

[zelikessalad]

HEATED RIVALRY 🏒

(oops repost) Heated Rivalry has taken over my brain- it's all i can think about 😩😩 PLEASE ALLOW ME TO SHOW MY CRUMBS TO THE HEATED RIVALRY TUMBLR, THE SILLIES ARE SO IMPORTANT TO ME

[taken-up-the-junction]

Egg is exclusively a transfem term

That has literally never been the case lol the earliest noted use of the term “egg” online included the definition of “a trans person who doesn’t realise that they’re trans yet” and every single definition since has been the same.

Like a lot of trans terms, exclusionary groups on tumblr have tried to rewrite history by claiming that these terms were only used by, for or against trans women (such as T4T or the t-slur) when any trans person over the age of thirty can tell you first hand that this is a lie. Re-writing trans history in order to erase trans men from it is not transfeminist and does not help trans women. It simply kills trans men.

Trans men are not squatters in the trans community, we’ve been here just as long as everyone else, and every single term you think is transfem-exclusive has also been used by transmascs for longer than you’ve been alive.

[uncertainlys]

i hope everything works out in the end because i am so so scared

[occudo]

Emperor Comatose, Meburger and Eridian language lessons~

[animentality]

[alfgifu]

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

man what if you wanted to be a dog your whole life but everyone around you is always telling you that you’re actually a wolf so you go through the motions howling and hunting and shit UNTIL a beautiful woman brings you into her house out of the snow and gives you a meal and tells you that everything is safe now, no need to worry, she’ll take care of you because you’re such a gentle dog. and you lie down in front of the fireplace warm and content for the first time in your life and slowly start forgetting that you were ever a wolf at all. what then?

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

wrt the art i just reblogged—

when daniel pushed armand against a wall you better believe i SQUEALED

[hansoeii]

it was love.

[virgilthepoet1029]

Who’s up deviling their minion

[always-394]

Deviling My Minion

[prostojozzy]

@violetnuisance commission 🖤

miss me, salarry haters?)

[bumblebeebats]

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

[bumblebeebats]

I can't believe some people are actually reblogging this like "Tch. Omg, so embarrassing OP, I can't believe you would ever admit to liking Hamilton 😏 " like ok, first of all congratulations for hatching as a fully formed adult in 2022 from the pure white egg of a virgin swan i guess. Raised in a cave on a diet consisting solely of nuts and berries and leftist twitter clapbacks. "ooooooh, I've never had a complicated relationship with a piece of art that was phenomenally well-received at the time but aged like milk as later reflection revealed the fundamental flaws in its premise that were in fact present from its inception but which I didn't notice because I was 17 and hadn't heard of neoliberalism yet" Should we throw a party? Should we invite Anthony Fantano? Anyway second of all. you draw the line at Lin Manuel Miranda but you're fine with basement guy?

[marzipanandminutiae]

also from a musical perspective Hamilton got huge for a reason. the songs do, in fact, Rule

art doesn't stop being well-made because we think through its implications more deeply

[miggylol]

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Remaining time: 4 days 18 hours

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

[burbatch]

SCOOB! (2020) Dir. Tony Cervone

[theragamuffininitiative]

Alright I want to know something here:

the 🙃 emoji means (approximately)

silly!*

ugh!*

secret third thing you will explain in tags*

Remaining time: 23 hours 41 minutes

*if comfortable doing so, you may include your age range/generation in the tags for helpful demographic data

kindly reblog for bigger sample size, thanks!

[purronronner]