the blowjob queen of saskatoon

BLM | ACAB wade. late 20s. they/he. queer. for better or for worse, this is my primary social media.

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

i’m like if a normal girl was not normal and also not a girl

[sesamie]

simple asks to help bolster ask culture again

What's your blog title from?

What movie have you watched most recently? What did you think of it?

what are you looking forward to right now?

if you could do anything at all today, what would it be?

What's your drink of choice? (Coffee/tea order, alcohol of choice, pop, etc)

What's your hair routine like? Anything special?

what's your favorite way to travel? Is there a mode of travel you haven't done that you want to experience?

favorite month of the year and why?

favorite time of day and why?

do you play or follow any sports? & elaborate on that?

what kind of music is stuck in your head a lot lately?

dishes or laundry?

what's something you learned recently?

if you could give a TED talk on anything, what would you talk about?

What's a piece of advice you find yourself giving a lot?

what's a piece of advice you would give to yourself five years ago?

do you believe in luck and superstition? Do you carry any lucky items or follow any lucky rules?

Are you musical? Play any instruments or sing? Would you ever perform for an audience?

Write, type, or speak?

what do you wish someone would ask you?

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

hey gang i got popsicles pick one as pass the box to someone else

mint

lemon

orange

strawberry

cola

pineapple

dark cherry

anise

Remaining time: 4 days 6 hours

"i cant believe you dont have this or that flavor" listen they had these ones okay

[thepoweroffriendshipgivesumoney]

orange, like it whether it is natrual or artifical

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[ytumamatambien2001]

ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

making my boyfriend who doesn’t like musicals watch the guy who didn’t like musicals (remount) with me. call that a meta narrative

[hopkinz-z]

silly modern charthur pining hehe <3

[lovergirl-latte]

And for the lady, perhaps a MFM threesome where the guys are also a little gay for each other?

[cityelf]

My interest in the Odyssey starts and ends with Zendaya’s premiere stylings.

[zelikessalad]

HEATED RIVALRY 🏒

(oops repost) Heated Rivalry has taken over my brain- it's all i can think about 😩😩 PLEASE ALLOW ME TO SHOW MY CRUMBS TO THE HEATED RIVALRY TUMBLR, THE SILLIES ARE SO IMPORTANT TO ME

[taken-up-the-junction]

Egg is exclusively a transfem term

That has literally never been the case lol the earliest noted use of the term “egg” online included the definition of “a trans person who doesn’t realise that they’re trans yet” and every single definition since has been the same.

Like a lot of trans terms, exclusionary groups on tumblr have tried to rewrite history by claiming that these terms were only used by, for or against trans women (such as T4T or the t-slur) when any trans person over the age of thirty can tell you first hand that this is a lie. Re-writing trans history in order to erase trans men from it is not transfeminist and does not help trans women. It simply kills trans men.

Trans men are not squatters in the trans community, we’ve been here just as long as everyone else, and every single term you think is transfem-exclusive has also been used by transmascs for longer than you’ve been alive.

[uncertainlys]

i hope everything works out in the end because i am so so scared

[occudo]

Emperor Comatose, Meburger and Eridian language lessons~

[animentality]

[alfgifu]

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

man what if you wanted to be a dog your whole life but everyone around you is always telling you that you’re actually a wolf so you go through the motions howling and hunting and shit UNTIL a beautiful woman brings you into her house out of the snow and gives you a meal and tells you that everything is safe now, no need to worry, she’ll take care of you because you’re such a gentle dog. and you lie down in front of the fireplace warm and content for the first time in your life and slowly start forgetting that you were ever a wolf at all. what then?

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

wrt the art i just reblogged—

when daniel pushed armand against a wall you better believe i SQUEALED

[hansoeii]

it was love.