the blowjob queen of saskatoon

BLM | ACAB wade. late 20s. they/he. queer. for better or for worse, this is my primary social media.

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

i’m like if a normal girl was not normal and also not a girl

[ghstwht]

And some sketches I'll probably never finish 👎

[transhuman-priestess]

the way teenagers are treated these days is wild. when i was a teenager we were all watching porn, jerking off, and going to horror movies with 3000 gallons of blood. Nowadays they make kids get a permission slip to watch anything darker than Barney the Dinosaur. Insane.

[transhuman-priestess]

Every year we infantilize teenagers more and more and act surprised when they grow up to be terrified, angry, emotionally stunted adults.

[genderkoolaid]

& then for some reason people fixate more on "ugh these teenagers just want to be treated like babies!!! teenagers are to blame for the rise in puritanism!!!!!" than how this is a very obvious example of ageism and the increased control over a socially vulnerable and exploited group

[absolxguardian]

I think a commonly overlooked part of this coddling is that it teaches kids and teenagers to be afraid of things they don't need to be afraid of, which is exactly how they end up as "puriteens". I remember as a child being terrified to change the channel on the tv because I had ended up with the impression that seeing even seconds of an R rated movie or tv show would give me nightmares. And then as a tween every time I saw swearing I felt sick to my stomach because I had been taught such a thing is bad and harmful. I think I would have suffered less if I hadn't been raised with everyone around me acting like mature media was so bad. By the time I was a teenager I had figured out this was bunk, but understandably a lot of people don't. By making this whole system worse and stronger you have teens who have been told that seeing explicit or dark media Will Harm Them, and so they act in ways that would be appropriate if it really was the info-hazard it's implied to be.

[headspace-hotel]

^^ never heard anybody specifically talk about this but yeah. parents acting like sexual or any "dark" content in a story or show was going to put bad things in my head that were going to be there permanently just gave me a deeply distressing sort of contamination anxiety

[stealingpotatoes]

how do you feel about the phm headcanon that adrian is much bigger than rocky and also theyre bad as hell. Bad bitch rocky pulled by being autistic

YES i love it when adrian is way bigger than rocky uh here's my take on rocky and adrian

(links // tip jar!)

[neiljostenpussyindulgence]

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

[death-420]

pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008

[sillysayaka]

dear dire

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

You just teleported to the last movie you watched! how is it going?

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[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[akashicrecord]

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[scarlettohairdye]

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

[dudetorchkovsky]

My Telegram

[1rakus]

thinking abt how they bothered to make another peter parker after andrew garfield WHILE andrew garfield was still around as if he hadn't acted the most charming awkward romantic guy of all time. like were you guys not devastatedly in love or

[1rakus]

this is not to slam tom holland. i would never deny zendaya's husband some walking around money

[1rakus]

andrew garfield spiderman - and andrew garfield in general - is like the type of guy you fall in love with and maybe it doesn't last forever but it opens your heart and mind up to the possibility that you can make a difference in this world and love may in fact have real power. and tom holland spiderman is like "hi mr stark"

[1rakus]

could you imagine if he had gotten emma stone, michael b jordan, AND dane dehaan.... the complexity and flavor

[1rakus]

remember the restaurant scene? my FUCKING troubled boyfriend who is exasperating and lovely

[frenchfriedgiraffe]

newest episode freaked me out who else is suffering the consequences

[jiabisu]

[stitchposts]

Hey if you're coming to Washington DC for the Fourth of July: don't

We're having our turn in the heat wave and reports from the National Mall are brutal already this week. That screenshot is today's forecast (courtesy of the Capital Weather Gang) and tomorrow and Saturday are confidently going to be worse than this is.

The national Mall has no shade on the grass and you will be exposed to the sun constantly while also experiencing extremely high humidity. You will not be allowed a bag over a certain size to enter the mall and it has to be clear. You cannot have an insulated water bottle, it has to be clear. Reports are that there are two entrances to the area so you'll have to wait in line to even get in. I cannot find a number on how many cooling stations there are, except that it's "few" to "none" depending on what accounts I read online. Vendors are allegedly charging more than the posted prices and seem to be unprepared for actual crowds - these are the official vendors not the scam food trucks that park all around the edges of the mall. And that's the extent of the planning done because it was not a priority to make sure attendees don't pass out.

My local friends and I have reached a consensus that tourists are going to get extremely sick and none of us know what the EMT response or planning is on the mall this year. People are going to die.

Please stay out of this. It's not worth your health. Get your relatives and family to stop. I can give you recs for so many DC museums and things to do if you want to make the most of your trip. Any other local can too.

[lambbabies]

At least 55 people on July 3rd were treated by EMTS or taken to the hospital at the national mall.

They also shut down that shitshow of a fair for hours because of the heat.

Our power grid is suffering, keep your ass in your own home or state.

There's NOTHING to see here anyway because he's got roads closed for bullshit and the East Wing is rubble and the Kennedy Center is covered in tarp. And he's just got planes going back and forth for HOURS.

He has destroyed this city. STAY HOME.

Also the fireworks show will be a legit health hazard he wants to set off almost 1 million fireworks. We're going to be on literal fire.

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

i have no explanation for this

[roiidart]

this guy is so weird!