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BLM | ACAB wade. late 20s. they/he. queer. for better or for worse, this is my primary social media.

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

i’m like if a normal girl was not normal and also not a girl

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

wrt the art i just reblogged—

when daniel pushed armand against a wall you better believe i SQUEALED

[hansoeii]

it was love.

[virgilthepoet1029]

Who’s up deviling their minion

[always-394]

Deviling My Minion

[prostojozzy]

@violetnuisance commission 🖤

miss me, salarry haters?)

[bumblebeebats]

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

[bumblebeebats]

I can't believe some people are actually reblogging this like "Tch. Omg, so embarrassing OP, I can't believe you would ever admit to liking Hamilton 😏 " like ok, first of all congratulations for hatching as a fully formed adult in 2022 from the pure white egg of a virgin swan i guess. Raised in a cave on a diet consisting solely of nuts and berries and leftist twitter clapbacks. "ooooooh, I've never had a complicated relationship with a piece of art that was phenomenally well-received at the time but aged like milk as later reflection revealed the fundamental flaws in its premise that were in fact present from its inception but which I didn't notice because I was 17 and hadn't heard of neoliberalism yet" Should we throw a party? Should we invite Anthony Fantano? Anyway second of all. you draw the line at Lin Manuel Miranda but you're fine with basement guy?

[marzipanandminutiae]

also from a musical perspective Hamilton got huge for a reason. the songs do, in fact, Rule

art doesn't stop being well-made because we think through its implications more deeply

[miggylol]

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Remaining time: 5 days 10 hours

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

[burbatch]

SCOOB! (2020) Dir. Tony Cervone

[theragamuffininitiative]

Alright I want to know something here:

the 🙃 emoji means (approximately)

silly!*

ugh!*

secret third thing you will explain in tags*

Remaining time: 1 day 15 hours

*if comfortable doing so, you may include your age range/generation in the tags for helpful demographic data

kindly reblog for bigger sample size, thanks!

[purronronner]

[feldfrog]

The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card

[chokedqwerty]

Tabloids for the Project Hail Mary mission, c. 20xx. (The Sunday Times, The Times Magazine.)

[achillesinhighheels]

Zendaya for Spider-Man: Brand New Day press in John Galliano ss97

[skelerangart]

You Know Who You Are

[64mpg]

i was sent as a test to see if a doomed person could undoom themselves out of sheer will

[unpeeled-human]

cosmo, wanda, i want you to spawn a piece of radioactive plutonium in that person's stomach

[unpeeled-human]

cosmo. wanda. enough with the semantics

[pocketmau5]

I spent way longer on this than I should have

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

i love you people who add sources to posts. i love you people who clarify when there is a joke or when someone is lying to be funny. i love you people on the internet who take the time to make sure that there is critical thinking and understanding for people unable to tell what’s real and what’s not. thank you for your service 🙏🏻