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this is my favourite poem
Everyone called me a hero. Like I was the savior of the town, the savior of all of North Dakota. By the time I had dragged that 100 pound hunk of artificial flesh from the gates to the town square they had already gotten a parade underway. Flashes of colored light hit the air, music played (how I missed good music), and the old ladies started handing out candy to all the kids. It was wonderful, joyful, special. It was like I just ended the war in the span of an hour. It was a brief but much needed respite from the harshness of it all. I had given them that. It was the least I could do.
I was ordered off hunting that morning, and so I grabbed a gun and my cap and headed off. Soon I found it, or him, right along the lake, just resting there, hunched over. They made them small on purpose so they could be nonthreatening, docile like a child. They were anything but. I slowly approached, my rifle over my arm, ready to at least get a shot in it before he would take me down. When I could make out the face I knew it was already “dead.” I looked through the wound on the throat and saw the interior of it, the gross mosaic of wire and flesh, the patchwork quilt of machine and humanity. It churned my stomach.
I laid my gun down to get a closer look but instantly got repelled back. That smell! Did they need to make their artificial flesh reek? As if experiencing them alive wasn’t enough, we had to suffer in their death?
I couldn’t make out what did it to him. Maybe a wild animal, maybe a much better hunter than myself. It was a victory for whoever did it, whoever tore a hole in that aberration. But now it was my victory to steal. Taking my rifle at point blank, I fired one shot into its head, unleashing a burst of blood and metal and guts and plastic. The neck was enough, yes, but I wanted some part in it, some small consolation revenge against them.
Unceremoniously, I slung my rifle over my shoulder, grabbed the skin of its wrists, and began the journey back to town. Martin, who had briefly worked in the City, used to tell me that they’d make ten thousand of these a day.
i just misread ‘nimbus 2000′ as ‘nandos 2000′ please bury me
when you’re out with the lads and you’re having a look in Quality Quidditch Supplies and you might fancy the mulled mead at The Hog’s Head but then your mate Cedric who’s an absolute ledge and the Supreme Mugwump of Banterbury says “oi brevs let’s have a cheeky Butterbeer instead” and you’ll think “top. let’s smash it”
FUCKS SAKE
OH MY GOD!
don’t you ever forget that the fred movie happened, and more importantly, that john cena played fred’s dad in the fred movie
This looks like the start of a porno but ok
What does this mean?
That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask.
I need 💯 more context
okay but you could’ve googled it instead of thinking that naruto and goku ever fought when obviously if you’ve watched the show they are best friends….
smooth
how did you get so many followers? what is the exact process to becoming tumblr famous
there is no exact “process” to gaining a large amount of followers in a short amount of time but i can certainly tell you how i got to where i currently am with my blog. the first step is to
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I follow back
who you callin a liar
people say weed has never killed anybody and that is true, but weeds are the #1 killer of vegetable gardens and without vegetables we all would die…. so take that blazers
walked into my class today to take my final and slapped down a good loaf of bread onto my desk. I ate the whole thing and got so distracted that I forgot to do the test. Luckily my professor was a bread fan and completely understood, giving me an A+. Follow your dreams kids