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@king-vivian
Welcome to my royal court! I am your king, King Vivian, and this is where I post things about the kingdom.
All visitors to the court, whether peasant or noble, MUST check in by sending something to my ask box. Failure to do so will have you thrown to the lions!
my contraption is too fantastic my gears are too sterling
Witchcraft i say
do you think i can make a jorney
I believe you can make.... a quest!!!!
Just saw my royal taste-tester try to discreetly spit out his bite of food into his napkin
Big news: Serfdom is back in vogue!!
Come on and Vogue!!
Its about time, too
Fuck you, Peasant rebellion!!!!
HAVE THE ROYAL BAKER MAKE ENOUGH BREAD TO APPEASE THIS ANGRY MOB. AND QUICKLY!!!
As we go marching, marching, in the beauty of the day,
A million darkened kitchens, a thousand mill lofts gray,
Are touched with all the radiance that a sudden sun discloses,
For the people hear us singing: Bread and Roses! Bread and Roses!
THEY'RE GOING TO RAID MY ROYAL FLOWER GARDEN
The medieval Jesters Union has heavy sway over the king, somehow
THOSE GOOFY FUCKS HAVE ME BY THE SHORT HAIRS
How did you let it get this bad...
Every time I'm in a meeting with them they start making me laugh, and then im in such a jovial mood that I can't help but agree to their demands...
The medieval Jesters Union has heavy sway over the king, somehow
THOSE GOOFY FUCKS HAVE ME BY THE SHORT HAIRS
"impenetrably armored" knights when you pull out the pot of boiling oil
Sending an EXPLORER to establish an OUTPOST at the VERY EDGE OF THE HOSPITABLE WORLD (Detroit, MI city limits)
Here (the Rust Belt) there be dragons (decline in industries)
Sending an EXPLORER to establish an OUTPOST at the VERY EDGE OF THE HOSPITABLE WORLD (Detroit, MI city limits)
if i was a tyrannical despot id probably have a change of heart and stop after a plucky tweenage protagonist boy showed me the error of my ways. unless like i got bad sleep that day or something in which case id electrocute him to death lol
fucking crying because i thought this instagram reel was cutting edge comedy gold only to realize it is 100% serious… damn maybe i’m being poisoned
type of shit my advisor sends me after my vizier laughs a little too maniacally
I have decided to install a fountain in the center of town from which the peasantry may freely gather drinking water
=)
ah. yes. "drinking" water.
You better not fuck with the drinking water. By order of thr king!!!!
oh no your majesty. I will not tamper with your... 'drinking' water. such a silly word...drinking. hah.
Gaurds, keep an eye on this one.
I have decided to install a fountain in the center of town from which the peasantry may freely gather drinking water
=)
ah. yes. "drinking" water.
You better not fuck with the drinking water. By order of thr king!!!!
I have decided to install a fountain in the center of town from which the peasantry may freely gather drinking water
look its absolutely essential that you wear this paprika and thyme bodypaint when you go to fight the dragon
