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90% reblogging. 9% tags. 1% own posts 

[periscully]

HAPPY NEW YEAR, BITCHES

[setheverman]

i always remember how big i am when i pick up a shirt and it turns out it’s my underwear

[setheverman]

I HAVE BIG CLOTHES!!!!! BECAUSE I AM TALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND LARGE, AS A PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS WHAT THIS POST SAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEMONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[setheverman]

out of all the things my posts have ever been tagged as, this is the worst

[haiku-robot]

out of all the things my posts have ever been tagged as this is the worst

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[wannabeanimator]

Disney is buying most of 21st Century Fox for $52.4 billion

Disney is buying a huge chunk of 21st Century Fox in a deal that promises to reshape the media industry.

Visual explainer via USA Today:

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[aggrokawaii]

forest puppy

[fugaazi]

that’s a deer

[daniel-noise]

its a forest puppy

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[veeranger]

if you havent played portal 2 yet you have no excuse not to now

[veeranger]

and hey if you havent played the original yet get both games for literally 24 more cents than you would pay for just portal 2

[maxofs2d]

[nerdjpg]

This is what the animal crossing developers think “cool” means

[susandotcom-deactivated20210224]

theyre damn right yhou fucking moron

[mantareyes]

Ice Level Ready

[porz-deactivated20150219]

nice save

[breebunn-deactivated20180414]

Cole is building my computer and I just walked in to see this bullshit

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[spectrealenko]

i just spent half an hour digging in my blog to find these pics bc i gotta know who this is and what this series is

[transatlanticlunatic-deactivate]

It’s GAYLE

[arielmh]

“We are more than a bit concerned with the Benihana egg trick called for in the script. I’ve tried it and can only get it 1 out of 4 tries, and I’ve seen Benihana chefs flub the manoeuver when they have an entire grill as target. Mads has to crack his eggs into a 8-inch diameter skillet. The props Master calls his guy. The Production Manager calls in his guy. I call my guy. On the morning of the shoot we have 8 dozen eggs and 3 Japanese chefs with their hands made up to be hand doubles.  I guess I don’t have to tell you that when Mads arrives on set, he just tosses an egg up in the air and the egg breaks on the spatula. No problem. Unbelievable. I insist it was a lucky fluke but he does it again. I accuse him of practicing when I wasn’t looking but he laughs (as if he has time to practise egg-cracking between scenes) and tells me he was a juggler in his youth.” [x] And here we all thought we’d have a million outtakes of Mads flubbing the egg trick…

[i-gwarth]

What the hell kind of test tube did this man walk out of?

[pyramidslayer]

i think i finally understand what kojima sees in him

[bonbonbunny]

Ai is savage playing Mario Odyssey… (☆)

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

*slams fist on the table* I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR NERD/JOCK DYNAMICS!

[eggil]

Boy do I have good news for you

[notjerrybeans]

This literally made tumblr worth it