Queen of the Castle

Ashley. Giving too many fucks all the time. s.olarflare

[thestoryandyou]

[expolsion]

Alexander Hamilton

Burr: He started workin’, twerkin’ for his late mother’s landlord…

Hamilton: 

[stability]

[sumayyahs-deactivated20180319]

s/o to my girls who love documentaries…. me too 

[kingd0mb0und-blog]

Everything was blue.

[hurricaneclouds]

i support girls anger. i support girls who yell. i support girls who get called bitches and cunts at parties because they’ll swear at guys who won’t leave them alone. i support girls who don’t believe in second chances and cut off people who hurt them. i support girls who say no the first time and flip you off if you ask them again. i support girls who will never allow themselves to be pushovers and constantly get shit for it. you’re fucking incredible. 

[4444555666777888999]

Cute when people ring the doorbell thinking I’ll answer. Even if you know I’m in here even if you hear me and even if you look through the window and we make eye contact I won’t answer! Do something about it! You won’t

[seagrot]

[kingd0mb0und-blog]

i’m alive. Mostly. I’m so tired and sick it’s not great. 

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

[sostonedlikemedusa-blog]

new and improved.

[kingd0mb0und-blog]

Y’all Google is fucking free and can tell you everything you need to know.

[kingd0mb0und-blog]

Satan: Hey I bought your soul last month and-

Me: No returns.

Satan: Please it's making me sad.

[unicornpurity]

[jamjardines]

MY FRIEND APRIL JUST TOLD ME THAT A GUY IN HER DORM BUILDING HAS A TATTOO OF A CAT RIDING A PIZZA SKATEBOARD AND IT SAYS “GET MEOWTA HERE”

[jamjardines]

i wasn’t kidding okay

[kingd0mb0und-blog]

My brother sprayed me with a hose with zero warning. I barricaded myself in his room with his precious PS4. I’m considering myself the winner here. 

[kingd0mb0und-blog]

Local weirdo goes outside and forces people to stand next to her. News at 11.