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Adrian, explain our Kindergarten

[mr--tomato]

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Noita mention !! I love consistently dying in Hiisi Base !!

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this series really needs some fresh ideas, you can only do kids in the basement being experimented on so many times before it gets boring.

Like, I don't want to play Kindergarten 4 if it takes place in another school because 9 times out of 10, I'll end up in some basement lab to free one or more children from a member of school staff again.

Like, if they don't follow up on the ending of Kindergarten 3, and we're just in some random ass school again, I will be sending a formal complaint to the senator of Florida to get Connor Boyle excommunicated to Iowa.

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how my goat Kevin will be moving in Kindergarten 4 (trust)

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TOP 10 REASONS AUSTIN SUCKS

I could beat him in a fight

His name is stupid

I hate popular things

His bum ass contributes nothing

Throw Strength so weak that he can't chuck a rock over Emmy

Purple is my least favorite color

Can't break through Infinity

High Cortisol

I don't like him

Can't beat the Gun Devil

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Themes and Such

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KINDERTINES IS OVER, I CAN POST AGAIN

Anyway, Lily model. I was gonna just copy her outfit from KG3, but that looked boring, so I gave her an overall dress thing, Idk.

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Model I made of Alice from @kindergartenpa because I think she's neat

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Do we even have details on these things? They appeared in Kindergarten 1 and never returned, they kinda look like the goo gene mutants, but apparently they're their own species that lives underground and they make the pill chemical.

Like, these guys are sick, I want these guys to show up. I'm tired of conman games conning us, and not giving us more of whatever the fuck this thing is. I would let Billy die 90 times over, because I like this fucking thing more.

Kindergarten 3 ends with everyone falling down a pit into the underground like hit game Undertale, I wanna see these things again and I want one to be the final boss.

But FRAUDmangames won't do this, because by the time they make Kindergarten 4 in 2031 after their Kindergarten 3 money runs out, they'd have forgotten the whole falling underground thing, and the GOATS and go back to the mutants.

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what if generic child had really long hair, like what if his hair was long, would we still like him, would jacksepticeye still have played this game if he had long hair. what if his hair was so long that whenever we walked he would fall over, and we had to wait 2 seconds for him to get up, would we still like him. would this affect his powerscaling, rightn ow he's street tier but like like like if he had long hair would he be small building level

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W Rizz

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I haven't done shit with Blockbench in a good minute

do ya'll fw this?

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ok, 19 dollar fortnite card, who wants it? and yes I'm giving it away. remember, share, share, share, and trolls, don't get blocked

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Generic Child on the Joe Rogan Experience

"So these principals kidnapped kids?"

"Yeah."

"To experiment on them?"

"Yeah."

"Because they had a rare gene?"

"Yeah that sums it up."

"I'm gonna be honest, you sound like a crazy person right now."

"I know it sounds stupid, but it's true."

"Look, this story has holes. Who the hell would name their kid Nugget?"

"How does a school principal have the technology to revive her daughter as a cyborg?"

"How did you all fit inside that alligator's mouth?"

"If the mutants make the goo, then why was there a seemingly naturally occurring aquifer of the stuff?"

"How did the wheelchair kid get into that secret lab to steal the cyborg girl's legs? How'd he even transplant those things onto his body?"

"I dunno."

"You don't know?"

"...Yeah."

"Okay, so it seems to me you don't even have arguments to back your story up"

"... Well... I... Uh- Frick you"

"... Kid, where are your parents? How'd you even get in here?"

"Uh..."

...

"Does this microphone go any lower? It's blocking my face."

"No."

"Why not?"

"I don't usually have children on my podcast."

"Oh... that makes sense."

"Go home, kid"

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To say I am disappointed is an understatement. I was already on edge when they announced that Kindergarten 4 was going to be free, but after playing through the open beta, I can no longer hide the truth: Kindergarten fell off. They turned my beloved franchise into a microtransaction-ridden cesspit while having the gall to claim that this would be the “next step for the franchise,” and they apparently plan to charge double the price of Kindergarten 3 when the game launches. 40 bucks, for this? No sir. Sean Young, turn in your badge and gun.

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I drew some of the fuckers, because why not?

Also, unrelated, but I am severely disappointed by the lack of Beep-Boop in this fandom. I love Beep-Boop. I get that it exists in like one mission, but I love it so much, man. Beep-Boop, my GOAT, right behind Kevin.

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I barely fucking finished this one. Anyway lore:

Alice: After Highschool Alice didn't do shit with her life, she went to college but dropped out halfway through her first semester, she works at a burger king and she swears she's gonna get her life together and right now she's just taking a break. She's currently crashing at Kevin's.

Kid: He went to college, and got a Job for a company in a big building where he was employee #427, Kid's job was simple: he sat at his desk in room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard. Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk, telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what Kid did every day of every month of every year, and although others might have considered it soul rending.

Ted: After 48 attempted assassinations from Felix, Ted decided he was sick of Applesoft and all that bullshit and faked his death by actually crashing a jet. He started a new life under the alias "Henrik Dahl" and moved to a small coastal town in Norway where he works at a Fish Cannery.

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Kemmy