Spoons

/ 25 / US / any pronouns / verified knight fucker

[medievaljournalist]

got a good thing going where these bandits give me a half share of whatever loot they pull from adventurers i send their way & the best part is i don't even need to lie or anything since every hero is born with the unshakeable belief in their ability to win a fight against ten guys at once. just gotta say "we've got bandit trouble in the west, let me mark it on your map" and a week later i get $15 from Wulfric the Hound on cashapp

[gonna-need-you-to-not]

[cathcer1984]

first in my bloodline to write this much gay fanfiction

[cutleryyy]

Grace is always written as the one who is seen as an angel. Methinks I need more of Grace looking at Simon in reverence.

[vrtualdreamgirl]

we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight

[cutleryyy]

Chat I'm writing bloodymary fic so if anyone has 2 cents to put in I am ALL EARS

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[thefriendlypigeon]

❤️💙💛GRACEFUL💛💙❤️

⭐[my social media links]

[dateknight]

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[insecuregodcomplex]

[cutleryyy]

Something ive been tempted to do is write a brief guide on how to call 911 in case of emergencies. Scale of 1-10 how interested would people be in that? From someone who is a 911 dispatcher

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[kosmogrl]

[beemovieerotica]

[dankxsinatra]

[oplishin]

okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure

[oplishin]

OH I'M SURE

[cutleryyy]

I forgot how fun being drunk is dont ever let the haters get to you