monster from hell

kelby - 27 - cle, oh she/they

[stars-bean]

That ’70s Show (1998 - 2006) - “Too Old to Trick or Treat, Too Young to Die”

[seleyin]

I love you tiny local bands, I love you barely legal, self managed concert venues, I love you micro labels, I love you diy recordings, I love you weird instrumental pieces with bizarre instruments and strange scales, I love you 20 mn songs, I love you musicians who play for fifteen people in a bar in some remote town, I love you trad music of all countries, I love you music made by minorities and marginalized people, I love you songs with no recognizable chord grid, I love you any music that was not engineered by an army of lyricists and producers to appeal to the largest audience possible and make the biggest profit out of people’s emotions and sensitivity.

[psygull]

whenever i mess up cooking eggs the edwardian dandy who follows me around looking over my shoulder says "poor show, old boy!" and shakes his head sympathetically

[thundergrace]

🎞: Lisa Gilroy

Absolutely could never be an influencer or tik tok famous anything. People are so disrespectful. Sorry to this woman.

[enbydemirainbowbigfoot]

Reblog to headbonk your mutuals like a cat full of love

[red-king4]

[partywithponies]

I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol

[partywithponies]

"Queer doesn't actually tell me anything" who says I wanted to tell you anything. Who even are you.

[jestergal]

i was gonna do one of those "fake post" posts but then i got mad bc there's no witch emoji

[jestergal]

🧙‍♂️ <- the wizard

🧙‍♀️ <- some stupid elf bullshit

at least for me on win10. shup up if it doesn't look the same for you

[jestergal]

hold on rage cancelled why did facebook give their witch emoji big naturals

[lottieratworld]

WOAAUGH WHICH BOOBS YOOOOOAGHOH

[glumshoe]

my favorite scene in LotR as a kid was when Sam started miserably freestyling in the tower of Cirith Ungol and the only reason he ever found Frodo was because he deliriously tried to join in

[mantis-lizbian]

…i did read some of the novels, but i couldn’t get through them entirely…

…and so i genuinely have no idea whether or not this is serious. coz i mean, obviously, it could be a joke. but it could also have legitimately happened. people who have only seen the films underestimate the amount of random things that happen in the books that could come off as utterly silly and ridiculous if removed from their context.

[glumshoe]

Haha, well, it is pretty much what happens. Sam is looking for Frodo in the tower of Cirith Ungol and is despairing that he will ever find him. He sits down and does what any self-respecting Tolkien character does during their moments of hopelessness and bursts into song.

It’s a really good song (ten year old Ship had it memorized) and as he begins the refrain a second time, he hears Frodo’s voice answering weakly from above. Frodo is poisoned and despairing and beaten but he is still a Hobbit and cannot resist a singalong even while on the brink of death.

[glowingghosty]

[4fortyy4]

the public is not for me

[jamieleecvrtis]

GOOD FOR HER.

Suspiria (2018) dir. Luca Guadagnino Hereditary (2018) dir. Ari Aster Jennifer’s Body (2009) dir. Karyn Kusama Mother! (2017) dir. Darren Aronofsky Black Swan (2010) dir. Darren Aronofsky Gone Girl (2014) dir. David Fincher The Witch (2015) dir. Robert Eggers

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Oh man. Today is gunna be a day. A reeal day, you know? A whole 24 hour period

[lyjerria]

always check yourself for unnecessary negativity and bitterness

[the-verdant-weirdo]

✓ unnecessary negativity ✓ bitterness

[jessebloom]

i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

[robomartyr]

[taiturner]

NEW GIRL 5x01 | “Big Mama P”

[worm-suggestion]

You look like sliced from a loaf.

You look like one slice from a loaf of something.