Don't Get Me Started...

Mostly Stargate... ...and booze.

[illustratus]

[kinggorilla]

Thank you so much for the horrifying reminder of high school.

This picture adorned the from of my Latin I & II textbook.

[trekgate]

Captain Kirk’s guide to Fighting.

The Kirk Kick

The Kirk Drop Kick

The Bowling Ball

The Human Projectile

The Kirk Chop

The Wall of Destruction

The Scissor Choke

The Kirk Double Fist

[kinggorilla]

Startlingly effective on the playground of my youth.

[kinggorilla]

Well, it seems the SpamPornBots are learning.

I always knew that AI stuff would come back and bite us.

[nicehatgeorgia]

Is there a way to make it so no one can follow me for a while 👀 just until this new crop of porn bots calms the fuck down? It’s all porn bots all the time and I am annoyed 😒😤

[kinggorilla]

It was a terrible blow to my self esteem.

I was hoping my raw animal magnetism had finally kicked in. Turns out it was just a bad case of bots.

[tvarchive]

Babylon 5 |  S01E13 – Signs and Portents

The shadows have come for us all

[kinggorilla]

"Oh, myyyy," he says in his best George Takei voice.

[sixpenceee]

Avalanche filmed in the Tian Shan mountains of Kyrgyzstan. Photographer survived. Source                         

[treasure-of-the-ancients]

Opernwork silver lamp, Byzantine, 6th century AD

from Dumbarton Oaks

[moongloss]

Valentino Spring 2015 fairy hair

[iblamethenubbins]

Ode to Dorky!Carter

[write-on-world]

[for-the-freaks-and-geeks]

[thegirlbehindthegasmask]

Isn’t someone missing me?

[treasure-of-the-ancients]

Gold mourning ring inscribed "Let Love Aibide till Death Divide", England, 17th century

from The British Museum

[fuckyeahchinesegarden]

cactus flowers by 8KRAW

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags whether or not lasagna should have carrot in it

[mystupiddumbflyboy]

— Please, let him be happy ( j.p. )

[retrocade-press-start]

Calculator watches were the bomb

[kinggorilla]

Are you kidding me?

I had this exact model, the C-80, as well as it's bigger, flashier brother, the C-801. You know what nostalgia is leaving out here? The beeps. Every time you pushed a button, it beeped. Every. Fucking. Time.

The obvious use for such a device is in an environment where YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE A CALCULATOR. It's awful hard to be sneaky and subtle when you're leaving behind a trail of 'beeps' like a parachute-pants-clad Hansel leaving bread crumbs behind.

[feral-ballad]

Ivan Bunin, tr. by Graham Hettlinger, from The collected stories of Ivan Bunin, “Mitya’s love”