i've done it you just can't see it

[hotvampireadjacent]

rip to the brave people who died falling off the edge while social distancing

[tramampoline]

[gaywifi]

depression sucks because you could be half way done dancing in your underwear and making cookies and all the sudden everything is pointless and you feel so lost and worthless and have no motivation to breath and it’s like ??????? theses cookies were going to be great ??? calm down depression ?? pls ?

[fauxfable]

my talents include

-choking on nothing but air and spit 
-asking ‘what?’ and then immediately processing what you said 
-making a fool of myself trying to get wild cats to let me pet them 
-compensating for hours of procrastination with minutes of panic and superhuman speed

[allsadnshit]

I think my least favorite part of being alive is that you can’t take a break when you need one like if your whole world crashes and burns you still have to show up to work? that’s wild!!!! Give the people a moment to recover!!!!

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

None of us are funny

[katiebishop]

[dntdodrugs-deactivated20160418]

[mycoins]

me when i love you!

[mycoins]

me when i freakin’ love you!

[mycoins]

ME WHEN I FRIGGIN LOVE YOU SO MUCH!

[remindish]

This is a good shitpost

[mycoins]

actually this is a LOVEPOST but you do you i guess

[richwhiteboys-deactivated201604]

when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”

[animal71154]

Why is my cat heavy? (not fat)

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

Let Him Have The Sausages

[runwithskizzers]

i almost scrolled past this, like some kind of idiot

[nonbinary-nicolo]

cuz darling i’m a trashcan dressed like a slightly nicer trashcan

[deathtml]

do u ever just want 2 tell all ur teachers exactly how mentally unstable u are bc i feel like that would explain a lot

[kingkemmo]

me: why do Bad Things happen to me

me, remembering im a fundamentally horrible person: ah.....yes,..

[strxnge0ne]

[kingkemmo]

i hate that i still think that you're a good person