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Ladies and gentlemen,

This is the proof that everything in the universe is like an atom. But more importantly, even the order in which people sit in a stadium infiltrated by sunlight resembles the goddamn atom!

#funny #meme #whatawonderfulatom

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I have pushed around 5237 peepal down the stairs.

My next target is Tonald Drump.

Also, I need to make sure that there is a garbage truck ready near the stairs, so that they can pick him up as soon as he falls and take him to the landfill site to dump him.

IT IS MY DREAM!

(Not really, I have better things to do rather than paying attention to Tonald)

#funny #meme #justforlaughs

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Yaaaay!

It's Halloween evarydaaaay!!

#funny #halloween #creepy #meme #crappy

Gravity!

I like gravity,

because it is very attractive.

#funny #comedy #pun

Corona lockdown is a testing time. There is no material in your house to pass time except for the computer. And this causes the problems. For example, in my home:-

Me: (doing nothing)

Mother: Do something. Don't sit idle.

Me: (Watching my favourite show on the computer)

Mother: Anyway you sit infront of the computer the whole day. Do something productive.

Me: (drawing on the computer)

Mother: Why do you sit in front of the computer the whole day?

Me: But I am doing something productive.

Mother: No more screen time.

Me: FINE!!!

(after sometime)

Mother: Why are you sitting idle again. Why don't you study? Go!

Me: I don't have the required books, Mom.