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joey. my penis is pretty strong. rp blog.

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It’s fun being as sick as a dog.

[rawsmackdownnxtdivas]

Paige 💄

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Brb, eating my weight in In-N-Out.

[mr-showoff]

Have a double-double for me, man. And animal fries…

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I did, and I have SO many regrets.

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Brb, eating my weight in In-N-Out.

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I get pretty good mileage for a ghost, honestly.

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@laxsicaria long time, no see, troublemaker.

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Paranormal Activity down under.

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knightdynasty:

I’m the best influence around. Let me take over the world.

Aren’t you already?

[sues-son]

I fucking wish but no, I’m too lazy.

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Eh, you’ll get there.

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knightdynasty:

I’m the best influence around. Let me take over the world.

Aren’t you already?

[sues-son]

Really, I love wearing bathing suits as much as the next person but if I get any more tan I may die.

[sues-son]

Right on the nose, sir. A tan vampire nowadays, who would have thought!

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Well, you are a trendsetter.

[sues-son]

Really, I love wearing bathing suits as much as the next person but if I get any more tan I may die.

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I’m surprised you’re surviving! 

[sues-son]

I’m dead actually

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Isn’t that your default, though?

[sues-son]

Really, I love wearing bathing suits as much as the next person but if I get any more tan I may die.

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I’m surprised you’re surviving! 

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I’d LOVE to keep food down right about now.

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I don’t know if I’ve ever formally come out.

Hi, I’m Joey, I’m bi.

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

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What even is sleep anymore?

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knightdynasty:

I’m boosting the moral of my workers and simultaneously getting better snacks for myself.

All while being a snack yourself, a true hero of the workplace.

[sues-son]

Oh you!

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I’m just speaking the truth! 

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knightdynasty:

I’m boosting the moral of my workers and simultaneously getting better snacks for myself.

All while being a snack yourself, a true hero of the workplace.