David S. Crockett 🌾

Texas/Tennessee’s finest Frontiersman! 🇺🇸 Husband, Father, Friend to all ☀️ Autobiography out now! 📜 (It’s David, not Davy 🙁)

[kingofthewildfrontier]

“ Be always sure you’re right— Then go ahead! ”

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A DAVY CROCKETT BLOG

The legendary King of the Wild Frontier, known for the large legends and tales about his adventures through Tennessee, leading him to defend the Alamo in 1836 with over 200 other men

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“ I have a rather busy schedule, but this thing sure is interestin’! Although, I prefer to spend my mine huntin’ and doing Congress stuff. ”

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- David ‘Davy’ S. Crockett of Tennessee & Texas

[kingofthewildfrontier]

I can’t find anythin’ good to hunt around here ☹️ It’s so dry, my horse nearly gave out on me the other day

@knivesnfightin says this weather is “normal’ but this would practically wipe out TN…

[kingofthewildfrontier]

I keep having to listen to @victoryordeath and @knivesnfightin bicker and I don’t know wether or not to give them drinks and have em’ make up or to just give up and hope one of them sticks a knife in the other

[victoryordeath]

Nobody is sticking a knife in anyone, David. Unless Colonel Bowie decides to act up, that is.

[knivesnfightin]

Don’t worry Buck, I’ll make sure to get ya right in my mouth to shut you up!!! 😊❤️

[victoryordeath]

This is unacceptable talk, Colonel Bowie. Keep yourself and your knives away from me unless you'd like to have a talk in my office.

-William Barret Travis.

(PS: That's Lieutenant Colonel Travis to you, Colonel Bowie.)

[knivesnfightin]

I don’t wanna talk to assholes like you so it’s okay

just don’t take away my whiskey or my knife and we won’t have problems

also i’m a higher rank then you i do NOT give a shit if i address you as ‘Buck’ or ‘Travis’ or ‘Billy’ or whatever

[victoryordeath]

Maybe I need to confiscate your knife and your whiskey so you learn to watch you tone with who you talk to, Colonel Bowie.

This is normally the part where I'd tell you to meet me in my office, but I already have a headache arguing with you here, I don't feel like making it worse with you talking up your ass in person.

-William Barret Travis.

Lieutenant Colonel.

[kingofthewildfrontier]

Okay boys break it up, keep it clean, we don’t need anymore fightin’ around here

[kingofthewildfrontier]

I keep having to listen to @victoryordeath and @knivesnfightin bicker and I don’t know wether or not to give them drinks and have em’ make up or to just give up and hope one of them sticks a knife in the other

[victoryordeath]

Nobody is sticking a knife in anyone, David. Unless Colonel Bowie decides to act up, that is.

[knivesnfightin]

Don’t worry Buck, I’ll make sure to get ya right in my mouth to shut you up!!! 😊❤️

[kingofthewildfrontier]

Okay so let’s not.

[kingofthewildfrontier]

I keep having to listen to @victoryordeath and @knivesnfightin bicker and I don’t know wether or not to give them drinks and have em’ make up or to just give up and hope one of them sticks a knife in the other

[kingofthewildfrontier]

Can someone tell me why it’s so warm here in San Antonio in the middle of March??? Because it seems all my game in the woods is being cooked to death before I get the chance to kill anything ☹️