Achilles

20

[keegansdarling]

Listen, we all knew this was coming.

The boys as hockey players featuring Elias and Rorke

Keegan

Defenseman. Quiet, mean, impossible to move off the puck. Takes hits like a brick wall with a pulse. Doesn’t celly much, just gives one dead-eyed nod after absolutely flattening someone into the boards. Secretly tapes his stick with obsessive precision.

Ajax

Power forward. Big, fast, loud, charming. The guy chirping opponents while grinning through his mouthguard. Scores greasy net-front goals and immediately points at Keegan like, “THAT WAS FOR YOU, BABY.” Beloved by fans. Menace in the locker room.

Merrick

Goalie. No debate. Terrifyingly calm. Veteran presence. Stares down shooters like they personally disappointed him. Post-game interviews are three-word answers. Has the ugliest, most sacred superstition routine known to man. Think Sidney Crosby but... worse.

Kick

Agitating winger. Not the biggest, not the strongest, but he’s fast, slippery, and psychologically damaging. Chirps so specific players leave the ice questioning their life choices. Keeps trying illegal stick modifications “for science.” Chews his mouthguard to absolute hell.

Logan

Two-way center. Smart, disciplined, quietly nasty when needed. Excellent vision, beautiful passing, responsible defensively. Looks innocent until he steals the puck and ruins your entire shift.

Hesh

Stay-at-home defenseman. Protective as hell. Always between Logan and trouble. Blocks shots like he has no survival instinct. The guy who grabs someone by the jersey after a late hit and says, very calmly, “Don’t touch my brother.”

Elias

Old-school coach. Gruff, strategic, terrifying clipboard energy. Gives speeches that make grown men sit up straighter. Would absolutely say, “You play for the man beside you,” and somehow make everyone ready to die on the ice.

Rorke

Former franchise captain turned rival coach/player. Was legendary once, now fueled entirely by spite. Knows every weakness because he helped build half the team. Every matchup against him feels personal, ugly, and playoff-level violent.

[kingslayer-dogma]

Kick just sounds like Brad Marchand

[foxesspringing]

An entirely useless post, but 22 (+Roach) 141 and the crisps they'd have in their lunch boxes (Imagine Ghost gets a lunch box):

Price: skips

Ghost: pombears

Gaz: hula hoops

Johnny: Monster munch

Roach: Wotsits

[loveandcomplications]

[kingslayer-dogma]

I think they’re all just mummy rabbit at this point

[laswells-ashtray]

COD Characters and Their Drunk Food:

Price: Get that man a fucking doner kebab, pronto.

Ghost: Chippy. He's scranning a single supper with his bare hands.

Soap: Munchy box. Salt and chilli chicken. Also known to eat his way through semi-stale prawn crackers on occasion.

Gaz: Salt and chilli chips, stolen from the above-mentioned munchy box.

Laswell: Cheeseburger.

Nikolai: Pizza. Pizza of any kind, the man does not care what is on it.

Alejandro: Loaded fries. Gotta have bacon, that's his only rule.

Rudy: Stolen fries. He's never the one to buy them because they taste better when someone else's wallet is lighter for it.

Graves: Chicken. Chicken tenders, chicken nuggets, it does not matter. And they have to be so warm that it hurts his mouth.

[kingslayer-dogma]

Does the food have to be from that one place you’d only visit drunk too?

[ktcznsky]

Do someone else saw that TikTok video where someone commissioned an artist to draw themselves with a Nazi uniform with Nikto...?

I have so many questions and things to say about this, but I'll make it simply. Do the commissioner know about the slavic Holocaust? Nikto is literally Russian. They asked someone to draw themselves with the uniform of an army who perpetrated systematic persecutions and mass murders of millions of Slavic people. Nazis also provoked famines, they send slavic people to concentration camps and had lots of genocidal plans for slavic people, who they considered a "inferior race" for not being "Volksdeutsche" and in which Nikto's family may have suffered.

This is so dumb. I can't do this anymore. The way some people don't want to undertand how deep this is is making me lost faith. Who the hell think is okay, cool or fine to portrait themselves with a uniform like that? I don't have a issue with historical re-enactments, but this obviously not the case.

I'm not going to talk about talk about what's going on with some Eastern European people and Nazi ideology after the fall of the USSR, that is not even relevant here. If you think Nikto fw Nazism for any stupid reason, then fucking block me. That's so mental.

I know Nikto is a fictional character, but the fact that he's fictional doesn't mean you can just ask someone to draw you in a Nazi uniform shipping yourself with a character who if they were in WW2 probably either were persecuted by the people who wore that same uniform or either in the Red Army trying to defeat Nazism and kill you for wearing that uniform.

After this I have another question. Who the hell in their right mind would accept a commission like that? People asked me to draw a lot of wild stuff like that and I've never accepted them because I know how mental that is. If you don't see the problem in them, then what's wrong with you? Some people do really have to study better history because there's no way people are doing shit like these for "ignorance". Ignorance is not an excuse.

[soldier-mayhem]

[morthern]

Nikto and Sputnik (and the rest of the puppies)

[crawlingaxolotl]

pink Nikto hmmmmm

[niktopilled]

literally nikto if he was a fighter jet guys….

[kingslayer-dogma]

Or a Su-35. Hard hitting, manoeuvrable

[all-ghillied-up]

All of them but Mac in the same damn pose

[scrungly-david-hesh-walker]

I love how Hesh is Keegan's superior officer. Like, imagine being a 38-year-old, you're a Sergeant, AND one of the original Ghosts, then this 28-year-old rolls up and he's a Lieutenant and his dad is your Captain, I think I'd lose my shit lol

[kingslayer-dogma]

It actually makes a ton of sense if you watch the Caracas mission, and Keegan was the one taking control and not Hesh. Keegan was ordering both brothers around, and that’s just because Keegan has a lot more experience

[dot41g]

09 random stuff

[lt-banks]

Headcanon only British people will understand or care for but I feel this one deep in my soul:

Price - Sainsburys Ghost - Tesco Gaz - Morrisons Soap - Asda

[kingslayer-dogma]

Honestly, yeah. But no doubt someone goes to Lidl just for the middle isle too. And price and Ghost would no doubt go for the shops own brand because it’s cheaper

[l4xu0riipng]

Parents, sometimes y’all focus on the wrong things when raising your children.

My parents love me, i know they do, but they were sometimes pretty neglectful, leaving me to be raised by the internet, and they only really focused on me when it came to school. They would hyper focus on my academics and grades and nitpick every slip up to the point i bawled my eyes out in 4th grade because i had a C on my report card. I thought they’d be mad at me, and it made me feel useless.

They’d also often get angry with me for asking questions, and they treated struggling like an annoyance or a burden, and then send me away with a packet of homework to fix it instead of trying to offer help or ask why i was struggling.

Even when I wasn’t struggling, it only seemed like I’d be rewarded for getting good grades, and when I started to slip up, suddenly that was torn away.

It created a complex, tying my worth to my success, and it gave me anxiety surrounding school to the point that taking tests makes me nauseous, because what if i don’t do well enough? Now I can’t ask for help without feeling humiliated or like im being a bother.

You’re allowed to and encouraged to worry about your child’s grades and how they’re doing in school, but getting mad at them for struggling instead of stepping in and offering help will only make things worse, as well as only caring about them and giving them special treatment when it comes to their academics will make them feel like they aren’t worth anything other than their achievements.

Engage with your kids beyond what looks good on a transcript, it’ll save both of y’all a lot of heartache in the future, especially your child’s.

[kingslayer-dogma]

Honestly agree fully. Personally, my mum sort of left me to figure out things by myself, learned things about my own body through YouTube. Even if mine weren’t grade focused at all, it’s clear they sort of just gave up and I think personally that lack of 1-1 teaching really messed things up- no strictness or yelling but they absolutely took a step back; being listened to and having questions answered would’ve changed a whole lot more. I do remember crying about grades too, although my parents thankfully understood my school was horrible so failing grades was received less harshly

[gentleman-velvet]

Okay so bad news for everyone on YouTube right now

Starting the 13th, we will have an AI determine if we are children or not and if you are a child, than you are forced to send your ID, send a selfie or a credit card

This has the obvious cons of having your privacy being revoked from you and and in case there is a security breach, major identity thefts.

So what do we do in this scenario?

Well right now I have real idea as this is relativity new to me, but I do have two plans

Plan 1. Bug the shit out of them, send letters and send emails about how much of bad idea this is.

Include why the AI will mess up and target adults who watch cartoons, include privacy issues, censorship issues, anything you can think of that relates to this. I want you guys to bug the hell out of YouTube until they reverse this idea

Plan 2. Blackout.

Since the thing is coming out on the 13th.

The plan will be to completely avoid YouTube at all cost for that day, no watching, no sharing, no uploading, no nothing.

Download videos before things go down, watch Netflix. Whatever you do, don’t touch YouTube.

That’s all I can say right now, I also want you guys to let YouTubers know of this situation cause if it’s important for everyone on the website to talk about this immediately

Spread this stuff around, let people know of YouTube’s upcoming policy and how it’ll hurt everyone

[l4xu0riipng]

We’re having a black out on aug 13th, yes, WE. We’re not putting up with this bullshit.

[v0id-clawz]

'Oh wow, I wonder who gave me all these notes?'

The faithful mutual:

[l4xu0riipng]

@kingslayer-dogma you always rb when im on my bullshit ty 🙏🙏

[kingslayer-dogma]

Honoured 🙏🙏🙏

[gunnrblze]