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I'm King. I hope this stuff I reblog makes you laugh or something

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[emperorozark]

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

People are replicating the feeling of a Bethesda game IRL so well that I’m scared someone’s going to get caught clipped through the floor

[nomehablen2]

ive never played a video game in my life and this is so fucking funny 

[brucie-deactivated05092020-deac]

Petition for there to be a Tony Stark cameo in every marvel film after A4 where he’s just chilling while the world goes to shit

[im-leaving-this-blog-now-bye-de]

signed

[starkravinghazelnuts-deactivate]

RDJ takes over as the new cameo guy in each MCU film. It’ll just be little things like:

Tony with cucumber slices on his eyes, treating himself at the spa; he hears a loud crash outside. He peels the cucumber slice off one eye, looking outside the window. Giant Man has just thrown a tractor trailer across town. He lays back down, “Glad it’s not my problem.”

Peter Parker has had a long adventure and then he gets a ping on his phone. It’s a video of Tony and baby Morgan playing with a Spider-Man action figure. 

A quick flash on the news of interviewers hounding Tony while he’s feeding pigeons at the park. “Would Iron Man like to comment?” Tony just stares blankly at them, “Iron Man? Who’s that?” then rollers skates pop out of his loafers and he zips away.

[marvel-lous-things]

[wadey-wilson]

peter parker’s first day in college, he’s walking up the stairs, and suddenly a shiny-ass audi rolls up in front of the front door, silver fox!tony stark gets out of the car, everybody watches, the students’ jaws are on the floor, and the ever unmoved tony just withdraws his hand with a paper bag in it to peter, “you forgot your lunch, pete”

[becausebirds]

potty mouth bird

[lrukasensei]

[Caption:

[WOMAN (OFF-CAMERA):] He’s gonna come sit by you.

[MAN:] That’s crazy!

[WOMAN (LAUGHING):] Try to pet him.

[MAN:] No, nah, he’s got that big-ass beak on him!

[BIRD:] Fuck you!

[MAN (LAUGHING):] Fuck you?!]

[oldiesporvida-deactivated201903]

One of my favorite videos 😂

[frostedpuffs]

iM???? kkshd;bgdjsmmsnd;sn;

[threshie]

An orc wrote this.

[nameless-inklings]

An orc who knows how to treat a lady

[nukaswift]

Choose your fighter

[tehrogue]

Chris Evans is fucking majestic

[kdramafeed]

[screemcat]

[jeza-red]

not all heroes wear capes

[digitaldiscipline]

Big sit energy

[knowtherealcost]

[livesent]

im crying

[mrswaylandworld-deactivated2018]

this is beautiful

[eisuverse]

Oh my god, this is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen.

[gingerrlocks-blog]

tos rewatch → shore leave 

[needsmorestartrek-blog]

That sassy shit-eating grin gets me every time.

[myotherblogisatardis]

Kirk’s squint in the last gif makes me lol forever.

[deducecanoe-deactivated20161213]

His squint is epic. he knows he’s been gotten good.

[fuckyeah-nerdery]

He got played.

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

I like how Spock takes the time to look down at the chart in the second to last gif like he doesn’t know

[roy-kent]

this cold open is a masterpiece

[rindeservedbetter-deactivated20]

don’t even fucking talk to me unless you’ve watched this.

[lapanona]

Damn people got paid to do VA for this?

[rindeservedbetter-deactivated20]

bold of you to assume they had more than one voice actor for this show.

[ancientalienofficial]

why is the audio quality so good and everything else isnt?

[disneydailly]

[marrymejasonsegel]

I wrote a college paper once about gender dynamics in Disney films, and part dealt with the emphasis of androgyny in this film. Mulan is an outsider and unsure of her position of the world when she is adhering to both a total feminine role (the matchmaking scene) and a total masculine role (disguised as a male soldier) and it’s only when she’s able to embrace both sides that she is able to fully showcase her abilities and ultimately save the day. 

The entire climax, from climbing the poles using sashes, counting on Shan Yu’s complete dismissal of women to get the Emperor to safety, to this scene where she literally uses a symbol of womanhood (within the movie at least) to disarm the villain of his symbol of masculinity and beat him at his own game, shows Mulan relying on the aspects of her femininity that she has grown up adhering to and adapting the tactical knowledge and fighting skills that she learned disguised as a male soldier to those aspects. The result is a unique and innovative view of the world and her course of action that leads her to save the day when the male soldiers failed and the women wouldn’t even have been allowed to try. 

[ingu]

This commentary is so curious to me because it’s such an excellent example of white/western cultural bias in portrayals of other cultures. Because fans by themselves are a gender neutral object in Ancient China, especially the large type that Mulan uses in this particular scene is actually masculine if you must code it historically, and in Chinese hands would be used as a tool to support her masculinity and not the other way around. These paper fans are used in general by (male) scholars and artists who decorate its surface with art and calligraphy. It is a symbol of (masculine) intellectual power and the intellectual elite. And if you look to Asian martial arts films, they are a common and almost exclusive weapon of men.

Yet the movie takes this deeply cultural object and either willingly or ignorantly makes it an object of womanhood or femininity. To the extent of my knowledge, this is mostly reflective of western social history. And draws from the coquettish ways Georgian? Ladies would use the fan to signal their romantic interest and all the history and influence around it. The equivalent object for the Chinese lady would in fact be the handkerchief, or a hairstick if you want something pointy.

And it’s all the more curious because at the end of the day it’s a western depiction of a foreign story made for western consumption. It is not a story made by and for Chinese little girls, but to empower and inspire those in the West. Which provides the context for the above (excellent) analysis. It does not need to fully take Chinese history into context because it was never made for us, despite being explicitly about us.

[denisvileneuve]

Your Mom is hard on you. Yeah, well, she loves me a lot. Lady Bird (Greta Gerwig, 2017)

[robotmoxie-blog]

secondhand embarrassment is pure agony and i wish a lot of comedy didnt rely on it

[vaspider]

I cannot deal with it. I have to literally leave the room.

[ahaze]

It’s a sign of being extremely empathetic.

[pvnkle]

[buttwyattarchive-deactivated201]

[theendofaspark]

this is never going to not be funny 

[epitomeofnerd-blog]

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

[grapes-of-plath-deactivated2017]

Bless you, Chris Pratt

[drowningz]

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long

[edwardspoonhands]

♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫

[seafoam-aliens]

It’s bACK.

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve seen this a thousand times and I just realized he knocks the fucking Mac of of the counter too

[darkestnighthour]

Beyoncé in the studio recording “Partition”

[anxiousblackho]

LMFAOOO I can’t stop watching this

[sparklemichele]

This woman!!! ❤❤

[notjustanotherrobert-deactivate]

She gives me life 😍