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Hey, I'm Biggs! I'm gay af & I have the best girlfriend in this whole world. I'm a huge Larry Shipper.👬🌈 Hopeless Poetic Romantic💟

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Found these today and I love them

Sitcom pitch

SOURCE: http://ladyhistory.tumblr.com/tagged/the-captioned-adventures-of-george-washington

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My historical favorites + Tumblr: Part 3

(Part 1) (Part 2)

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The Adventures of George Washington (Part 2) by LadyHistory [more] Previously: Part One

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Bruh

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Marthaaaa!

George Washington Probably (via audiogearbox)

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I lost my watch at a party. When I went looking for it, I saw some guy stepping on it while harassing a girl. So I walked up to the dude and punched him straight in the nose because no one does that to a girl… Not on my watch!

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Me, me, me.

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tattoos -

[just-shower-thoughts]

My girlfriend allows Tabasco to destroy her butthole, but not me.

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Haha same.

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drarry headcanon: harry goes on to be a professional quidditch player after graduating, and draco's always bragging about his ripped athletic bf

Omg so everyone else likes to brag about their significant other too but Draco won’t hear it. Ron: “Did you hear about Hermione’s case? She’s doing bloody brilliantly!”Draco: “Yea but did she just single handedly win the quidditch world cup undefeated?”Luna: “Hasn’t Neville grown into himself so well? I think his nose in particular is quite charming.”Draco: “yEA OKAY but does he have GREEN EYES and a kickass sCAR and also MESSY BLACK HAIR HMM???”Pansy: “goddamn, look at my girlfriend’s smoking body. Ginny could break even your gay heart, Draco.”Draco: “Haha okay but Harry has QUIDDITCH ABS”Pansy: “….have you LOOKED at Ginny?”Draco: “Well I certainly know ONE BIG THING she doesn’t have.”Pansy: “Ginny’s got a goddess’ tits.”Draco: “shut UP NO ONE IS AS HOT AS HARRY”

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Draco “No ones hotter then Harry Potter” Malfoy is my life thank you

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Man, Larry gives me the feels 💜

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Just merely existing.