Coming into the room with coffee in hand, Archie looks around at the veritable carnage around him and mutters to himself. “I go out an’ get some fuckin’ Starbucks an’ I miss the weirdest shit.”
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Coming into the room with coffee in hand, Archie looks around at the veritable carnage around him and mutters to himself. “I go out an’ get some fuckin’ Starbucks an’ I miss the weirdest shit.”
“Jou zhink I’m tall, jou should meet mein fazher. He’s tree inches taller zhan us.”
“No fuckin’ shit? Not used t’not bein’ the tallest fucker in the room, it’d be a sight t’see someone that tall. Names Archie, mate. What’s yours?”
".....has died." finish it in my ask.
Send me 'I want the K' and I'll generate a number
chivalrousxhybrid:
1: Hot, Steamy kiss
2: Cheek Kiss
3: Nose Kiss
4: Forehead Kiss
5: Firm Kiss
6: Gentle Peck
7: Romantic Kiss
8: Eyelid Kiss
9: Jawline Kiss
10: Neck Kiss
11: Collarbone Kiss
12: Chest Kiss
13: Stomach Kiss
14: Kiss Along the Hips
15: Kiss in the Rain
16: Upside-Down Kiss
17: Goofy Kiss
18: Underwater Kiss
19: Forceful Kiss
20: Any of the Above
21: Then there’s tongue
fav archie mun tbh
What's my reputation? What do you think when you see my URL?
damn right i am motherfucker
What's my reputation? What do you think when you see my URL?
Better fashion sense, clearly more intelligent, cool glasses.
Describe yourself on anon and I will say if I’d date you
“Dunno if I’d date ye but I’m sure there’re other four letter words I could find t’do.”
“ Then maybe take me with you next time? It would sure beat sitting around Hoenn and babysitting some magma freak that might try to dry things out again. In all seriousness, though, it was really boring without you here. “
“Pff, who woulda thunk ye’d ever miss me? ‘Sides someone’s gotta keep an eye on Maxi pad. Don’t want him gettin’ too big foor his britches an’ doin’ somethin’ stupid right? Though I’ll try not t’be gone so long if it happens again, pet.”
“ You should be nicer to me after leaving me alone for basically forever, you colossal pirate butt. “
MAY.
“Not my fault that some a us had better things t’do than sit around an’ entertain a fuckin’ kid all day.”
“ So that means it’s a guaranteed yes, right? “
May, stop.
“Go back t’eatin’ yer fuckin’ whipped cream.”
“ Rude. “
“I knew it was ye, lass. Some things never fuckin’ change.”
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Send ☆ for my muse to give yours a compliment.
“Lookin’ good. Ye’d look even better spread out an’ ready t’be ravaged on m’bed, though.”
i'm cute and kyogre likes me more than you
Describe yourself on anon and I will say if I'd date you
“Fuck off.”
Describe yourself on anon and I will say if I'd date you
Send ☆ for my muse to give yours a compliment.
How to rp with me
Step one: Look for a meme I reblogged.
Step two: Go to my ask.
Step three: Send it to me.
Or you can also do this:
Step one: Open the IM thing.
Step two: Yell HEY YOU ASSHOLE at me (but in a nice manner ofc).
Step three: Plot.
Maxie hiccuped and his cheeks were flushed as he placed down the bottle from his sixth beer of the night. "We are best friends now. Yeah c'mere, let's get drunk again."
He laughed as the other spoke, setting down his now empty glass of whiskey and pulling him into a one armed hug. “Fuck it! Always knew ye’d be m’best mate. Why not right now? We’re gonna get fuckin’ drunk again right now.”