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joe biden, you stupid fuck. listen to me. Crimes are legal for sitting presidents as long as they’re official actions. Listen: Joe. You have one chance

maitohammmas

Summer vacation's end 🔵✨

nitw

i fucking hate being an adult with a slowly increasing number of responsibilities its like one day you wake up and youre like aw fuck when was the last time i descaled the coffee machine

nitw

"theres gonna be a power outage tomorrow welp i better boil some water in advance!" "oh gee looks like its time to vacuum the carpet!" GET REAL?????? YOU SOUND INSANE

nitw

someday youre gonna be out of baking soda when it matters most and its gonna destroy you

rollingtablesiguess

Rolls to Alarm Your Players

Want to spice the game up? Why not try alarming your players for no real reason? Make sure to make a show out of counting the dice before you roll.

sang-the-sun-in-flight

@jenlog

roadr0t

:3

kriptoniandna

Mospeada.

glitchedcosmos

Something for the start of spookys

Likes and reblogs appreciated

bisexualwario

therosecrest

moj-e

they enjoyed the sunset together

hymnism

help me

gasterofficial

falseknees

Improbable Compatibility Store / Patreon

radiofreederry

everyteenager4free1

egberts

this is the glossary of english-language idioms derived from baseball and if you're american, even if you have never interacted with the sport in your entire life, you're gonna be blown away by how many regular everyday phrases we say that actually come from BASEBALL.