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Damien | 🏳️‍⚧️he/him sometimes 28 | resident horror slut and easily scared | seattle :/

[kibumkim]

Content warning for this blog

[roaches-inthecereal]

[uwuinhell]

[rumwik]

Specter with sizzly swords

[warcrimesimulator]

[esmeebeek]

Appreciation post for the aquariums in Super Mario 64. Miffed you couldn’t jump into them

[dogpuppy]

[vallariemallarie]

i just realized i haven’t posted any of my 60k cross stitch on here!!

last picture is at 11.2k stitches!!! it’s a custom pattern i made of one of my favorite scenes in crimson peak

[lovergirl-latte]

And for the lady, perhaps a MFM threesome where the guys are also a little gay for each other?

[what-even-is-thiss]

If you’ve never had a properly rich friend as a person who grew up and/or currently is middle class to poor it’s kind of an insane experience.

One time a friend of mine told me that she only dates men who make over seven figures a year because she wants someone with a “similar life experience” and I still wonder if I should’ve told her that that particular standard might be one of the reasons she keeps finding terrible men

[what-even-is-thiss]

She dated an alcoholic crypto company executive and was like “I can fix him” no girl you really can’t

[what-even-is-thiss]

When we lived in the same city it was always some shit with her where id be like where were you last weekend and she’d be like oh I was in Venezuela a friend of mine knows someone in the ruling party there I think I was on a yacht with some military people like okay getting into situations I didn’t realize were possible I see

[lliveonthesunn]

i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands

[shiftythrifting]

Cat pillow that's all back no face

Vinnie's North Sydney Australia

it's like one of those time out dolls but for cats

[evisxerate]

[depsidase]

[haunted-hideaway]

I’m glad that OP:

1) Figured this out.

2) Shared so others can learn from their mistake.

[artemissoftstepper]

need a bad sleep reset

this is a very delicate operation which involves not falling asleep until the late enough tomorrow that i can get a normal nights sleep

[voxelfoxkae]

[natalieironside]

I don't wanna sound like mean or nuthin but a lot of y'all have been trapped in a vortex of suffering for so long that you've come to identify with the suffering as an aspect of your personality and ideology and thereby to covet suffering and to mistake debasement for enoblement and humiliation for virtue

[proxima-bee]

can you imagine how good shows would be if writers thought of women as human beings

[existennialmemes]

Every Website right now: Give us a scan of your driver's license or be banished. It's for safety.

Every Website for the last 10 years: Oopsies we had another massive data breach! Tee-hee!

[coast-modern]

isn't it kind of crazy that for any moving vehicle you need to wear a seatbelt but then on buses they're just like fuck it stand up whatever