Kinky Hobbit Confessions

~MOST CONFESSIONS ARE NSFW~ Ask/Submit box Currently:Closed Ask/Submit box closes every Wednesday! This is a confession blog for The Hobbit (But accepting anything Tolkien-related). All confessions are anonymous. I'll answer what asks I can privately, if not I'll tag all questions, as to not irritate my followers! PLEASE DO NOT SUBMIT CONFESSIONS ABOUT ACTORS, THANK YOU To prevent clogging up your dash feel free to blacklist the following tags: -nonconfession -ask Began 1/17/13 sidebar gif by theheirsofdurin Instagram

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I can't believe it's been over 5 years since I've posted on this page. I was going through old videos on YouTube and came across the dramatic reading and it led me here. It brought back so many memories. As odd and crazy as this page and its confessions were, it brought a lot of joy and laughter into my life. I've since then finished school and have gotten my RN practicing in critical care. I just wanted to make a quick post to let those of you who are still active on here know that I really miss you. I hope you're achieving everything in your life that you dreamt of and I hope all of you are happy, healthy and thriving. Take care 💜💜💜

-Jas

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I hope everyone is having a happy holiday~

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Confession #2601 is fixed if anyone wants to re-reblog it. Sorry about that x

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#2603 I want Legolas to use his arrows to pierce his Father's nipples and the piercing will have A little green leaf dangling from them.

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#2602 Fili blazes it.

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#2601 There's one elf that was an extra in Mirkwood and his name is Meludir and I imagine that he would be the kind of elf that gets drunk and tells jokes but then get him completely wasted he gets to be extremely sexual.

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#2600 I want to watch Thranduil bathe. Like quietly sneak into his bathing chambers and touch myself in a dark corner.

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#2599 The best part of BOTFA when Thorin pick up the Elven jewels and mocks Thandruil and would be even better if i was there for him to dress my up in nothing but those jewels just to watch me all day and how perfect they are on me and then of course a nice good hard fuck after that, while wearing the jewels.  

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Semester is officially over and vacation is out of the way. Closing ask box to take care of the massive build up of confessions. Thanks for sticking around everyone <3

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I’m really really sorry I haven’t posted. I don’t like to just disappear without at least giving a warning. These past several months have been very difficult for me. I’m a full time Nursing-RN student and it’s been taking up the majority of my time, I haven’t even been able to post on my personal lately. The instructors seemed to have crammed everything major into April so I’m busy working on that while trying not to have another mental breakdown. I’ll probably resume posting at the end of the semester in May depending on how things go. Thanks for sticking with me, and welcome to KHC for the people who followed since I’ve been gone. You guys are awesome ♥

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#2598 If I was a sandwich, I'd be a slice of Bilbo covered in marmelade of myself with a slice of Thorin.

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#2597 I feel like Thranduil could use some gentle, yet passionate loving

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#2596 TBH if a guy fucked me while "Misty Mountains" played, my kinky wish would come true.

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#2595 I like to imagine that Fili laughs or smirks everytime he hears you whimper because he knows exactly what he's doing to you

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#2594 Bard is totally the man that will cuddle with you after sex and tease you by imitating the sounds you made

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#2593 I want to take Tauriel out into a meadow and kiss her endlessly under the stars. She is just so beautiful.

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#2592 Gimli is adorable. I would feel so safe with him. He seems to have a lot of respect, but there's some mischief in him too and it's so attractive. Honestly, I'd be happy just listening to his stories about dwarves and adventure while braiding his hair and beard.