the most beautiful woman in puppetland

this one is 'theskymoves' elsewhere on the interwebs. i used to play dragon age and make mods. now i do other things.

[kinlochhold]

kh made Southwest-ish cold brown rice salad today. It is yummy. (Mr kh chopped the onions because this one is certainly not going to do that when there is a husband to do it.)

[kinlochhold]

a few of the mods on the origins mod list appear to be ones you created but that are no longer accessible (Bann Teagan, elf ghost boy). Do you think (if they *are* yours, that is) that you might put them back up some time?

I'm pretty sure that anything I originally uploaded to Mediafire is on the Dragon Age Nexus. The user name there is theskymoves.

theskymoves's Profile | Nexus Mods

[wonderstruck]

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

[kinlochhold]

Burt Bacharach, master of pop songwriting, dies aged 94

Singer and performer, who had 73 Top 40 hits in the US and 52 in the UK, died at home in Los Angeles of natural causes

[moldwood]

your class based off of what tool you use to open a package

kitchen knife - cleric

cool knife from amazon - warlock

scissors held open to use one blade - wizard

hands - barbarian

key - sorcerer

cool knife from crafts fair - rogue

pen - paladin

swiss army knife (only uses normal blade) - monk

teeth - druid

box cutter - ranger

another person - bard

[kinlochhold]

Patti Smith Remembers Tom Verlaine

“He possessed the child’s gift of transforming a drop of water into a poem that somehow begat music.”

[kinlochhold]

Mac Walters leaves BioWare after 19 years

Dragon Age 4 just lost its veteran production director

With 19 years at BioWare, Mac Walters was also a key figure behind the Mass Effect series.

[nocylipcowa]

Here's Your Certainly Not a Porn Bot Tumblr Description Generator

possible results include: stabbing, cannibalism, frogs, blogging from Mariana Trench and being god 💖

please tag what you got!

[cononeillbreastingboobily]

[inthetags]

reblog and describe your hometown without using a location/name in the tags

[greenedera]

Kurt - GreedFall fan art (low resolution)

HD is going to be available on my PATREON soon

Kurt, (character of the videogame GreedFall ) portrayed as a warrior standing between light and shadow. Is a sword meant to protect or kill? He can be your best friend, or he can be a traitor, devoured by guilt and darkness. (Low resolution) 🖥 Digital painting, handmade with love with Photoshop & wacom cintiq | #NoAI This piece, started in March 2022, was finished in november 2022. I did almost no personal  work this year, even tho I love making paintings for external projects,  as long as I like the context. #captainkurt is from #greedfallthegame by Spiders and @focus_entmt #GreedFall #greedfallgame #kurt #kurtgreedfall

[kinlochhold]

Slower Food Spoil (for KCD)

Name: Slower Food Spoil Version: 1.0 Date: 2022-12-30 File under: Rotten meat begone! Author: theskymoves

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Requirements:

Kingdom Come Deliverance From the Ashes DLC (probably?)

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Description:

Extends the expiration date on all foodstuffs, either by 2X (recommended), 3X, or 5X.

I initially playtested the 3X version, which quickly felt unrealistic and excessive, whereas a simple doubling of the very short vanilla duration affords a bit of a buffer, while still being immersive. (The 5X file was very minimally playtested, but should be sound.)

More info in the ReadMe.

I might post this to the Nexus at some point, but for the moment, I can't be arsed to make any kind of art for such a non-visual mod.

[Mediafire download]

[kinlochhold]

New for 2023: The porn Tumblrs (Pornblrs?) are using the the smile-y face 'chat' popup messaging thing.

[kinlochhold]

JFC.

Not only do I have to block at least one or two porn blogs every damned time I log in, but now Tumblr is actually recommending porn blogs to me, apparently because I still follow a handful of tags.

[inquisitor-julia]

Dragon Age Checklist

I’m mainly making this for myself because even after years of being thoroughly invested in DA there are some things out there that I hadn’t heard of. I figured if I didn’t know about them I’m sure other people wouldn’t either so here’s the whole list with links where appropriate!

If I missed something please let me know! :)

Edit: thank you so much for your input @kinlochhold! I’m also going to list your WIP chronological timeline because that seems like a great resource!

Main Games and DLC

Dragon Age: Origins

A Tale of Orzammar (mediafire)

Warden’s Keep

Stone Prisoner

Return to Ostagar

Awakening

Golems of Amgarrak

Witch Hunt

Leliana’s Song

The Darkspawn Chronicles

Feastday Gifts/Pranks

Promotional Items (wiki with dazip links)

DA2

The Exiled Prince

Mark of the Assassin

Legacy

The Black Emporium

All Class Item Pack 1 & 2

Promotional Items (wiki)

Dragon Age: Inquisition

Jaws of Hakkon

The Descent

Trespasser

The Black Emporium

Spoils of the Qunari

Spoils of the Avvar

Other Games

The Last Court (archived here)

Dragon Age: Journeys (Flash Game)

Dragon Age: Legends (Flash Game for Adobe Air but here is a playthrough i found - if anyone knows how i could possibly play it myself i would be so thankful)

Dragon Age: Legends Remix (Flash Game)

Heroes of Dragon Age (Phone Game)(Being Retired on January 24th 2023)

Videos/Movies/Shows

Hindsight Belt (Youtube)

Warden’s Fall (Youtube)

Dawn of the Seeker (sub/dub kissanime links, adblocker recommended)

Redemption (tubi.tv link)

Dragon Age: Absolution (Netflix Show)

Novels

The Stolen Throne

The Calling

The Masked Empire

Asunder

Last Flight

Comics

Dragon Age IDW Comic

Dragon Age: Origins Penny Arcade Comic

Dragon Age: Origins - The Revelation

Dragon Age: Awakening Penny Arcade Comic

Dragon Age 2 Penny Arcade Comic

The Silent Grove

Those Who Speak

Until We Sleep

Magekiller

Knight Errant

Deception

Blue Wraith

Dark Fortress

The Missing (upcoming, first issue out on January 25th, 2023)

Other Books

The World of Thedas Volume 1

The World of Thedas Volume 2

Hard In Hightown

Dragon Age Coloring Book (free here via bioware)

The Art of Dragon Age Inquisition

Bioware Stories and Secrets (while not strictly DA I feel it worth mentioning)

Game Guides for each main game and Awakening

Tevinter Nights (I don’t feel like I can really classify this one as a novel or a short story so it goes here)

Dragon Age Cookbook (upcoming in Fall 2023)

Short Stories

Alistair

Flemeth

Morrigan (blurb more than short story)

Duncan

Dragon Age 2: Sebastian

Dragon Age 2: Aveline

Dragon Age 2: Varric

Dragon Age 2: Anders

Dragon Age 2: Isabela

Dragon Age 2: Merrill

Dragon Age 2: Fenris

Paying the Ferryman

Paper and Steel

The Riddle of Truth

The Final Conversation

Minrathous Shadows

The Next One

Ruins of Reality

The Wake

Won’t Know When

The Flame Eternal

As We Fly

Tabletop RPG

Core Rulebook

Quickstart pdf

Faces of Thedas

Faces of Thedas: Tallis

Faces of Thedas: Varric (2012)

Creatures of Thedas: Wyvern

Game Master’s Kit Revised

The Dalish Curse

Blood in Ferelden

A Bann Too Many

Other + Resources

Dragon Age Keep

Dragon Age Wiki

Kinlochhold’s Dragon Age Media Timeline (WIP)

Also very worth frequently checking in on @felassan‘s post here about upcoming Dragon Age events!

[inquisitor-julia]

Dragon Age Checklist

I’m mainly making this for myself because even after years of being thoroughly invested in DA there are some things out there that I hadn’t heard of. I figured if I didn’t know about them I’m sure other people wouldn’t either so here’s the whole list with links where appropriate!

If I missed something please let me know! :)

Main Games and DLC

Dragon Age: Origins

A Tale of Orzammar (mediafire)

Warden’s Keep

Stone Prisoner

Return to Ostagar

Awakening

Golems of Amgarrak

Witch Hunt

Leliana’s Song

The Darkspawn Chronicles

Feastday Gifts/Pranks

Promotional Items (wiki with dazip links)

DA2

The Exiled Prince

Mark of the Assassin

Legacy

The Black Emporium

All Class Item Pack 1 & 2

Promotional Items (wiki)

Dragon Age: Inquisition

Jaws of Hakkon

The Descent

Trespasser

The Black Emporium

Spoils of the Qunari

Spoils of the Avvar

Other Games

The Last Court (archived here)

Dragon Age: Journeys (Flash Game)

Dragon Age: Legends (Flash Game for Adobe Air but here is a playthrough i found - if anyone knows how i could possibly play it myself i would be so thankful)

Heroes of Dragon Age (Phone Game)

Videos/Movies/Shows

Hindsight Belt (Youtube)

Warden’s Fall (Youtube)

Dawn of the Seeker (sub/dub kissanime links, adblocker recommended)

Redemption (tubi.tv link)

Dragon Age: Absolution (Netflix Show)

Novels

The Stolen Throne

The Calling

The Masked Empire

Asunder

Last Flight

Comics

Dragon Age IDW Comic

Dragon Age: Origins Penny Arcade Comic

Dragon Age: Origins - The Revelation

Dragon Age: Awakening Penny Arcade Comic

Dragon Age 2 Penny Arcade Comic

The Silent Grove

Those Who Speak

Until We Sleep

Magekiller

Knight Errant

Deception

Blue Wraith

Dark Fortress

The Missing (upcoming, first issue out on January 25th, 2023)

Other Books

The World of Thedas Volume 1

The World of Thedas Volume 2

Hard In Hightown

Dragon Age Coloring Book (free here via bioware)

The Art of Dragon Age Inquisition

Bioware Stories and Secrets (while not strictly DA I feel it worth mentioning)

Game Guides for each main game and Awakening

Tevinter Nights (I don’t feel like I can really classify this one as a novel or a short story so it goes here)

Dragon Age Cookbook (upcoming)

Short Stories

Dragon Age 2: Sebastian

Dragon Age 2: Aveline

Dragon Age 2: Varric

Dragon Age 2: Anders

Dragon Age 2: Isabela

Dragon Age 2: Merrill

Dragon Age 2: Fenris

Paying the Ferryman

Paper and Steel

The Riddle of Truth

The Final Conversation

Minrathous Shadows

The Next One

Ruins of Reality

The Wake

Won’t Know When

The Flame Eternal

As We Fly

Tabletop RPG

Core Rulebook

Faces of Thedas

Game Master’s Kit Revised

Other

Dragon Age Keep

Dragon Age Wiki

[kinlochhold]

Good list, just missing a few minor things. (Off the top of my increasingly forgetful head, there's also the Green Ronin Tallis: Faces of Thedas + Wyvern: Creatures of Thedas modules, and the little DAO character short stories from the old official Origins site. There's also material in the individual tabletop sets that isn't included in the 'Core Rulebook' omnibus. Oh, and there's also the 'remix'version of DA: Legends.)

Links to the missing stuff on my WIP Dragon Age media timeline (which I will update someday, maybe).

[kinlochhold]

Just used up all of Henry's luck, forever.

[thelasttheirin]

DA fans, I wanted to recommend Kingdom Come: Deliverance, which was released in 2018 (?) but new to me. I’ve tried a lot of games to try to scratch my Dragon Age/Game of Thrones itch (Witcher, Skyrim, Dragon’s Dogma) but decided Bioware has just ruined me. This one, though, has good writing and voice acting, a branching story, challenging combat, and a (so far) likeable hero. No dragons or magic, but those are tolerable tradeoffs for me.

(Heads up, have read that console versions might have more bugs.)

[kinlochhold]

OMG! Are we the same person? ARE WE?

I'm playing this now, too. I did have to install a bunch of mods to lower the difficulty and cheat my way past a Certain Point in the prologue, but that's more a complaint about my own gaming acumen and not about the game, which is very good.