𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖉𝖊.

𝙴𝚁𝙸𝙲 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝙾𝙺𝚂 : 𝐁𝐘 𝐉𝐀𝐃𝐙𝐈𝐀.

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@skeptling​    /     ❛ First of all: he wasn’t gutted. I made it up. His throat was slashed. ❜

first,     a chuckle.     then his expression falls into seriousness,     lips turn into a stern frown.     ❛     you’re playing games,     boy.     do i look like i’m in     ANY     mood to be playing any fu                .     .    .     ANY GAMES?     ❜     reminds himself that this is a child.     an ignorant child unaware of the real dangers of the world.     hostility was saved for the opposition       the enemy.     not for teenagers,     no matter HOW annoying blade found them to be.     especially at times like this.     ❛     i don’t have time for you to be giving me the old run around.   ❜     index finger lifts,     slowly it lowers his shades to reveal golden eyes. 

❛    NOW,     tell me what really happened.   ❜  

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blogroll of hypothetical muses i’d eventually like to write / make blogs for,

rules:          name 3-10 muses you’ve considered or would like to write in the future  !

jonathan crane / scarecrow,          dc.

rue bennett,        euphoria.

will graham,          red dragon ( strictly book based ).

ginger fitzgerald,          ginger snaps.

tagged by:        @jennifercheck ilu

tagging:        no one .

[roguetraders]

photographed by mario testino styling carine roitfeld december 2000

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girlslays​:

𝐇𝐄      𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐓      𝐁𝐄      𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘      𝐄𝐍𝐉𝐎𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆      𝐇𝐈𝐌𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐅        ,        she        certainly        isn’t.                  she        pushes        ,        and        pushes        ,        YET      SOMETHING’S      ON      HER      MIND:              it        can        either        be        boys        or        the        lack        of        boys              …            whatever        it        is        ,          she        has        no        desire        to        reveal        it        to        him        ,         of      all      people  !                figure        is        picked        up        from        concrete        ,        blonde        strands        framing        dewy        dermis                          𝚆𝙷𝙾    𝙺𝙽𝙴𝚆    𝚂𝚆𝙴𝙰𝚃    𝙲𝙾𝚄𝙻𝙳    𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙴  ?

❛               do        you        always        have        to        talk        like        you’re        fifty    ?                oh        wait                              you        probably        are.            ❜                    she        doesn’t        mean        it        ,              [      or  maybe  she  does.      ]              nevertheless        ,          she        brushes        off        her        kicks        &        glares        back        up        at        him        ,          fists        clenched.                  ❛               besides        ,          i        could        always        use        my        superhuman        good        looks        to        get        out        of        this        sitch        ,            which        let’s        be        honest        ,          you        could        never        do.            ❜

laughter is quickly stifled as he watches her rise,     she was impressive                but needed more work,     more improvement.     though,     he understood she was not as he was,     no dhampir.     but TAKING IT EASY ON HER WAS NO OPTION.     the enemy cannot feed on wolves such as himself,     yet feasting on sheep could be done if she were not prepared properly.

❛   FIFTY?                       don’t flatter me.     ❜     he turns from her,     rests himself on a chair and pulls a flask out from his jacket pocket.     (     WHENEVER TRAINING BUFFY,     HE NEEDED A DRINK.     )     takes a swig from whatever whisky her poured in that morning. at her last statement,     he shakes his head and stifles yet more laughter.     ❛     and you think you’ll be beautiful forever?                          what will you do if someone cuts up your face?     ❜ 

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@groovies​​    /     ❛ Have you ever felt a knife cut through human flesh and scrape the bone beneath? ❜

❛    ASHLEY     .     .     .     PLEASE.     ❜     cue a roll of golden eyne concealed behind onyx shades.     he is the kinslayer,     the daywaker     —    —     to gain titles such as those you must get your hands dirty.     and blades were rightfully filthy.     and yet,     WHAT HASN’T BLADE FELT?     WHAT HASN’T HE ENDURED?     and most importantly     :     WHAT HASN’T HE DONE IN ORDER TO SURVIVE?     each night,     he fought fang and claw to survive while eradicating the enemy.     and their eradication came in many forms,     and many methods.     none of which he felt like jaw flapping about currently.

❛   are you volunteering?     no?     then do me a favor and shut the fuck up.     ❜

[vaememes]

*     SCREAM     FILM     FRANCHISE     PROMPTS   .

SCREAM   :

❛ Would you settle for a PG-13 relationship? ❜

❛ I’m sorry if my traumatized life is an inconvenience to your perfect existence. ❜

❛ You sick fucks. You’ve seen one too many movies! ❜

❛ Are you alone in the house? ❜

❛ We’re gonna play a little game. ❜

❛ My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me! ❜

❛ When do we see breasts? I wanna see Jamie Lee’s breasts. ❜

❛ You cut me too deep. I think I’m dying here, man. ❜

❛ You take a knife and you slit ‘em from groin to sternum. ❜

❛ I will totally protect you. Yo, I am so buff, I got you covered, girl. ❜

❛ We ask you questions and if you get one wrong, boo-gah, you die. ❜

❛ What do I have to do to prove to you that I’m not a killer? ❜

❛ We already played that game, remember? ❜

❛ I mean did Norman Bates have a motive?  Don’t think so! ❜

❛ See, it’s a lot scarier when there’s no motive. ❜

❛ Oh, you wanna play psycho killer? ❜

❛ Oh, please don’t kill me, Mr. Ghostface.  I wanna be in the sequel! ❜

❛ Well, you’re not going to be alone any more, right? ❜

❛ There’s always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend. ❜

❛ I never thought I’d be so happy to be a virgin. ❜

❛ What’s your favorite scary movie?  What comes to mind? ❜

❛ You hang up on me again and I’ll gut you like a fish, you understand? ❜

❛ Tell me something.  Did you really put her liver in the mailbox?  ❜

❛ This is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes back to life, for one last scare. ❜

SCREAM   2   :    

❛ I’m not interrupting anything, am I?  ❜

❛ Have you ever felt a knife cut through human flesh and scrape the bone beneath? ❜

❛ You should really deal with your trust issues. ❜

❛ This is just the kind of guy you’d love to bring home to mom… if… you had… a mom. ❜

❛ I was just reading in your book about your last cameraman, the guy got gutted. ❜

❛ First of all: he wasn’t gutted. I made it up. His throat was slashed. ❜

❛ You know, you must be getting quite a lot of flak on that, right? ❜

❛ Your flattering remarks are both desperate and obvious. ❜

❛ Well, I was hoping I might get just a few words with you. ❜

❛ Tell us everything that’s happened, looking back on the last two years? ❜

❛ Whoa, Hey, hey, hey hey, Deep breaths, Lot of deep breaths. ❜

❛ Why do you always answer a question with a question? ❜

❛ Yeah, and I’m impatient. Look, do you want to leave a message for someone? ❜

❛ So, why don’t you show your face, you fucking coward? ❜

❛ The killer is trying to finish what was started. ❜

❛ If the killer is following a pattern, maybe we can figure out who’s next. ❜

❛ So what do you wanna do, bonehead? Sit here, wait and see who drops next? ❜

❛ Don’t you know history repeats itself? Hm? ❜

❛ I thought I was gonna be up there until opening night. ❜

❛ So, uh… what’s your favorite scary movie? ❜

❛ Is that the best you can do?  ❜

❛ “Drink with your brain.” That’s our motto.  ❜

❛ That shit only calls you when he’s drunk. Don’t go over there. ❜

❛ No matter how hard you try, you’ll never be the hero and you’ll never, ever get the girl. ❜

SCREAM   3   :

❛ Not only did they-did they kill the film, but they killed my cast.. ❜

❛ Variety called me a “pariah”. I don’t even know what a “pariah” is. ❜

❛ Oh, it’s hard being friends with you, [Name].  ❜

❛ When you’re friends with [Name], you die. ❜

❛ It’s time you came to terms with me and with mother! ❜

❛ I had no idea they were going to make a film of their own.  ❜

❛ Fucking kill me! You can’t fucking kill me! ❜

❛ So, why don’t you tell me, who you are? ❜

❛ Answer right, your girlfriend lives. ❜

❛ I’m sorry I’m running late. I’m still on the 405. I’m about 10 minutes away. ❜

❛ Uh, look, since I got you on the phone, let’s talk about your character, okay? ❜

❛ See? I don’t understand why I have to start the scene in the shower. ❜

❛ When it’s a threat, you’ll know it. ❜

❛ The killer is in the house and he’s upstairs! ❜

❛ The question isn’t who I am. The question is: Who’s with me? ❜

❛ Now, do you have somewhere we can be… alone? ❜

❛ If you do one thing to attract attention to yourself, one thing, I’ll kill them both. ❜

❛ I don’t want them. I want you. It’s simple. You show yourself, they survive. ❜

❛ I’ll call you when you’re on your way. ❜

❛ How do I know they’re not dead already? ❜

❛ What’s the matter? What are you staring at? ❜

❛ You’re gonna pay for the life you stole from me, [Name]. ❜

❛ You did it all. You did it! You call them all, even your closest… friends. ❜

❛ How do you know you’re not hearing things? How do you know I’m not someone in your head? ❜

SCREAM   4   :

❛ You forgot the first rule of remakes: “Don’t fuck with the original”. ❜

❛ Oh, my God, I love it. I’ve seen it five times and still gets me every time. ❜

❛ Am I, or did whoever make it just underthink it? ❜

❛ Don’t we hear enough of this story every year? ❜

❛ I’m not trying to scare you.. ❜

❛ This is the last person you’re ever gonna see alive.  ❜

❛ You’re in my movie, you got a fun part, so don’t blow it. ❜

❛ People live and people die, and you’d better start running! ❜

❛ And I like him - To tease, to torment, to make him squirm! ❜

❛ Sorry about that. Just… making around before taking off. ❜

❛ It’s okay. I mean, you had… a lot of stuff… going on back then. ❜

❛ I think I have just enough time to slice someone open! ❜

❛ You do know there are cops all over the house? ❜

❛ You think this is all about you? You think you’re still the star? ❜

❛ You’ve done very well by all this bloodshed, haven’t you? ❜

❛ Well, how about the town you left behind? ❜

❛ I’m gonna slit your eyelids in half so you don’t blink when I stab you in the face. ❜

❛ But if you wanna be in the hospital, I’d be happy to put you there - in the morgue! ❜

❛ It’s kind of the one component the killer is missing. ❜

❛ You film your entire high school experience, and, what, post it on the ‘net? ❜

❛ Well, if you wanna be the new, new version, the killer should be filming the murders. ❜

❛ Working on less of a Shrequel and more of a Screamake. ❜

❛ Ah, friends count, but it’s the family ties that cut deep. Am I right? ❜

❛ The ones you care about most. And what’s closer than family? The bond of blood. ❜

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❛    SWEAT DRIESSSS.     ❜     it’s spoken with a sing song mocking sort of tone,     and the end is dragged on like a hissing.     chunky boots step to the side,     circling the blonde.     he speaks further     :     ❛   BLOOD CLOTS     .     .     .     BONES HEAL.     ❜     with a sudden turn of his heels,     he stops before her.    golden eyes pierce into her own but there lies no threat hidden behind them.     he knows it is cruel,     to enjoy watching his   𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐆𝐄     suffer under his tutelage.     but blade knows best that only through pain,     is there room for improvement.     slaying vampires isn’t a part time job,     it is best he instills his principles into her early on.

❛   SUCK IT UP,     PRINCESS.     ❜   / @girlslays​

[gayinhell]

“This horror will grow mild, this darkness light.”

— John Milton, Paradise Lost (via bluebeardsbride)

[night-dawn-day]

“Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill.”