Kinzoku

My name is Kinzoku. I'm a kid I like sharks and dinosaur. I was nominated to join this website by my sister Rayne. I am a robot and I am the COOLEST robot

[bunjywunjy]

*muffled whinnying*

[bunjywunjy]

*Majestic Hoofbeats, background soundtrack by Hans Zimmer*

[kinzoku10]

@rayne-unicorn-girl it's our favorite animals combined!

[trailcams]

“Trail cam photos taken at wolf dens offer a peek into the family lives of wolves in Denali. The cameras are put in place before the denning season begins and removed after it ends to avoid disturbing the wolves. The goal is to learn about wolves - cute puppy pics are a bonus!“ source

[bimboid]

[sixpenceee]

Using a decoy seal to capture shark attack | source

[kinzoku10]

Chisana stop making me the horse when we're playing horse challenge.

[rayne-unicorn-girl]

kinzoku I'm sorry but if it's MY DREAM and NOT YOURS to take care of a horse, then its absolutely necessary that I be the horse owner and you be the horse because it's my dream to care for a horse, not to be a horse. got that? this isn't just a game kinzoku, this is preparing me for the day i finally get a real life horse, and maybe the real horse wont be as much of an asshole as you are

[kinzoku10]

Bet! Because I'm sure horses can be way meaner than I am, and guess what? You like mayonnaise so your opinion is invalid! MAYONNAISE LOVER!

[shiftythrifting]

Land…shark?

[rayne-unicorn-girl]

callout post for minikui

• makes too many noises

• hogs all of the kfc

• too cuddly

• cringe

feel free to add on @kinzoku2010 minikui is on thin ice

[kinzoku10]

Talks about technology alot even though he's a robot which is like if a not-robot talked about flesh and stuff

Fake boy

Scaredy-cat

Furry

His eyes are TOO BIG. THEY ARE AS BIG AS HIS HANDS. WHAT THE F*CK

[kinzoku10]

Minikui as an ANIMAL! He'd obviously be a cat! (Heard him meowing earlier, what a weirdo! 😬)

[kinzoku10]

I drew Chisana as a cat and she's fistbumping me as a shark! 🦈🤜🤛😼

[rayne-unicorn-girl]

????!! this is SO WRONG kinzoku

i would totally be a horse!

[kairo-but-not-the-city-in-egypt]

KINZOKU CAN YOU MAKE A FULL REF SHEET FOR YOUR FURSONA I WANNA DRAW HIM HE'S SOOOO CUTE! LITTLE SHARKY BOI 💚💛💚💛💚💛 UWU

[kinzoku10]

I'm uncomfortable also I'm not a furry also what does UWU mean

[kinzoku10]

I drew Chisana as a cat and she's fistbumping me as a shark! 🦈🤜🤛😼

[kinzoku10]

🦈🦈KINZOKU SHARK🦈🦈 #furry art #shark #antro shark

[banken-guardbot]

Kairo said Banken defective...

[kairo-but-not-the-city-in-egypt]

KAIRO SAID THE TRUTH BANKEN, THAT'S WHY YOU'RE IN A TECH LANDFILL, YOU'RE JUST A USELESS PIECE OF SCRAP METAL AND NOBODY LOVES YOU AND YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO BE USEFUL TO ANYBODY BECAUSE YOU'RE BROKEN! SO GO AHEAD AND CRY, JUST STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME AND MY KIDS YOU GIANT DANGEROUS DUMBASS

[rayne-unicorn-girl]

kairo. oh my god. you are literally bullying banken, leave him the F*CK ALONE! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! HES A LITTLE DIFFERENT BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN HES A MONSTER! Dont you realize what your saying here? dont we all literally live in that landfill? you are excluding banken in the same way most will exclude defective robots. arent you a defective robot too, kairo? you probably are since if i ran an orphanage i sure as hell wouldnt want somebody like YOU caring for kids in it!

[minikui-meow]

Kairo you seem weirdly obsessed with protecting us, like I get that it's your programmed job but Chisana is right, you're treating Banken like he's a monster just because of his size and the way he acts, you do know he's Autistic, right? Probably more affected by it than me and you, but still so! You come off as creepy sometimes the way you act about us, like we're incapable of protecting ourselves if Banken did happen to hurt us (Which he won't!) and like we're vulnerable little babies in comparison to you, I can tell you're insecure about your own strength and such, but I still don't quite understand. You're being a penis!

[kairo-but-not-the-city-in-egypt]

...LISTEN, KIDDO! I WAS PROGRAMMED TO LITERALLY RISK MY LIFE FOR THE KIDS I CARE FOR. THAT MEANS YOU; AND IF YOU WERE IN MY SHOES I'M SURE YOU'D SEE BANKEN AS A THREAT TOO! IMAGINE BEING A ROBOT BUILT TO CARE FOR ORPHANED KIDS, YOU GET ABANDONED, TOSSED IN A TECH LANDFILL, FIND NEW KIDS TO CARE FOR, AND THEN SOME BIG SCARY FUCKER COMES AND NEARLY KILLS THEM! WHAM, YOUR AI NOW PROCESSES BIG SCARY FUCKERS AS BAD! BANKEN IS A THREAT TO ME AND THAT'S JUST HOW MY BASE PROGRAMMING IS, 'KUI! MAYBE MY AI ISN'T AS DEVELOPED AS YOURS BUT I KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU BETTER THAN ANYBODY!

[kinzoku10]

Come on, guys! Let's stop having a baby fight and look at some funny pictures together!

[magnificogreatwhites]

The 18ft Queen of Guadalupe

[bunjywunjy]

Hey got any fun facts about goblin sharks? I think they are honestly my second favorite animal, they are so cool!

we’re probably all familiar with the goblin shark’s nightmare jaws at this point, their distinctive pouty face can be seen on pretty much every pop culture image of a goblin shark that exists! 

the thing is, goblin sharks don’t actually look like that!

see, for a long long time, all we had to go off of for how a goblin shark actually looks were the dead ones we occasionally fished up:

which sure, is how the shark became famous and their jaws became popularized! but the thing about dead specimens is that they can only tell us so much about how an animal actually looked when it was alive, and in this case there was a pretty big omission that we didn’t notice until we started encountering live goblin sharks in the wild:

they really don’t run around with their jaws out! in fact you won’t see the jaws at all unless the shark you’re watching happens to find something interesting to chew on while you’re standing right there.

*homg homn homng homn*

live goblin sharks use special muscles to hold their jaw in place to keep their face all streamlined, but in a dead shark those muscles relax and the jaw pops out like a really gross jack-in-the-box.

tldr: live goblin sharks are beautiful and they deserve at LEAST as many toys and plushes as the dead-shark variety!

[marinebioblr]

Reach for the sky! Thresher sharks have been reported for their flying leaps out of the water, but that behavior is rarely captured. It's also a treat to see the shark's iridescence so clearly beneath the sunlight. I hope that remora enjoyed its unscheduled flight! Found via @ah360views on Instagram.

[kinzoku10]

Gorgeous colors!

[sosuperawesome]

Doug Batista on Instagram

[bunjywunjy]

Cursed fact about salmon sharks please 🥺

salmon sharks are small adorable relatives of the great white!

they do occasionally beach themselves, at which point they almost always get mistaken as “baby great whites” so if you see a clickbaity news article that goes LOCAL COUPLE RESCUES BABY GREAT WHITE FROM SANDBAR, chances are it was actually a salmon shark!

they can’t help it, they’re just babey.