[mijacoge0]

im always quoting this tweet and am shocked and appalled that it has under 5k likes

[that-house]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

shut your mouth boy *beheads you with a talwar*

[storm-of-feathers]

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

[aceynk]

donald tlump or taylor swift just died of applesauce poisoning

[rnismatch]

*sees your post, takes cigar out of mouth and rubs forehead* dont make me unfollow you, kid

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

Me: am I gonna recover from tuberculosis 😢😢

My Etsy tarot deck: 𝓼𝓲𝔁 𝓸𝓯 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓪𝔀𝓫𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼

[meanbuddhist]

my body knows something that i don’t and i can’t get her to talk to me

[blemgoid]

at the bus stop showing a stranger the picture of the devil that I keep in my wallet

[senatortedcruz]

“Did the journal factory explode?” Yes because I bombed it. #PutYoBusinessOnTheInternet

[miyoriia]

play toys ?

[miyoriia]

come play toys

[miyoriia]

the prince of darkness commands you

[cannibalchicken]

[dark-hell-princess-tamamolandia]

"I am the Sword of God" is like easily top 10 things to declare immediately before doing something really stupid that will probably injure you

[ryebreadgf]

[fairy25]

I just blocked someone for saying girls and men in the same sentence. Strict as fuck over here idgaf

[louisegluckpdf]

music used to be about real things. like living in a yellow submarine with all of your friends

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

(as i scroll through tumblr looking at all the posts) hmm… beneath me, beneath me, juvenile… petty and childish… beneath me… this one is good. beneath me, juvenile, beneath me