omg I literally just scribbled this in the last 30 min because I COMPLETELY forgot to draw in all of Sasha and Clar’s severed fingers in my last sketch dump (Clar’s middle right and both their left ring fingers) LMAO
Remember that oc questionnaire thing I did for a couple of my other OCs? I decided to fill it out for Sasha ^^ I’m having a lot of fun developing his chara…might do this for other ocs if anyone is interested?
Thank you in advance to anyone who takes the time to read/thank u to people who have ever shown an interest in my ocs. It’s very fun and helpful for me in the development process!
i made a dumb oc w my friend yuj he’s an ex(?)mafioso named Sasha and he loves to pick on his ex(?)partner Clarence
I’LL DRAW LOTS MORE OF THEM AFTER XMAS IS OVER and im all done with commissions and sacanime stuff!!!
this is my oc clarence that i made with melly!!! hes so dumb .
Name; Age; Occupation:
Clarence; 37; Ex-mafioso? trying to do night school (and failing because of mafia) while part timing as something that doesn’t need a degree. Not food/bar related though. He’s currently pursuing his childhood dream of being a pilot not that he rly wants to be a commercial pilot.
What’s their build like?
average, toned/slightly on the muscular side, not lean
What’s their astrological sign wink wonk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)?
i’m really bad with birthdays. I’ll just pick a random sign,,, , , , u h , aries.
Do they usually eat breakfast?
He likes breakfast the best it's usually the only time of the day he can really eat without worrying about burning it off. And usually the morning is when he make most of the time for himself. By dinner he's usually p beat so he eats whatever he can find and passes out.
On that note, which is their favorite meal of the day?
Breakfast. He likes making the typical greasy hash brown, eggs and sausage but he sometimes gets bored and make like a proper egg dish in the oven.
How often do they do their laundry, or do they even do their own laundry!?
He does it when he runs out of socks.
What kind of drunk are they/or what kind do you think they would be?
He’s more or less the same. He kind of looks the same, maybe a bit less tight wound and more likely to go with flow but otherwise his face looks about the same. When he’s plastered he just passes out. Usually he doesn't get to that point but when he does he just sleeps it off.
How long could they go without showering before they HAVE to shower?
Once every other day or every day, whenever he feels gross.
What’s their choice comfort food when they’re sad or upset?
baked mac and cheese. Some sort of brothy soup or a hearty stew. He likes calo verde, a portuguese soup with onion potato and kale with garlic and olive oil. He puts some sausage to compensate how light it is.
Is there any habit they only perform when absolutely alone?
Masturba--- jk uh probably reading a novel that he’s into. Whenever he's surrounded by people and tries to read he can at most skim because he like being aware of his surroundings. He’s capable doing other more relaxing hobbies with people around but he prolly will never be as relaxed compared to when he’s alone.
He also enjoys hiking alone but Sasha keeps trying to tag along even tho Clarence doesn't think sasha enjoys it???
What’s their shoe size?
AVERAGE MEN SHOES?? IDK
Describe their underwear?
Boxers. He likes sticking his hand on the sides when he’s home alone like a gross old man.
Do they collect anything?
licenses probably? It’s something practical and he has the money to spend so why not. He just does everything under a pseudonyms except for his piloting license.
But for more material reasons, maybe different types of alcohol, less to do with drinking purposes but for aesthetics of the bottles and power symbols ig.
What’s their morning routine?
It does depend on the prev day but normally, he wakes up pretty early around 5am, prepare himself some breakfast, and possibly dinner if he has time. Nothing too intricate, probably make a sauce to eat with pasta later that night sort of laziness. He runs any small errands that he knows he’s not going to get through the day, like picking up dry cleaner or picking up some danish to treat himself for lunch or something. He jogs around his block if he is in the mood, but not usually.
After that he gets some homework from night school or some reading done, goes back to sleep for a bit before properly taking off for work.
How are their diet/exercise habits?
He doesn’t really care about what he eats that much as long as it taste good and isn’t too greasy or too salty. He just works it out if he feels like he ate too much.
He enjoys sweets here and there but not a major sweet tooth. He enjoys food more on the savory side.
What’s something they like to daydream about?
Sometimes he thinks about how much of a different person he would have been if he didn’t join the mafia, but these thoughts are pretty fleeting.
He does daydream about getting laid fairly often but not particularly with anyone. It just pops up when he sees someone attractive.
Mostly though he daydreams about being properly retired at a beach side area or something and drinking a virgin pina colada. But let's be real, he probably will never be happy with a typical retirement because he likes keeping himself busy.
First kiss?
uh with a girl it was prolly for a dare or something. With a guy it was kind of a drunk make out after a party when he was a young teen. They never talked about it again.
Something silly they did/said/believed as a child?
He thought if he collected 100 pennies in 1 week he would get a wish and looked around for pennies all the time. No wish was granted but his dollar penny jar would be emptied out by one of his parents while he was asleep.
How’s their relationship with their mother?
She was okay. They got along and it was a typical family bond. But she didn’t approve of what he did and he didn’t really care. His relationship with his family is more or less severed but it’s been slowly mending since he’s been trying to get away from the mafia. She lives far away so he doesn’t really see her and he phones her or send a small gift for holidays that’s about it.
Are they a light/heavy sleeper? What position do they sleep in?
He’s a medium sleeper i guess when he's away from home/doesn’t feel safe, he had to be conditioned to be on his toes since he was a smol teen. He trained himself to wake up in the exact amount of time he set out for, he does need alarms though.
But really though, he’s a heavy sleeper, he basically accumulate all the amount of sleep he misses and sleeps it off on his off days. He sleeps on his side or face down mostly. It’s not great for his back.
What do they like to do on weekends?
it depends but prolly something to unwind. Maybe catch up on his ged class/night school (he never finished hs) because he thought that is required for pilot classes but by the time he realized it didn’t matter he was already half way through and at that point he might as well finish it.
How do they type/text?
He uses proper grammar, despite the 144 character limit and capitalizes properly.
Are they tech-savvy at all?
He learns what he needs to do but otherwise he doesn’t care. It’s useful I guess. Sasha installed snapchat on his phone and he doesn’t know how to uninstall it.
Any allergies?
Nah.
What’s their middle name?
Probably something from his grandfather on his mom’s side.
What color nips do they have?
IDK BROWN wHAT ARE NIPPLE COLOrs SKIN COLOR I DOnt KNO W.
Do they ever pick their nose?
who doesn't?? But not to gintoki level. He picks his nose in his car and in the bathroom like everyone else in public.
Do they shave their legs? How often?
typical guy legs . and no why would he ?!?1?!
What do they look like when they first wake up in the morning?
his hair is more flat and everywhere before he combs it. but otherwise he looks about normal.
Describe their sleepwear?
boxer and tshirt. if it’s cold then a pj pants.
What time do they set their alarm for in the morning/how much time do they need to get ready in the morning?
He sets up his alarm around 4:45 then once more at 5. It doesn’t take him much to get ready but he likes doing other things before going to do his business.
He usually just needs to take a quick shower and does shaving brushing his teeth etc all in there and then dry his hair. That’s about it.
Describe an embarrassing memory?
uh. I’m sure something happened when he was in the mafia and he was a babbu but let's not talk about this. Jk only ppl who rly remember is like boss (before boss was boss and just one of the higher up who led Clarence’s team) couple other higher ups because other people probably left or died.
Stranded on a desert island, they could bring one food, one person, and one object; what do they bring?
If people ask him this i think the first few times he used to get rly stuck and tried to be realistic but then later on hes like what's the point if my only option was getting stranded on an island then I would kill myself before I go there. Then people would be like no it's just a hypothetical question god just answer you idiot.
So he changed his answer to something more whimsical and stupid because he thinks this question is stupid. Whatever food he is looking at when asked this question, no person, and a good knife.
Are they any good at swimming?
He’s okay. He can't do fancy shit but he get by. He definitely isn't super fast or anything.
How about driving?
Actually a pretty good driver. If he was more materialistic he would probably get like a really fancy and nice car but he doesn’t really care. He appreciates good cars and knows specs like a dumb guy but he knows that his cars probably gonna get trashed by a job or some asshole on the highway and what’s the point of a car that he wouldn’t drive except at a driving range ?? LMAO maybe he bought himself a really nice car when he was younger but it got blown up and he gave up after that.
He can probably drift with the proper car, but he doesn’t like to show off.
I think after that car incident he drove mostly motorcycles but he has too much shit to carry because of sniping that he sold his nice bike for some safe car like camry.
I do imagine that he might show off a bit more around sasha because like oh man look at what i can do.
Do they prefer sciences or arts?
Science. Not that he cares a lot at all but he would probably choose science between the two.
Do they wear nail polish/what color?
what no
Describe a past lover?
The major two are probably one when he was young and hopelessly in love and under 20 and almost got married, but they called it off because it was crazy to get hitched and he's always gone and she gave him the ultimatum of choosing her or the gang and he chose the gang lmao. She called it off and talked shit about him forever. She’s prolly happily married with someone else, and honestly he’s like thank god that didn't happen that would have been a mistake.
The other one is probably more recent like maybe 5-7 years ago and she was more calmer than the first one. I think he probably started thinking he wanted to leave the mafia because of her (oops sorry if this is like copying u lmao) but he never did. He has been teetering on leaving anyways because once he grasped the politics behind everything and how he will probably never go beyond where he is presently in the hierarchy, he wanted a new start but was too scared to. What would he do really?? Pursue his childhood dream of being a pilot??? Well it was astronaut but lbr that’s never gonna happen.
I think he was really in love with her too. I imagine her being more quieter and more understanding. But him constantly near dying all the time and being away just kind of ate at her which in return made him feel awful and he wasn’t ready to let go of what he did at the time. He kept getting more stressed and ended up taking out on her. They fought a lot and he hit her and he took a moment being like no. And ended it. Neither party really wanted it to end but by the end it just wasn’t the same and it wasn’t working. He thought they could be happy together tho.
By the time he was ready to retire, she moved on and he did too. He like to think that they can be friends but they haven’t spoken since they exchanged each other's stuff.
Guy wise I think there was one mafia guy that they dated and slept around and maybe even traveled together but it never really got past that. They knew they didn't see a future and ended amicably. Maybe fall back to making out when vulnerable and if both party is willing out of nostalgia tho lmao. IDK IDK I think this would have happened before the 2nd engagement. And any other guys he might have slept with, if they dated it was v brief. I just can't see him going on dates in general unless he was more serious about them.
I do imagine him having an on again and off again relationship with a stewardess. A pretty young thing that is in the city for like 2 days or something and they spend the days together but then she's like ok bye im going back to my husband! And he's like see ya. Even tho it’s on again and off again thing, I’d like to think she’s the longest relationship he was in.
I think relationship wise I honestly don’t see him that much in a committed relationship, like yes he’s been there and he probably can do it but he isn’t really willing most of the time. Despite being relatively blunt and open about things, he doesn't think too much about relationships to begin with. If it happens, it happens. If he likes someone, depending on the circumstances he’ll most likely go after them but at the end I’d like to think he's a bit selfish. He cares for others around him but no one is as important to him as himself. As long as it isn’t fatal he’ll do his best to protect/help them but when the time comes he will save himself every time. Well. We’ll see.
What kind of grades did/do/would they get in school?
He only did up to middle school and he was okay. Just a slight above average. His mom would make a fuss over him if he did B or higher and cook him something he really liked, he liked that about his mom.
Who is someone they would die for, if anything?
LMAO as of right now probably no one. Idk where he stands with sasha at this point.
He probably would say his mom or whatever but really when it came down to it, he doesn’t feel that close to anyone enough to give up his life for them. It’s a nice sentiment to die for someone but Clarence is too selfish for that.
How fast do they talk?
Regular. When he’s tired prolly slower.
What is the quality of their voice? (low, high, soft, loud, etc.)
i’m really bad at this. i dont rly think in audio LMAO
How many times a day do they brush their teeth, do they floss?
Brush his teeth twice a day. maybe three but probably not. If he’s at home all day and doesn’t see anyone, just once LMAO
Are they a virgin?
:^) no
Any unexpected kinks?
Mostly vanilla stuff ig.
maybe outdoor sex / car sex despite how uncomfortable car sex is. I guess like impulse sex when he’s turned on makes him even more turned on.
And this is less of a kink but he probably feels it a bit more when he's doing with someone he actually cares for. I like to think he doesn't do one night stands that much, maybe when he's in the mood or whatever but it's not like a weekly thing. I can see him sleeping with prostitutes sometimes.
This is the opposite of a kink but I don’t think he’ll like being tied up at alL LMAOO unless he rly trusts that person. like diddling with help of … . t o y s s is fine nbd but not like the actual act of being tied up.
Describe their living space?
He lives in a one bedroom apartment with a kitchen/living room/bathroom etc.
Okay i live for questions like this.
So his apartment is in a shitty looking building but the inside is pretty nice. The shitty green carpet coats the hallways and there's about 4-5 floors. Of course because he likes high places he took the highest place which grants him the key to the roof (jk no one's supposed to have it but he forced it out of the owner).
He does own the place despite not really wanting to leave a trail of paperwork behind his name. He probably used another pseudonym but who knows/cares.
He got the corner apartment near the roof staircase, he has been eyeing this place even before he moved in. He actually moved to the bigger corner apartment once it became available and basically bribed the shit out of the owner.
It’s almost the twice the size for practically the same price. He bought it shortly after renting and is actually pretty proud of his feat. It’s kind of dumb but whatever.
It’s an L shaped apartment. You walk in through the front entrance you’ll see a bit of a gap where the kitchen meets the living room leaving just enough space to put a table for his keys and what not but barely enough to be considered a hallway. To the right it's a kitchen with a cabinet that is always left open because he usually forgets to closes them.
There's a half bathroom to the corner where the kitchen meets the wall, and next to it it's a very small balcony. Just enough of a space to put like his ashtray and a plant. but not enough to do a bbq or anything of the like.
To the right of all this is the living room. There's a grungy couch and a TV on a pretty used tv stand/table thing. There's another ashtray on the ground near the couch and the curtains are closed. It’s never open. and towards the end of the living room there's a double door that slides out which leads into the bedroom. His bedroom is even less decorated than all of his apartment combined. There's just literally a bed and a closet filled with suits and shirts and tshirts. And a laundry basket that is almost always half full. to the right of the room there's a full bathroom with a tub/shower head, sink, and toilet. It’s pretty grungy in there but he cleans sometimes.
Even though he didn’t mean to because he has lived here for years and i mean years, it is decently decorated. Not saying everything is ikea perfect but it matches kind of. There's a theme even though it’s hard to place it.
Roughly 850 sq ft with hardwood floors. Really he got a good deal.
I can't believe I wrote a page about his apartment.
Misc info:
He’s missing his right hand’s middle finger and his left ring finger.
He has a chain necklace without any pendent/charm on it. He’s had that since he was a kid, He heard that it's a necklace his grandpa made for his grandma but the charm itself was given to someone else and his mom only had the chain. So like sort of a family heirloom but not really. He probably wouldn’t even wear it in present day because he doesn’t really do jewelry but his neck feels bare without it since he’s worn it since he was a kid.
I was joking around with signing but maybe the boss taught him a bit of piano enough to play a song or two and it bothers him now that he can’t play the song properly since his fingers were hacked off. It of course has nothing to do with the fact that he’s out of practice.
Signing would be cool but he has no reason to learn it so idk about this yet.
He’s left handed for guns but right handed for everything else, it was a big curve to learn how to write properly without his middle finger etc.
Um if not obvious they are together and hella gay.
Red is a pack or two a week smoker. Goto smokes far less than Red.
Goto wears mostly hoodies and baggy clothes whereas Red tends to wear brighter clothes and better fitted clothes. Red sports a red jacket most of the time. Feel free to give them other clothes if you think it fits.
History:
Basically Red was a former figure skater who started trekking for fun. He was good enough to be recruited by Goto even tho Red doesn’t care to be in a team. Due to a bet, Red ends up joining the team and it all goes down hill from there.
They are usually chilling with each other at Goto’s apartment and eventually starts dating bye.
today was 304am / yuj’s birthday!!! happy birthday!! its 2 am here but its still your birthday in la so im totally on time, i’ll treat u to something when i visit ok hehe
you had a lil food theme goin on w ur other gifts of these 3 so i just, followed along w that, im ok with that
feb 13 HAPPY BIRTHDAY YUJ
yuj’s characters, except most of them don’t have any actual colour schemes so I did my best and made half of their colours up. they will probably prove to be inaccurate in a couple months.
anyway!! yuj has been one of the most supportive people I’ve met and is always interested in everything I do and feel and I’ve said this stuff like a thousand times but I’m very grateful for her presence in my life. please wish her a good day
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