Kirby's Game Diary

Its a diary, I guess.

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Carl?

Fucking Carl?

The hero of the fantasy adventure game is named Carl??

I’m crying.

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God look at this guy.

I love him.

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Pac-Land Aesthetic.

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What the fuck is this.

Namco explain.

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I ate a key!

It tasted not good!

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Bruh.

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!!!!INCOMING RANT!!!!

This is complete bullshit. I wanted to play Donkey Kong and record it but the NES Switch Online version doesn’t have 50m

Are you kidding me? No 50m? I have to buy the Arcade Archives version which costs $7.99 plus tax so I can play Donkey Kong with 50m?

I pay $20 a year for this shitty online paywall and the least Nintendo could do is give me 50m.

But no, they can’t do that.

Fuckers.

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If Switch Online won’t give me 50m then I guess I’ll do it myself.

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There. Everything is right in the world.

I even got my pie.

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Toad I think you need a new therapist.

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Classic Luigi. Writing Luigi on something Luigi owns.

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Insert Titanic theme.

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Look at this stack of good rat boys.

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Mario has accepted his fate to be mauled to death by swear rats and vicious bats.

This is the canon death of Mario.

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That realistic portrait of Yellow Toad is giving me uncomfortable vibes.

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I’M SHOCKED!

That I’m on the Dock.

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I’m not sure how I would feel if my house had eyes and could talk.

I mean, if the eyes are up there, where is the mouth?

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Sneak attack.

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Everything is a bathroom when you’re brave enough.