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i'm going to click random article on wikipedia until i get an animal and that animal is going to be inspiration for one of the beast races in my worldbuilding project

jumese

one thing is becoming clear: there are a lot of insects

supreme-leader-stoat

'If we are to learn anything of the Creator by studying His works, it is that He has an inordinate fondness for beetles' and so on and so forth.

ouroborosorder

this fucking sucks. I got soul-bonded to a living weapon who takes the form of a beautiful girl. But she has no fucking joie de vivre about it. I keep trying to do combined dramatic attack cries but she’s all like. “No that’s embarrassing” and “just kill him, don’t waste time.” she won’t even let me name her finishing move. I think she only has a finishing move because it’s just a reliable path of least resistance. This fucking sucks

threedollarsdotcom

every time i try to check whats inside eggs stupid goop comes out

neververy4

Keep trying! one day you'll find the egg with the smart goop :)

egberts

"forgor" did irreversible damage didn't it

yeag

bull in a china shop

if ur an 8ft gerudo lady hmu

radicalseabies

remember in botw how theres that one gerudo girl crying in the bar bc her bf dumped her for being “too tall”, and she cries like “whats that supposed to mean, im only 8 feet tall” like wtf im gonna find that dude and hes gonna catch these hands anyway if ur 8 feet tall DM me

ghostyrivergirl

They way she says “only” implies 8 feet is below average for Gerudo height.

wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se

In the Hyrule Historia, Ganondorf is stated to be 7’6’’. So with this in mind, we know that Ganondorf, the Demon King, the Prince Of Darkness, is very short for a Gerudo

invenblocker

Ganon turned evil because he was a manlet.

catchymemes

darkcomedies

as much as i adore corvids if i was a bird i’d be a mourning dove easy

darkcomedies

check this out

darkcomedies

hrooo. hrooo. hrooo.

spaghettinatural

id be the roundest most puntable pigeon youve ever seen

irondive

virtualgirladvance

sadclowncentral

so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.

it makes you a fruit.