my life is a cosmic joke

hah gay HECATE’S CABIN { CAMP HALF-BLOOD }

[girlbloke]

Let’s stay up late tonight and just go crazy

[catcrumb]

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

It’s not even the public hospital wifi. I’m on the staff wifi. which one of you anesthesiologists was reading omega verse on the clock.

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

Thankfully, I am saved by the power of having a total of 7 followers on this blog.

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

The power of having a total of 7 followers on this blog has failed me.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[pngblog]

[willgrahamscock]

⚠︎ ! your body has kept the score.

[willgrahamscock]

⚠︎ ! hospital ⚠︎ !

[fizpup]

Get real.

[pastelpolitoed]

tumblr glitched while loading this, so instead of "dude get real" being the punchline, it was like this cat put on glasses for the first time and their friend was just. a legit dog. and not like them at all.

[fizpup]

This is killing me

[escuerzoresucitado]

[thestoryofaslut]

about fucking time

[fluffylandshark]

Reblog to give the prev person some dopamine.

[satyriconmp3]

utilising the gift of imagination to hallucinate moments of tenderness between fictional people

[despazito]

Finally got a clear shot of noonoo carrying her spring, it's her favourite toy

[krambee]

noonoo….

[peach-paradox]

regional variant:

[writinginthesecrettrees]

Poppy would like to join the fun.

[huehubun]

Paprika poster x Marble Hornets

Credit to the original artist of the trend @aizheajsee on Twitter. I don't have a Twitter account so I had to search it up. Support the original artist!

[charl0ttan]

ripley's like i guess

Ripleys Whatever. Fuck. Believe It If You Want I Guess. Your Fucking Funeral

[alunaloverworld]

[lastparty]

at this point i wish i could obliterate harry potter from cultural consciousness i hate hearing positive and even neutral references to it. find a new thing

[macbethz]

Hey, it’s me, your English teacher from the beginning of the movie who read a passage that would become thematically relevant later while you stared longingly out the window. I noticed since you came back from your magical quest you’ve been even more listless that usual. Yeah I know about that. We usually have about one or two every semester, so I try to cater my curriculum to the current supernatural crisis so you can remember some appropriate words from classic literature at the right moment in the plot. It’s kind of a thankless job but the world’s still here so I’m not doing too bad haha. That was a joke you can laugh. Anyway I know I’ve kind of taken on a mentor role for you because of your lack of stable father figure but just wanted to let you know that I am a mandated reporter so please don’t tell me if you’re thinking about killing yourself

[byjove]

I’ve given the worst 12 years of my life to this site

[t4tstarvingdog]

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

[batbetbitbotbut]

Need to investigate the flooding situation on my dash lately