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In this brief cutscene at the end of ‘Sonic Adventure 2′s Hero Story, you would normally see just Eggman’s arm. Pulling a little bit back reveals that Eggman is a little worse for wear.

homunculus-argument

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

thecryptkeeper

i love women

Eugh, I don't wanna go to work tomorrow, or the whole rest of the week

Mayor never showed up about the AC because of course she didn't and my coworker's going to be on vacation so it's going to be a week of full 9 and a half hour shifts of baking to death

Like it's going to look so great for my paycheck but it's going to be so bad for my body and soul

#my coworker is like 'boss lady will probably have y'all close down since there's gonna be a heatwave'#but there was a heat wave the last week and our asses were still open so I'm not holding my breath for that lmao #the fans have been keeping things below 90 inside so as long as it stays below 90 will probably still be here

hobolunchbox

Reciprocated

penappal

@mamayaga

redstonedust

when you think about it a rollercoaster is probably safer than a car. i mean you crash any vehicle going over 60mph and youre likely to be gravely injured so id rather be in one thats stuck in a tested loop and not driven by my road-rage prone mother. this is why im about to make a bold new proposition for public transport,

starlightomatic

do fish ever get to repent? or are they doomed to swim around forever bearing the sins we have tossed to them to consume over the many years?

starlightomatic

noir-renard

starlightomatic

bioluminescent-fungus

affirmations when opening a stuck jar:

I am stronger than the jar

⁠⁠I know what left and right are

⁠⁠smashing the jar will make a mess

⁠⁠I have strong and dextrous hands

⁠⁠I have opened jars before and I will open jars again

binibby

girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go like feathers falling from an angel's wings

maliceious

CLEANING THE SHOWER DRAIN AGAIN

zoesupreme

had to look this up bc I thought it was a joke

zoesupreme

if he had been there it wouldn't have gone down like that

despazito

lainpsx

neilcicierega

ARIEL NEEDS LEGS

I was gonna make Emmy draw this but she said no so I drew it myself.

I’ve never drawn a comic before!

edit: WATCH IN MOTION COMIC FORM

fluorescentnova

guys this post is turning a decade in 8 days

derinthescarletpescatarian

Guys this post will be older than a decade in eight days

replicated

i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make

not100bees

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.