probably a bear

they call me a horse 'cause i'm hung like one.

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gonna play hooky tomorrow right on.

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wrong incorrect.

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no.

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bye.

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my brother fell asleep on me. eugh.

oh god. he's drooling.

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blrghrgh,

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

i can’t believe that gay sex requires a piano

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gulaforente replied to your post: Surprise me. ;) Because I have a surprise for you.

Get your ass over here.

yes ma'am. :(

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Surprise me. ;) Because I have a surprise for you.

is it a puppy.

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my sexual orientation: they’re hot and i’m angry

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You should put on an apron and cook for me.

okay but the question is.

do you want only an apron.

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Jean, I'm hungry.

okay.

[ilaurens]

Empire state building - By: (Mike_ww)

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I woke up with screws and a thumbtack in my mouth. Do you know how painful that is?

not really. what the fuck happened.

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gulaforente replied to your post: gulaforente replied to yo...

1. I’ll be there.

i don't even like eren.

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gulaforente replied to your post: Two things: I don’t even ...

She’ll be asleep by the time the party starts.

i don't even like eren.

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two things:

i don't even like eren.

i wasn't home for a week. i don't think my mother's going to let me ten feet out of her general vicinity for the next two days.