Hoist The Colours High

If you're going to be all politcally technical about it, my full name is the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. But you can call me England. Or Arthur, I suppose. [ Independent RP account for England/UK/Britain/Arthur Kirkland/Jerky McJerkface from Hetalia.] [ This account is basically dead.] Headcanons

[kirthurarkland-blog]

england:

france:

hi im here to colonize *points at canada* thats mine

haha about that,

[yousyouk]

supermarkets in britain are like when guys who don’t like each other try to one up the person before them

"EVERYTHING IN ASDA IS CHEAPER THAN MORRISONS, SAINSBURY’S AND TESCO"

"SAINSBURY’S WILL GIVE YOU COUPONS, UNLIKE THOSE STINGY BASTARDS WAITROSE AND TESCO"

"MORRISONS’ DICK IS BIGGER THAN ASDA’S"

[anathemadev]

I love how no one questions the fact that there has been an officially registered political party in the UK since 1983 who wanted to make policemen say “HELLO HELLO HELLO" when making an arrest and issue a 99p coin and allow drivers to drive over roundabouts when no one was around to make Milton Keynes more fun and was co-led by a cat for three years

[that-mouthy-christian]

Is that the Monster Raving Loony party? If so, they also want to put air con on the outside of buildings to combat global warming and to sell socks in 3s instead of 2s.

[harrykissedlorde-deactivated202]

[youknowyourebritishwhen]

It’s now 100% official and law!

[rurukandy]

APH - Allies

[badasswomen]

Zoe Smith can lift twice her body weight, set a British record for women’s weightlifting, and really doesn’t care if you find her attractive or not. 

…we don’t lift weights in order to look hot, especially for the likes of men like that. What makes them think that we even WANT them to find us attractive? If you do, thanks very much, we’re flattered. But if you don’t, why do you really need to voice this opinion in the first place, and what makes you think we actually give a toss that you, personally, do not find us attractive? What do you want us to do? Shall we stop weightlifting, amend our diet in order to completely get rid of our ‘manly’ muscles, and become housewives in the sheer hope that one day you will look more favourably upon us and we might actually have a shot with you?! Cause you are clearly the kindest, most attractive type of man to grace the earth with your presence.

Oh but wait, you aren’t. This may be shocking to you, but we actually would rather be attractive to people who aren’t closed-minded and ignorant. Crazy, eh?! We, as any women with an ounce of self-confidence would, prefer our men to be confident enough in themselves to not feel emasculated by the fact that we aren’t weak and feeble.

And here’s some food for thought – maybe you should broaden your criteria for what you consider ‘attractive’ anyway, because these perfect, feminine women you speak of probably have no interest in you either. 

(photo from Feministing)

[ofsted]

Somehow this made me really emotional

I learnt much more from these shows and the books than I ever did in history lessons

Thanks Terry Deary

[nullisecundusinoriente-deactiva]

i summed up half of english history in like 2 sentences

[kirthurarkland-blog]

[there was something in everything about youuuuu]

is this a song

[kirthurarkland-blog]

[any kind of fool could seeeee]

[kirthurarkland-blog]

[bby come baaack]

[whereismycoke]

[kirthurarkland-blog]

[won't leave till u come back to me bby]

[british-history]

It was on this day in British history, 3 July 1996, that the British government made the symbolic move of formally returning the Stone of Scone to Scotland. The stone had been kept at Westminster Abbey ever since Edward I took it as a spoil of war in 1296. It is now kept in Scotland at Edinburgh Castle.

[garbagearcana]

‘sup, eyebrows

havent drawn you in like 5 years

[kirthurarkland-blog]

[it's being done and you know it]