teacher gone commander

Indie & private Azur Lane role play blog / multimuse / penned by Ansem

[horrificmemes]

Terrible First Meeting Starters

For breaking the ice in the worst possible way, featuring themes including: kidnapping, murder, stalking, injury, monsters, and just general meanness. [Brackets] indicate spaces to include your own words to personalize your ask!

“Wh-who are you? Where are we? Why are we tied up together?!” “You almost killed me, so no, it’s not nice to meet you.” “Oh my god, are you okay? Should I call an ambulance?” “I wondered when you were going to wake up. You almost didn’t survive.” “Get out of my way before I move you myself.” “Please, let me out of here!” “You’re staring like you’ve never seen a [monster/vampire/demon/etc] before.” “Hey. Pretend you were waiting for me. You’re being followed.” “You don’t know me, but something terrible is going to happen.” “You’re in the wrong place at the wrong time.” “Please, someone help!” “You shouldn’t be out here all by yourself this late at night.” “Stop shining that flashlight on me! I’m not a damn ghost!” “I’m sorry if I hurt you.” “Shh, don’t scream! I’m not trying to attack you!” “I’ve never seen anything like you before.” “Stand right there and don’t get any closer!” “Now that you’ve seen this, I can’t let you leave and just tell anyone.” “Ugh, my head. What happened to us?” “Is there a reason you’ve been following me for an hour?” “If you come near me, I will scream at the top of my lungs.” “Holy shit. What have you done?!” “Is that blood? Is that YOUR blood?” “Don’t panic, I can explain!” “I promise you, this isn’t what it looks like.” “I won’t hurt you if you just keep your mouth shut.” “Who are you? Where are you taking me?!” “This is for your own safety. I’ll explain later.” “What the hell was that thing back there?!” “There’s something wrong with me. I need your help!” “Please, someone, there’s been an emergency!” “You can’t leave. You’re a witness and now you’ve involved.” “I’m being hunted, and now they’ve seen you too.” “If you believe in any god, I suggest praying to them now.” “Shh! Hide here, and don’t move a muscle.” “Can I walk with you? I think I’m being followed.” “I’m so sorry. I don’t like tricking people, but I had to lure you here.” “Fuck off, this is private property!” “I’ve seen some weird shit, but you’re something else.” “Oh my god. Are you a [monster/demon/angel/etc]?” “Don’t look at me like that, with those eyes.” “That isn’t your blood. What did you do?” “I promise not to tell anyone, just let me go!” “Come with me. I want to show you something.” “You’re not going to eat me, are you?” “You should never have approached me. You don’t know who you’re dealing with.” “Go away, I’m not looking for a conversation.” “You don’t just follow people to their homes! I’m calling the police.” “Please, I’ll do anything, just untie me!” “I’m sorry if I scared you.” “I had to tie you up. You didn’t leave me any other choice.” “I don’t even know you. What do you mean, I ‘have’ to go with you?” “We almost died back there. Maybe we should introduce ourselves.” “Let go of me!” “I’m hurt. Please, I need you to call an ambulance for me.” “You have to come with me, something bad is about to happen!” “I’m not leaving until you tell me why you’ve been following me!” “Seeing as we may not survive, I should tell you my name. It’s [name].”

[gabriel-strange]

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     Curiosity is what kills the cat. Sometimes, that is. Renown was given a day off from Commander Danuja. Once again, it was given the third time in one week... almost as if the commander did not want her to take charge of the fleets. The battleship would like to raise a complaint about the treatment, but decided that Hitomu knew what was best for the base. After all, the Japanese had stepped up for the upcoming major operation. That was a rarity on its own for Hitomu to actively partake in a sortie.

Then again, it was mentioned to be a large-scale event. Of course the commander cannot say no to that. It came directly from headquarter. With that explained, Renown was ordered to take it easy until next week and, if necessary, to engage in mock battles with other ships for practice. she had used up all 10 sessions for today... and it was all done in the morning. Now she has nothing to do but walk around and outside of base out of boredom.

Wandering about outside of base is not forbidden. It was actually encouraged by the commander so long as no one causes trouble nor spread word about their abnormal existence as ships. Those were the only conditions. With that in mind, the blonde female left the premise and decided to go into a cafe near the naval base. However, upon entering the premise and seating herself, she forgot her wallet! No matter how much she searched from her clothes, the results were bleak.

     " I cannot believe I am this careless and left my given allowance in my room! It would be embarrassing to walk out of here after seating myself... " || @johnny-writes

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The Arrival - Graf Zeppelin

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greatalliance·:

      If anyone other than Jean Bart were to try pulling that off, they would’ve either ended up in many pieces, or wanted to be in such situation. Though the only reaction she gave when their faces were in a very close proximity of each other, was the same smile accompanied by a chuckle this time. 

      ”Very well then. I don’t want to replace my assistant anytime soon, especially right after my arrival.”  She motioned at the said bystander who was visually terrified by what the French Battleship said. After a shaky bow, she closed the door and left the two on their own. “So, how long have you been here ? Also, have you seen that other girl that came here with me ?”

     Looks like her message went through to the assistant. Although this is nothing more than making mountains out of molehills, Jean Bart even had to wonder why she lashed out that way towards the innocent bystander. Argh! Why did she act this way?! Jean Bart was perfectly composed (in her biased opinion) with the commander and the other two ships that came with her. Now that Graf Zeppelin entered back into her life, a surge of emotions bubbled to the surface. Irritability is one of them. Yet if Graf is such an annoyance, it would have been better to shoo her away. Why did she request Graf to stay as her roommate?

Jean Bart ran a hand through her own hair again. The French decided that it was best to let it go. Maybe this is another complicated part of being human. As a ship, she did not have to think twice about serving her nation and allies. As a reincarnated ship in a human body, there is more to it. She shot a glance at Graf. Then, with a drastically long sigh, let a faint smile form in replacement of her usual grumpy demeanor.

     " Not long. Almost a week with both Renown and Montpelier... You came with a ship too? I haven't, actually. If you didn't know, I spent the entire day stuck in my room, thinking about some shit. "

[kishicommander-blog]

     " ...can you explain to me one more time as to why we are both in this situation? " || OPEN

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The Arrival - Enterprise

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greatalliance·:

      Now that she mentioned it, some rest wouldn’t hurt anyone at all. After all, it wasn’t a short trip they made all the way around the world to here. An audible exhale. Those stiff shoulders immediately eased up when her commander held her hands. It was oddly relaxing, kind of reminded her how Yorktown used to take care of her and Hornet after a sortie.

      “That’s so kind of you. At least let me finish this bit right here, and I’ll take the rest of the day off.”

      Enterprise turned around and laid down the box she was holding next to the ones she had organized before. Afterwards, she walked next to the window and looked outside, instantly amazed by the wonderful panoramic look from the commander’s office. After all, she had to be able to view what’s happening in her base, right ?

      “Other than that, did any other girls arrived at this base prior to ours ? And, is there anything you want to know particularly about either of us, commander ?”

     It appears that Enterprise heeded to her strong urges. That alleviated the weight off of the commander's shoulders. It also made Hitomu feel a bit happy knowing Enterprise would take a break for the day. She loosened her grip on the American's hands and took a step back. Her blue eyes eyed the remaining boxes in the office. It won't hurt having them linger around in their current form for the next week or two... However, she should tend to at least one more box. Important supplies that serve to organize the premise is a necessity.

As the quarter American walked over to one of the small, but elongated boxes resting on a stack of larger boxes near the only door, a small hum was produced in response.

     " So far Renown, Montpelier, and Jean Bart are present on base. There are a couple other ships that should arrive, but for now, it is just those three. "

She tore open the package. Hitomu's hues widen at the revealed materials. Presented to herself were two objects: a broadsword passed down by her family and a cleaning & repair combo kit for the weapon. The woman frowned. Then, with an inaudible grumble, she took the sheathed sword from the box with one hand and the kit with another. Turning around to Enterprise with the items at hand, she unintentionally allowed her frustration to be shown towards the newcomer. Despite her facial features, Hitomu spoke in a dignified and respectful manner.

     " May I ask you where you were last stationed, if you had be stationed previously? This is just out of curiosity. I could also ask Graf on my own, if you do not know about her service history. "

[kishicommander-blog]

[kishicommander-blog]

I need to stay away from the computer now that my wife and kids are home. (Have to spend quality time with them.) Since I have work tomorrow, I will be back on Wednesday since the office is closed aside from weekends. Thank you to everyone that followed me! I cannot wait to write with you all. If you want me to write a starter for you, like this post and I will have one out on Wednesday at its earliest.

Additional note: I am unsure if anyone is nervous about role playing with someone older than 25, but if you are, I will not hold anything against anyone unfollowing and blocking me. I completely understand and wish for your safety above all else.

[wickedlymeme]

“Well that went better than I thought it would.”

“Can you leave now?”

“I thought you’d be gone by now?”

“…  We didn’t, did we?!”

“Yikes, this is awkward.”

“Morning.”

“What time is it?”

“Don’t you have work?”

“Don’t you have class?”

“Hungry?” 

“What the fuck is that?”

“Don’t you have somewhere to be? That isn’t here?”

“Who are you?”

“Is now a bad time to ask your name?”

“Did we at least use a condom?”

“That’s kind of something you’re suppose to tell someone before you have sex with them.”

“Can you uncuff me?” 

“I think we’re snowed in.”

“That’s not usually how this goes.”

“You talk a lot in your sleep.”

“Is that chocolate?”

“I didn’t snore, did I?”

“Don’t forget this. I don’t need a memento.”

“So… I have something to tell you.”

“Round two?”

[kishicommander-blog]

I think I might add Tirpitz. I saw her on Azur Lane Wiki and she seems captivating enough to RP. This should be the last muse I add...

[kishicommander-blog]

     " Are you telling me that this is not how you cook rice...? I followed all of the directions, so why is it so mushy? " || OPEN

[kishicommander-blog]

Hope you all have a wonderful week. I hope I can be on during Wednesday or the weekend, depending on my schedule.

[aku-no-homu]

コロラド (アズールレーン) by artist LuZi (@LuZiLV21)

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The Arrival - Graf Zeppelin

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greatalliance·:

      “Your language is charming as usual…”

      A small smile appeared on her lips momentarily, before she went back to her rather emotionless state. Way long ago, these two ships were on the same side. Here they were again, fighting for a mutual cause once more. Or more like, she had the chance to fight for a cause.

      Her personal attendant popped in, asking the carrier if she wanted her personal belongings to be brought here or some other room. She then looked back at the battleship before she continued.

      “Well, depends on how my fellow battleship friend here thinks about that. Otherwise, I wouldn’t want to disturb her with my presence.”

     Why did she have to smile like that? Out of sheer annoyance, the French ran a hand through her brown hair and kicked herself out of the Japanese-styled mattress. Jean Bart lessen the proximity between the German and herself. Perhaps... a little too much of a close proximity, but she did not think twice about it. A glare. (Though not from malice.) There were many phrases and foul, vulgar languages that would have been spat at this moment in time. Yet nothing came out. Absolutely nothing no matter how much she wishes to voice them. Is this what you call... being loss of word? Is this what it means to be human? It all went back to this original question that circled around her consciousness since the day she was reborn. But nevermind that, she could ponder upon it at a later time.

She eventually gave a hefty huff and waltz right past the battleship. This time, she went straight to the thrid party member. Instead of letting Graf talk to the attendant, she used her free hand to point directly at the poor bystander.

     " Bring her fucking stuff here. I don't care if she doesn't like it or not, bring it here. Otherwise, I'll be sure to have a gun shoved down your throat. "

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The Arrival - Enterprise

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greatalliance·:

      ”With all due respect commander, I refuse. All of these things are way too much for you alone to unpack.” Enterprise retracted her hand, and took her cap down before placing it on the commander’s desk. If there was no sorties for the day, then she should’ve helped building the base up. That, if her commander would let her do so.

      “About Graf… It’s a bit more complicated. Though if we have some time left after unpacking all of these, I’ll make sure to debrief about her conditions.” The carrier said as she picked up and started unboxing things, organizing them into categories for the commander as she picked up more of her personal belongings.

     Commander Danuja's hues immediately flickered towards the American ship. Without thinking twice, the authority frantically waved both of her hands in the air as if the fact helping her would end the world. Under normal circumstances, it would be outright rude to deny the help. Someone, such as Enterprise, is willing to object against the recommendation to provide a lending hand. Yet for the ex-instructor, she did not want to burden the carrier.

     " Even if there is a lot to unpack, I would not want you to be more tired than you already are. I doubt the trip was a short one from where you came from. "

Still... Enterprise was not incorrect. If Hitomu unpacked and tidied the office to her liking all on her own, it would take almost a full month (taking into consideration of her active duty as a commander). However, like a mother or that of an older sibling, she did not want to bother the new arrival with a minor task. Who knew what tomorrow would hold for Enterprise? A new sortie? Probably not, knowing Hitomu. A tour of the base outside of the dormitory building and commander's office? That scenario is likely.

She approached the female and gently grabbed ahold of Enterprise's occupied-hands. (It looks like Commmander Danuja is desperately counseling the other to grab a drink or go hang out from an outsider's perspective.) Although she did not speak more about the matter of unpacking, she urged the ship about another urgen matter.

     " I would think it's best you debrief Graf as soon as possible if I am unable to. Or rather, I would want you to relax for today at least. "

[brittylovesanime]

preaching the truth as always

[kishicommander-blog]

     " Please stop tugging on my ears. They're real. " || OPEN