Kissy Kissy!

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💑 I’m glad we’re together

“I’ve told you before and I’ll say it again, vous and moi are only together for this scene. If we did it my way, moi’s Kermie would be playing your part.”

“Forget what?”

“Never mind.”

Piggy, are you good at blowing bubble gum bubbles?

“No! They always burst and get in moi’s hair.”

#Anonymous

💑 ~ aprettyandpompouspig

💑 I’m glad we’re together

“I’ve told you before and I’ll say it again, vous and moi are only together for this scene. If we did it my way, moi’s Kermie would be playing your part.”

“OOF!” Link exclaimed, rubbing his throbbing head.

“Watch what? Is there something on T.V.?”

“Forget it,” Piggy said with a roll of her eyes.

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💑 I’m glad we’re together

“I’ve told you before and I’ll say it again, vous and moi are only together for this scene. If we did it my way, moi’s Kermie would be playing your part.”

“My pleasure,” Link yawned, reclining his head on Miss Piggy’s shoulder.

Piggy instantly moved away, causing Link’s head to fall into thin air.

“Watch it, Hogthrob.”

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💑 I’m glad we’re together

“I’ve told you before and I’ll say it again, vous and moi are only together for this scene. If we did it my way, moi’s Kermie would be playing your part.”

“It looks good on you, Porkchop. You’re always cute when you’re mad.”

“Gee, thanks,” Piggy muttered sarcastically.

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💑 I’m glad we’re together

“I’ve told you before and I’ll say it again, vous and moi are only together for this scene. If we did it my way, moi’s Kermie would be playing your part.”

“Please, don’t hurt me! I have a pretty face! I’m too beautiful to die! AH!” Link incoherently cried with a flinch and turned away from Miss Piggy, contemplating his fate as he cowered in terror.

Like most of his Muppet Show costars, he significantly feared Piggy when she was reckless and was still caught in the mist of terror as he kept contemplating about being pummeled to a pulp; he then chiefly realized she did not display any sign of pain or injury and surrendered himself to relief.

“Does this mean you’re not mad at me?”

“I’m always mad at you.”

allmymetaphors

i hope every man who kisses me or lays a hand on me knows that i am significantly more powerful than he is and i want to destroy him

#musings

💑 ~ aprettyandpompouspig

💑 I’m glad we’re together

“I’ve told you before and I’ll say it again, vous and moi are only together for this scene. If we did it my way, moi’s Kermie would be playing your part.”

“It does not matter, anyway,” Link replied crossly, reading through the script. “Just don’t miss me later, I’ll find someone better than you.”

He then stifled a chortle at Miss Piggy’s empty threat as he tried to focus on his lines.

“What are you going to do about it, beat me into bloody submission? Ooh, I’m so scared, I might go ‘wee wee’ all the way home!”

"That sounds pretty good right about now,” she muttered, imagining herself giving Link one of her signature karate chops.

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Jayne Mansfield, 1963.

#human fc #kissy queuey

💑 ~ aprettyandpompouspig

💑 I’m glad we’re together

“I’ve told you before and I’ll say it again, vous and moi are only together for this scene. If we did it my way, moi’s Kermie would be playing your part.”

“So, you are willing advance our relationship, hmm? This is an interesting turn of events. Ahem. Listen, Piggy, my dearest, words cannot describe how much I love you for loving me.“