one eloquent bastard

atticus "kit" albright 21 writing yo.

[kitalbright]

to say he was intimidated by the other was an understatement. the boy had just finished another stand up set at the bar to lukewarm success. to be honest, kit wouldn’t hesitate to say he had wished for a better audience. so, when he found himself back at the bar, sitting down next to a beautiful woman who looked very confident in herself, he felt completely unarmed. applause fueled him and laughter at his jokes made him feel on top of the world. without it, he was just a doofy kid from boston. “hey.” he offered with the best faked confidence. “you enjoy the show?”

@cxyoung

[kitalbright]

📱w/ open

roxanna: what if, instead of getting up and doing anything, i just waste away in my bed

roxanna: does that sound reasonable?

kit: I mean

kit: I may have to call plagiarism because that's my thing.

[kitalbright]

what's your hogwarts house and why? what song best describes you as a person? what's your favorite dessert?

“alright. I’m going to have you guess. you have five seconds. okay? got it? ….yeah, literally the first house to pop into your head is right. I’m a fucking hufflepuff. proud of it too! as far as song that describes me? that’s hard. probably as I was going to st. clair. it’s dark and twisted but also fun and carefree. so. yeah. and my favorite dessert is cheesecake. bring it ALL to me.”

[kitalbright]

someone youd like to get to know better?

“anyone? I know I may seem like this unobtainable sex icon, but don’t worry. I’m actually very approachable.”

[kitalbright]

[kitalbright]

fkcisco:

“I’m a polyglot, baby bro. Also, Italian is extremely close to Spanish so I understand every word you said, bastardo.” Francisco joked, a jovial expression on his face as Kit scolded him. “I mean, I can’t lie! You of all people know I respect women, but I call it how I see it.” He replied, eyes reddening from the blunt that he was smoking. It didn’t stop him from taking another hit though. “Nah, I wouldn’t smack you - maybe just a wedgie or something, ya nerd.” He joked, tousling Kit’s hair and taking another hit. “You don’t really think I’m like…an asshole to girls, right?”

“well....ehh” he responded, really putting his maturity on display. kit tapped his fingertips on the edge of the tub. when it came to respect to women, his mother was a stickler. if she caught him saying something or even thinking something degrading about a woman would earn him a good scolding that would go on for multiple minutes. “I know! I know! Just...think about your wording a little.” rocking the boat wasn’t his favorite thing. but he knew he had to stand up a little. as the blunt was pulled from his hands, kit pushed him playfully. “I may be a nerd, but I’m a fucking sexy ass nerd. so, get wrecked.” he responded with a slight smirk. nose crinkled as his hair was tangled by his tousling. “how many times do I’ve gotta say don’t touch the hair! it’s my one rule.” a small smile tugging on the corner of his lips as he tried to avoid the question.

[kitalbright]

fkcisco:

“Hey! Soy mexicano, pero probablemente todavía hablo mejor inglés que tú, imbécil.” The male joked, wiping the excess beard oil off with his towel before throwing a tank on. “Yeah. She’s honestly just a fat ass to me, as bad as it sounds.” He bit down on his lip before taking a lighter to the blunt he had rolled up prior. “Wanna take the first hit, Kit?”  

“ non sei l'unico che può parlare in una lingua che l'altro non capisce, bastardo.” kit joked right back, whipping his friend gently with another towel. “okay, what did we say about the whole ‘fat ass’ thing. be nice. for once.” the scolding might have been a little more than teasing. kit shrugged and plucked the blunt out of his hand, taking a long puff. “if I ever say no to that, smack me or some shit.”

[soulpantheism]

“You have betrayed thy homie”

[kitalbright]

@fkcisco

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conniexking:

“—Problem is you see, I don’t need those basic photos that everyone will have in their summer folios. I need things people won’t expect.” Connie sighed as she placed the red lollipop in her mouth. “Wanna help me? I promise it’ll be fun.”

kit continued to munch on his skittles happily as he continued to glance at his phone. “sure, why not?” the boy shrugged as he looked over at connie. “no nudes though. the world isn’t ready for all this jelly.”

[kitalbright]

fkcisco:

@kitalbright liked for a starter!

“'Sup, lil’ bro!” Cisco greeted the other, their reflection in his peripheral via the mirror. “I’m getting ready to chill with this baddie, but I don’t think she’s ‘tryna smash tonight. Do you still think it’s worth it?”

“ was any of what you said there english?” kit asked, his tone making it obvious he was teasing. the boy quickly found a seat on te edge of the tub, pulling out his phone. “well, I mean, do you want to just ‘smash’ tonight or what? feel like that’s the deciding factor.”

[kitalbright]

roryweisz:

“yes, you are. i’m so glad you’re big enough to admit it.” they smiled, even though part of them could tell he was only fucking with them. whatever, they were in too good a mood. “i mean, dunno. are you chasing fame?”

the boy rolled his eyes as he set his drink back down on the bar. “just really running right with that as the truth, huh?” the teasing continuing as his index finger rubbed the glass below it. “I’m chasing...acknowledgement? praise? proof that me doing this isn’t a waste of my time?”

[kitalbright]

anakens:

nodding with another laugh, she gave him a rare smile before taking a sip of her martini. “no i don’t think they have, you might have realized it by now.” setting her drink down, she shook his hand, albeit delicately. “ana kensington, it was lovely to laugh at your jokes all night.” 

“I don’t know. apparently I dick around a lot before I notice what I’m doing. kind of my thing.” he smiled back, taking the drink that arrived in front of him and taking a long drink. his hand wrapped around hers, giving it a kind and gentle shake. “very nice to meet you, ana. and that you for laughing at my jokes.”

[kitalbright]

this is a sort of plot call for kit because boi needs some more plots up in heree

leave ideas here as I got DEVOUR some ice cream :3

[frodo-sam]

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anakens:

sitting on a stool at the bar, ana delicately sipped the lemon drop martini in her hand. she’d hoped no one had noticed the spill on her top from laughing while taking a drink. looking over, she offered a smile with a soft laugh. “i did, you’re really good at what you do.” 

to say that kit became flustered around attractive women was the understatement of the century. he just happened to be good at applying a poker face. “well, thank you. guess the last few years haven’t been just me dicking around then.” he joked with a charming smile. the boy offered her his hand. “kit albright, by the way.”