KitCat

Fanfiction Writer - SLYTHERIN 

[kitcat5510]

you, a reader: i really like your story but you probably don't care about in all the ways i like it

me, a writer: you realize you could talk about how you like my story for HOURS and i would be riveted at literally every individual moment

[ohmycaptn]

[kitcat5510]

Hades: Nico's at that age when a boy has only one thing on his mind.

Persephone: Girls?

Nico: Homicide.

[inutato]

I’m a demon not a comedian 

[inutato]

[demshinypokeballs]

[venus-adept]

I AM WALKING RIGHT NOW

[free-ottawe]

WALK SLOWER YOU SPEED DEMON

[sublimesublemon]

[redmming-deactivated20151027]

[rodbunnyslay-deactivated2017040]

Too cute

[attackonnatasha]

[disneydriven]

[leons-7]

[ethanhunt-deactivated20230911]

[mister-absent]

 — When humans cry and their tears dry up, they become monster, dried up inside.

[twotheleft]

[klausesdiego]

you just need to find a woman who is pathetic. like you.

[quotedbybooks]

[thoodleoo]

greek mythology tumblr

zeus has 3000 blogs that he uses to talk to women but he has to keep deleting them because hera finds them

demeter and persephone are co-run a gardening blog and hades keeps requesting good flower arrangements for funerals

narcissus posts nothing but selfies and they all get thousands of notes

echo has a personal blog but she can only ever reblog and never post original content or send messages or add tags, so even though she has a crush on narcissus she just reblogs his selfies without any tags

prometheus runs a predictions blog that is eerily accurate, until zeus reports him and gets him banned for spoiling everything with his predictions

dionysus runs a wine blog that is occasionally interrupted when he accidentally reblogs some of his weird blood and bruise kink posts to the wrong blog

a flame war starts between the greek and trojan sides of tumblr. agamemnon, who is considered the leader of the greeks, pisses achilles off, so achilles goes on hiatus until his boyfriend patroclus’s blog gets deleted after getting into it with hector, and then achilles goes wild and starts getting everyone on the trojan side deleted

odysseus runs the ithaka blog and changes his url to awayattroy while he’s fighting in the trojan flame war, but penelope’s suitors snatch up his original url before he can save it and he has to fight tumblr staff for years to get it back

aeneas gathers up the remaining trojans and helps them relocate to a way better blogging site than the hellish mess that tumblr is