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Anakin: Obi-Wan raised a complainer, not a quitter.

Obi-Wan, face palming: And an idiot.

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Anakin, walking into the 212th barracks: Obi-Wan, are you in here? I have a…

Waxer, dressed like Cody: The General isn’t here, but how I can I assist?

Anakin, confused: Uhm…

Boil, popping out from behind Waxer, also dressed as Cody: What seems to be the issue here?

[Crys, Wooley, Longshot, and Helix emerge from the shadows, all dressed like Cody]

Anakin, slightly fearful: Why are you all dressed like Commander Cody?

Crys: I am Commander Cody.

Wooley: No, I am.

Helix: Is this a joke? I’m the real Commander Cody.

Longshot: Di’kuts, the lot of you. I’m Commander Cody.

Anakin, reaching for his commlink: Maybe I’ll just comm Obi-Wan…

Waxer: No need to do that, General Skywalker.

Boil: Quite unnecessary, I assure you.

[The door opens and Obi-Wan Kenobi walks in]

Obi-Wan: Sorry to interrupt, but is Cody…

Obi-Wan, slightly shocked: Uhm, what is going on here?

Boil: You were looking for me, sir?

Longshot: He’s not Cody. I am.

Wooley: Do not listen to any of them. I’m the real Commander Cody.

[The group of Codys start to bicker while Obi-Wan and Anakin stand frozen in place]

Anakin, turning to Obi-Wan: Is this what the 212th get up to when they’re bored?

Obi-Wan, not paying attention, staring and grinning at the group of Codys: So..many..Codys.

Anakin, starting to back away: I’ll just leave then…

[Suddenly, the door opens once more and Cody walks in]

Cody, frozen in place: What in Prime’s name?

Boil, breaking off from the argument: Greetings, fellow Cody. Come join us, we’re discussing the next campaign.

Wooley: Join us, Cody!

Cody, confused and still frozen in place beside Obi-Wan, who had not stopped smiling: IF YOU WERE BORED YOU COULD HAVE JUST ASKED FOR SOMETHING TO DO! NOT THIS!

Obi-Wan, unmoved yet still smiling at the mass of Codys: So..many..Codys.

Cody, groaning and facepalming: I’m putting in for a transfer.

Obi-Wan, suddenly moving and pulling Cody into a hug: Nope, no getting rid of my favorite Cody.

Cody:

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Cody: Whoever brought a mouse into the barracks, I’ll have you know that its days are numbered.

Boil: He’s not an it, Cody. His name is Stuart-

Obi-Wan (bursting into the room): DON’T SAY ITS NAME.

Boil (hiding the mouse behind his back): Um… sir?

Obi-Wan (looking around frantically): WHERE IS THAT RAT. I CAN SENSE IT.

Boil (steps back against a bunk and stumbles, dropping the mouse): UM

Cody (typing on his data pad): I warned you, his days were numbered.

(The mouse scurries away underneath a bunk)

Obi-Wan (igniting his saber): YOU.

Cody: Why did I say ‘days’? I meant minutes.

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I love pulling devious things when it comes to fanfic writing, because like I can do what’s I want and you will NOT see it coming.

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My Star Wars group chat fic! There ain’t enough of these out there, and it updates frequently!

lots of Disaster Lineage Shenanigans and Clone Antics!

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watching a user comment on each chapter of my group chat fic is the funniest thing to me bc they don’t know about the 40 buses headed their way at 100 miles per hour

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Fox: Never eat a whole onion and then smoke 3 death sticks.

Cody: The gnomes attacked you again?

Fox: The gnomes attacked me again.

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[At the theatre]

Obi-Wan: So, why does Juliet kill herself?

Mace: Because without Romeo, she has no reason to live.

Obi-Wan: It’s so obvious this play was written by a man.

Anakin, a row behind them: She might have a point though.

Mace: ?!

Obi-Wan: For the LAST TIME, you are not killing yourself if Padmé dies.

Anakin: How do you know about Padmé?!

Obi-Wan:

Anakin, panicking: HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT PADMÉ?!?

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[In the Council Room]

Anakin: A full frontal assault would totally work!

Mace: Yeah, but at what cost? The lives of civilians AND the clones?

Anakin: I have a solution for that!

Mace: ..

Anakin: It’s called dodging.

Mace:

Anakin: What? I think it could work!

Anakin:

Anakin: GAH!

Anakin, sputtering as a handful of sand hits his face: NOT AGAIN!

Mace, turning to a smug Obi-Wan, ignoring the screaming man in the middle of the room: How did I not think of that sooner?

Obi-Wan, who’s carried a little bag of sand since Geonosis: I knew you’d like that. Sand never fails.

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Anakin, rambling about pod racing: …and guess what state it’s in!

Rex, who has been listening for the last hour: How about you guess what state I’M in.

Ahsoka: A homicidal one?

Anakin: No, Oregon!

Hardcase: What’s an Oregon?

Fives: I’m pretty sure that we have them in our body, like a liver or a lung.

Rex: I hate you all.

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Writer culture is posting your work and refreshing the page every 30s to check interactions for validation that your work isn't that horrible

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[In the 501st Barracks on the Resolute]

Jesse, sitting on his bunk: If you really think about it, ‘Fuck it we ball’ is way more meaningful than we give it credit for.

Fives, laying draped across Jesse’s lap, head dangling off the side of the bunk: I think it’s pretty straightforward but go on…

Kix, sitting in the bunk beside Jesse’s: Please don’t. I don’t want to know.

Jesse: We have ‘fuck it we ball’ but also ‘ball is life’…

Fives: Fuck it we ball, but ball is life? Isn’t that just fuck it we live?

Kix:

Echo, walking by the two bunks: That’s basically our motto.

Kix:

Kix: And now how about we all shut the fuck up and stop being so existential.

Jesse: is it existential if I’m right?

Kix:

Jesse:

Kix: I’m transferring back to the 212th.

Fives: Cody won’t save you, coward!

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[Post Plan 99]

Wrecker: I wish Tech were here to help us. We would be a lot closer to finding Omega if he was.

Hunter: No kidding…

[Meanwhile, in the afterlife…]

Fives: You can’t beat me in a game of Sabacc.

Tech, who has only been dead for like a week: I doubt that.

Fives: I don’t think you know who you’re up against. I beat anyone I play a match with!

Tech, who has won nearly every bet he has ever made: Want to bet?

Ninety-Nine, watching from a few paces away: Tech is going to kick his shebs.

Jesse: Oh, word?

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Fives: Guess who just got a full ride!

Fox: Who in there right mind would give YOU a full ride?

Fives: An insane asylum!

Fox:

Fives: aggressively gallops away

Fox:

Fox: Fine by me.

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at least i'll always have Marshal Commander Cody

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Anakin: Master Billaba was telling me about this movie we should watch.

Obi-Wan (already suspicious): What movie?

Anakin (absolutely clueless): It’s called “Moulin Rouge”, have you ever heard of it?

Obi-Wan (walking towards the door): Yeah, I’ve heard of it. I’m not sure why she would recommend it to you, it’s not really your style.

Anakin: I should’ve asked her why. She brought it up out of nowhere.

Obi-Wan (lightsaber in hand): I’m about to ask her myself.

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Ezra: This is the worst day of my life! Except for tomorrow. And every day after that.