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clones having actually REALLY bad facial recognition if someone changes ANYTHING about themselves.

with the clones using their wildly different hair styles/dyes and piercings and tattoos to help differentiate each other. it becomes identifying features, and so they stick to those chosen looks forever.

which results in hilarious moments such as:

Obi-Wan, cuts off the mullet: hello there 212th, collectively raising their blasters: who the fuck are you and how did you get on this ship?

Mace Windu, coming back from a long and tedious time at the temple going over reports and strategies and redirecting senators with a scruffy beard: good morning Commander Ponds, internally: omg omg omg when did they start cloning jedi? or has General Windu always had a brother? is this a test? is this an imposter? Windu: I know, the beard is untidy, I was planning on shaving in my quarters once we were in hyperspace Ponds: ... of course sir.

Plo, who's eye protection was compromised during the last battle and has to use his backup pair: Wolffe: *snarling* Plo: I will refrain from wearing the orange ones if it makes you that uncomfortable Wolffe. they are a bit gaudy but they were a gift from my niece. Wolffe: ... buir?

Anakin, sparring with Ahsoka: damn its hot in here *puts hair up into a ponytail* Torrent Company: *tackles Anakin* Ahsoka: uhhh what? Jesse, from the pile: don't worry Commander! we'll take care of this stowaway! Echo: how'd this guy even get on board!? Hardcase: I don't know but he must be stupid to try and fight the Commander out in the open like this- why are you laughing commander?

His Jedi keeps jumping off of extremely tall buildings into active crossfire without armor or a jet pack smh

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I HC that clones are NOT impressed with the fact that Anakin Skywalker is a result of the Miraculous Conception.

"I was conceived by the Force itself, without a father."

"So? All of us clones are conceived and born without a mother. You're not special."

Obi-Wan, hiding a picture of Satine behind his back: remember Ahsoka, attachments are not the Jedi way Anakin, face-calling Padme: he's right, Snips, we're forbidden to love Aayla Secura, her face three inches from Bly's: yes, for the greater good we cannot form attachments, Padawan Tano Plo Koon, drinking out of the Galaxy's Best Dad mug that Wolffe gave him: they're right, little 'Soka, listen to them Ahsoka: ... Ahsoka: I need to get off this ship Rex, on his fourth cup of caf that morning, fighting off a migraine, and So Done With Jedi: right behind you

For the sole fact that Ewan McGregor can sing, I just know that Obi-Wan Kenobi can, and not just a little, bur infuriatingly because it appears effortlessly perfect.

The 212th discovers this completely by accident when they are trapped in some ancient temple ruins and come across the most ridiculous puzzle imaginable: a sealed door that only opens if someone sings every note perfectly.

Naturally, the troopers try first. It goes about as well as you would expect. They are all standing around, arguing over pitch and rhythm, when Obi-Wan takes one brief look at the inscription, tilts his head, and without a hint of hesitation sings.

And it is… stunning. Enough to bring tears to their eyes. The door slides open with a deep, ancient groan.

Obi-Wan, completely unfazed, folds his hands into his sleeves and says, “Ah, here we are. Gentlemen.”

Meanwhile, every single member of the 212th is frozen in place, jaws somewhere on the floor.

Commander Cody, under his helmet, may or may not be having a nosebleed.

After that, the 212th start inventing reasons for their general to sing. Obi-Wan is deeply suspicious but occasionally indulges them.

Eventually, word spreads and the 501st gets involved. Then suddenly in the midst of a war Anakin, Ahsoka, Rex and Cody are trying to come up with increasingly absurd scenarios that “require” Obi-Wan to sing.